In regard to recent reports like seen on your favorite daily newspaper, the DAILY PROGRESS, of our site becoming corporate in the NON-MONOPOLISTIC IMAGE OF THE AMAZING MICROSOFT, we have recently drawn the line with pens purchased from Staples at the annual fall clearance sale.
After enjoying a Bloomin’ Onion at Outback Steakhouse, we called our circle on our new Cingular phones. Because we had less dropped calls than any other network, we were able to decide to have our first meeting at the Holiday Inn. Luckily, Starbucks had a Triple Whipped Caramel Sexiato and we debated like in the movies that you can see at the Carmike Cinema on 29N.
Because we had a very restful night of sleep after taking Lunestra (with no side effects and no addiction potential), we finally decided to spend our new found cash on a vacation to Sandals, an all inclusive resort in Jamaica that is just freaking awesome. After flying back on United Airlines, we decided to write this post on our Dell computers.
This site is about U & US, or UBS as some would say. So don’t go away to a cruise on VIP Cruises, and continue to read our site, even if you need to get glasses which you can now purchase from Target.
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Corporate here, well done Thor! Unfortunately, Dell called, and objects to its logo being presented along with Apple’s, so they both cancelled their sponsorships (try to work in Toshiba, their existing accounts are expiring and we’d love to land them as a replacement). Sony (playstation, psp) has a problem with their logo being presented below that of Nintendo, move them to an equal level, but put them at opposite ends of the row. Disney is happy with their logo placement, but you mentioned VIP Cruises favorably, so we’re being sued for breach of contract. Oh, and Yahoo and AOL each say their gonna rip you a new asshole for including the other. What’s that (aside) Oh! our stock is down 5%, so fuck it, you’re fired.
hipster-doofus - that was beautiful.
Unfortunately you failed to copyright the post, so you may hear an abridged version during an intense boardroom scene in next summer’s hit action flick “Profits out of this World” starring Will Smith as the Senior Sales VP at a company where the CEO is an alien set to destroy Wall Street.
Off topic here, but this one seems to be struggling, so I don’t think anyone will mind.
Is it ever ok to answer the door in your underwear?
Sometimes you just don’t give a shit, more likely you just assume its the paper boy or someone selling Scientology door-to-door, but then it isn’t… oooops. If I was a hot chick I’d probably give the pizza delivery guy a little visual tip now and then, but I guess then you might have an ex-pizza delivery guy turned stalker problem on your hands? No? Does doing so make one an exhibitionist? or do you have to be naked to qualify for that?
Timmay is it ok to move this to the front page?
Check with D/R on that… just kidding, move whatever you’d like.
moved to front page..
http://cvillain.com/?p=412
Hey guys, Pretty slow day so far, so heres another delivery of mindless drivel you may choose to move elsewhere at your discretion (or runn it threw yer spel cheker). I’ll stick it here where noone will notice. I had “may be coming to you…” in fine print and the rest of the title big and bold, but pasting it here doesn’t let it stay that way. Do with it what you want.
moved to: http://cvillain.com/?p=416