I’m not related to any Charlottesville police officers. But, I’ve just accepted $10,000 to promote their cause (kidding, but I will take $10,000 dollars to promote anyone’s cause). I’d like to give a shout out to the Charlottesville police, because they are significantly better than any other police department at any other college. Good job at Foxfield and thank you for not arresting anyone from cVillain.
So here is our favorite Foxfield story:
It’s the end of the day. We are in line for the exit. We are pretty rowdy. We call out at some random ladies who seem to be looking for a ride home. We are incredibly good looking (no hyperbole here) and thus, the ladies get in the car. I don’t think they are sober, nor is anyone in the car. Well, our driver is.
Driving along, one police man motions to go to the scary exit. It is scary because it is patrolled by two police offers. As we drive up, the policeman comes to the car and lets us know there are too many people in the vehicle. We could argue but that would be ridiculous, considering that we have four more people than seatbelts. The ladies reluctantly leave the car. We kiss and say goodbye.
The policeman says we could have put up the back seats and we say it’s okay because “we didn’t know them.”
The policeman responds (I’m not kidding), “Oh, I’m so sorry, did I C*CKBLOCK you guys?” Yes, you did.
But we had a good laugh about it.
Charlottesville Police Rock.
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