Holy SH*T; looks like we aren’t the only villains in town. Check it, straight from Chaos:
Okay ya’ll need to hear it from our point of view. The two that were arrested were my friends. They ain’t have nothing to do with what happened. Charlotteville Cops are racist. If ya’ll Cops Come at us we will Come 6aCC at ya’ll with even more power. No threat just humanity. If you push people enough they push 6aCC. Oh and I know the direction the poliCe is going in this little investigation 6eCause they are looking at my Crew, 6ut I know who did it and ya’ll looking the wrong way. I ain’t snitChing on n06ody though. We from Cali so lips is sealed. Real talk.â€
I’m freaking scared. Well Chaos, how about you show yourself? This is an open letter to all those little so-called gang members, whether friends of Chaos or not…
Dear Losers,
Does living with your grandma and playing Playstation all day really fry your brain enough where you think using 6’s instead of B’s affirms your membership of a LA based latino gang? WHY THE F would you come to Charlottesville if that were the case? This town isn’t running drugs and white UVA fratboys aren’t buying brick marijuana.
Well, this is straight from cVillain: YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS AND AN OBVIOUSLY SMALLER BRAIN.
But let’s get to the real meat of this matter. You and your little high school troop walk around randomly hitting couples on their romantic dinner dates.
So you are you getting “street cred” for beating up on couples right now? But let’s think about this.. as soon as an undercover cop busts your asses you get to be humiliated for life, spend 10 years in jail and then come out and find that life really sucks cause all your non-jailed buddies couldn’t get jobs and hate you for putting them on probation for 2 years, what are you gonna do? We’ll give you a pat on the back for being morons. You can count on it the day you turn 18.
You also probably have no idea how pissed the general male population is in Charlottesville. I guarantee that if you found an equal group of frat boys they would gladly destroy you, Brownings and all. So, give up or get out. Attacking innocent couples is wrong and I hope that you are caught sooner than later.
Cheers,
cVillain
So here are the solutions:
- Form a vigilante gang to oppose your little random beatings
- Curfew for under-18 year olds
- Video cameras ARE NOT A SOLUTION (but do make some sweet dough for contractors.. can I have some of that dough)
- Any suggestions?
I’m all for a vigilante gang.
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I get it…this is like West Side Story. Jets and the Sharks. These kids might be smarter than you think…I mean,they could type a long email to the local news station, then do a clever “find and replace” function in Word…change all the b’s to 6’s…That takes some serious brains.
I think it would be great if we ran into a bunch of munchkins trying to beat up the couple of the night on the downtown mall. The sad thing here is that the Cville police would most likely side with us cVillains. Its not fair, but I laike!
I’d advise anyone anticipating any amorous amblings to be armed with lilith’s superpower of last Friday.
(Someone suggesting seductive saunterings should select something stronger.)
((There’s nothing gang-bangers whose keyboards get broken when they move to the suburbs hate more than alliteration. We all know how frustrating it can be to throw down some “real talk” in an anonymous email when you don’t have your K or B buttons to bust some Dr. Seuss-style on that ass.))
I guarantee this “gang” shit ends when they attempt to assault someone with a conceal and carry license.
I guarantee this gang crap ends when they try to assault someone with a conceal and carry license.
Also, I like how this email has gotten more press than the brutal attack that happened at lunchtime at Little John’s last week.
ooh, yeah, sort of a “CVillain Justice League” puttin’ the smack down on Gotham-Junior’s Junior-Gangstas! I get to be Batman. Lilith can be my “boy wonder”. Got tights?
d’oy
d, oy: you KNOW it.
Damn, Thor. Remind me not to mess with you. It’s all in the “small penis,” in bold and caps lock no less. Men can’t back down from that one. It’s like the penis makes it physically impossible not to react, regardless of size and stealth. Am I right? I don’t have one, I’m just saying.
“real talk” is a popular song for the brothers. Pretty stupid thought process with that song.
Brilliant post.
A legitimate, albeit foolishly reactionary, open letter in response to a prank letter publicized by the local TV station.
I say stick to restaurant talk.
If this wasn’t a foolishly reactionary open letter in response to the tough cville thugs then we wouldn’t call ourselves cVillains!
I was starting to be a semi-reader of this site. This posting, and the responses to it, has made me realize that this blog is run by a complete adolescent.
lulu.. there is so much irony in this post I can’t belive you didn’t get it…. we love you though. keep reading!
Lighten up, Lulu. It’s nice to read an angry post about something other than a bar or restaurant I will probably never go to every once in awhile.
Lulu, it’s okay, I didn’t quite get it. I missed the news story altogether. I’d call this post a low blow, and I think that’s what Thor was ironically going for.
I’m less afraid of gangs on West Main right now than I am of all the lizards I’m seeing. They’re six inches long, kind of green and purply, and they’re FAST little suckers. One almost went up my leg. Too bad I wasn’t carrying my amazing superhero spray. I’ve had two encounters in the past week. I swear they are EVIL.