Defining what’s hot in Cville on May 4th, 2007, Part II

Thor, you are so right.

Four more to add:

Kiki
It’s like the My Little Pony of bars. So… cute! I like it, but I’d like it more if the bar could seat more than six people, and if those people weren’t also female. I don’t even mind that they only serve six drinks, which may or may not be because the girl bartenders are hot. Props for the experimental videos they play behind the bar– very San Francisco, very convenient for awkward silences. Disappointed it’s the same surfing video every weekend, but regardless. Start a girls night out there and check out some books from their library.

South Street Brewery
I love riding Satan’s Pony on Tuesday nights (do I have a horse theme going?), but it’s exhausting to go to work on Wednesday mornings with a Diet Rockstar and a double-shot Starbucks latte. I think this is the best place to hang out with “normal” Cville people, if there is such thing. And I actually go there to eat. Girls, when you go, suck it up, drink some calories, and order a damn beer. Your friends don’t want to be seen with you holding a G&T, and you could stand to learn a thing or two about malt and hops anyway.

Zocalo
It’s patio season (not tonight, obviously), which means that people are hanging out at Zocalo again. Impressive new menu (…finally), loved the duck. And remember: they were the first to say F-U to the Marlboro Man.

Rapture
Oh, speaking of horses… just kidding. Maybe. They might as well project Nascar and WWE on the dance floor screen. Like I would be seen there to even write about it…

Gotta go shower up. See you out!

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One Response to “Defining what’s hot in Cville on May 4th, 2007, Part II”

  1. 05 May 2007 at 5:29 am
    Thor said:

    It’s really not the Gin & Tonics at South Street… It’s the women who drink white wine at the bar. Look, I know you are trying to look good in your power suit for your job interview at McGuire Woods, or for your next trip to NYC for that Ibanking interview, but you stick out like a sore thumb. It’s not hot; even if you are hot.

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