Greetings, I was toying with the idea of posting this top ten on my MySpace page, but nobody but oy would appreciate my efforts I am afraid. PLEASE do not construe this as a rant or complaint, this compilation is solely meant to be an observation.
So guys here is. And please feel free to chime in.
In no specific order, the Disproportionate Prevalence list of my beloved Charlottesville.
Disclaimer: This list has been created using purely the organic and 100% recyclable phrase â€Charlottesville has too darn many … “
…Real Estate Agents/Attorneys, (Pick your evil)
…Braids (new trend lately?)
…Publicly juggling pre-teen boys
…Volunteers
…Lightening strikes
…Networking groups networking the heck out of every little available space in every little coffee bar in town.
…Honda Elements/Toyota Prius (again, pick your evil)
…Tabloid Sized “Opinion-zinesâ€/Public opinion outlets. (Note I didn’t use the word Rant)
…Bowties’n’suspenders
…Bumper stickers (On the front)
I know the cvillians out there are a tough crowd, and this is what they do for fun?!
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Has lightning been striking? Sort of out of the loop, news-wise (unless you count this site).
As for braids, my braiding days are long behind me, I’m afraid.
Personally, I think Charlottesville has too darn many hot women who don’t immediately drag me into their beds…
Oy, well based on insurance data the most frequent claim on a homeowners policy in this area is lightening related damages. Let the numbers speak for them selves. Lightening strikes during Happy Hour especially on the cheap Tuesday beer happy hour at the south street brewery. That might be why most people don’t realize the frequency.
I hope you are not referring to long braids, behind you, in an anatomical sense…I don’t think I want you to answer that rhetorical question, either.
Wear a kilt, and you will be dragged, swooped and scooped. I promise.
As long as lightning doesn’t strike south street, then, I’m ok.
I don’t want to answer the question about my braided back hair? How come - do you know how difficult that is to do? Takes me hours and hours.
I tried on my kilts just last night (Halloween party - was going to go as “a guy in a kilt”) - too big, both of them. Maybe I could go as “guy with his kilt around his ankles for much of the evening”. Given that the proper usage for kilt wearing is to go commando, that could have, unfortunately, hilarious results….
Oy, maybe the proper form of “Kilt” is your problem, and have there fore hampered your attempts at being kidnapped (?) by a hot woman.
First off, don’t wear two kilts. And don’t wear them around your ankles. And to get back to the first problem, may I suggest a plaid Toga as an alternative solution.