So the site has been up for a couple of weeks now, and we are very impressed with how many visits we are getting from all of you! At the same time, I am disappointed that no one has anything to say! We have met a few brave and witty souls who have started writing. This is my call to action for all of you.
BREAK OUR ICE…OR MELT IT YOU SEXY THANG
Some of you may think its weird that you would write something that everyone can see…We can take care of that with silly/creative screen names for our members, your choice! In order to break the ice (come on… you all remember that first dance in 7th grade where all the boys were on one side, all the girls were on the other, and all the guys keep daring each other to go to the other side to ask a girl to dance? And then there was that one boy, typical badass of the 7th grade who went up, got the prettiest girl, and after that, the party got started), we are encouraging YOU to get THIS party started. So I will be the one who dares you, except I will give you some help.
RECOMMENDATIONS FOR TOPICS CVILLAINS WILL BE INTERESTED IN
- Best place to publicly hook up with a member of the opposite sex (or not!!) in Cville
- Where to have a first date
- Cville’s version of “Whats Hot, and Whats Not”
- Why the preppy look every guy sports in Cville actually LOWERS their chances of getting with the local southern belles
- What do high-school kids do on the weekends? Where can all of you hang out Friday/Saturday nights? (considering Albermarle just passed that anti-alcohol rule for high-school, you guys can tell us how that has really NOT affected your weekends, anonymously of course…) And yes this applies to both nerds and non-nerds. For clarification, the nerds are the ones all of you high-school kids make fun of, but are actually going to be your boss when you (if you) graduate college. Nerds: keep playing the XBOX/PS/PC/etc…just remember to throw it away, or at least pretend not to like it in college…that is where the non-nerds always one-up the nerds when it comes to the female persuasion
- The crime rate in Cville: have you heard or experienced some really illegal things which haven’t made it into the news?
- Kitchen Scene: if you work in a restaurant in Cville, and you either do, or have seen other people do things in the restaurant kitchen which would scare the crap out of any Department of Health inspector, let us know, or perhaps the next time you order a Mocha Latte with extra foam, you will still be getting the coffee shop’s “special” foam recipe;)
- Do you often find yourself saying you are too smart for your own good? Enlighten us plebeians on your superior intellect. Inform us about something we will never read about because we are so ignorant (we might possibly understand it…)
- Who are the hottest chefs / bartenders / hosts / hostesses / waiters / waitresses in Cville, and are they single?
- Is there a relationship you have proof about that really shouldn’t exist, that is kept under wraps, but everyone “knows” whats going on?
I could go on, but what would be the fun in that? Try to surprise me. I have given you a head-start, just finish the dam race.
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There’s a certain barista at Café Cubano in the mornings that my coworker refers to as “Double-Shot Hotté.” She’s quite the looker, I agree.
Do I smell a post about Cville’s hottest barrista/o?
The crime rate in Cville: have you heard or experienced some really illegal things which haven’t made it into the news?
I’ve heard of six different instances of people being jumped by groups of teenagers in the last couple years, and personally witnessed two such incidents from afar. In all cases the victim was leaving a bar on the Downtown Mall late at night on a Friday or Saturday night, and in all cases the profile was 5-6 black teens and a white victim. This last time it happened to Jamie (Hogwallers) who was leaving the west end of the Mall and minding his own business. It makes me wonder where all the bike cops are at that hour.
But were these incidents reported to the police? Or did the kids just suck it up and walk home?
Anonymous coffee drinker, can you post about Cubano vs. Mudhouse?
Frankly, for people like me, over 40 and single, there is no dating scene in Charlottesville to speak of. Where I work, nearly everyone is married, and I’m not into “dating” married men. Been to the R2 meatmarket (no thank you), and my gym is conveniently packed with students (check). Living alone does have its benefits, and I’ll admit to enjoying my alone-time, but it would be nice to have a sexy-friend. Someone tell me that I’m missing something.
Paula, I know you probably don’t care what a youngster thinks, but I have a single friend over 40 (over 50 actually) who talks a lot about being single here. She’s actually my mom’s friend, but whatever. She says that according to the Census, between 18 and 35 there’s more single men than women here. But after that age it flips, and there are more single women than men. So Paula, you need to look for younger dudes. And…it’s central Virginia…so…I’ll just say it…you shouldn’t kick the brothas out of your dating pool. Get on some brothas, girl! At least, this is what my mom’s friend says.
yes, get out there you cougar
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