Don’t Wear White T-Shirts When You Have Really Dark Nipples

Posted by Thor on October 25th, 2007 31 Comments

I learned my lesson the hard way. When it’s raining cats and dogs, your fashion faux pa really stands out, and by stands out I mean like gossamer over an obelisk.

Yes, my nipples were deadly because of the rain last night. What was your faux pa in the rain?

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31 Responses to “Don’t Wear White T-Shirts When You Have Really Dark Nipples”

  1. 25 Oct 2007 at 12:22 pm1danpri said:

    Dont see the problem here…..

  2. 25 Oct 2007 at 12:28 pm2oy said:

    I do - if there’s gonna be a wet tshirt contest, it should star Lillith, not Thor (notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat)

  3. 25 Oct 2007 at 3:19 pm3Ethan said:

    Do women know that we (men/everyone else) can see exactly what kind of undergarments they have on (if any) when they wear tight, white pants? I’m not complaining or anything, but it’s easy to spot panties/thong/no panties/no thong.

  4. 26 Oct 2007 at 9:48 am4retro_cycler said:

    That’s not a nipple, it’s a valve!

    Point camera a little more to left or right to obtain view of nipples.

    cheers!

  5. 26 Oct 2007 at 9:50 am5retro_cycler said:

    Oops, previous message nonsensical as I had thought a bicycle rim was in photo. Need to wear glasses more often.

  6. 02 Sep 2008 at 11:10 pm6Sean said:

    Hey dude, the darker the nipples and the thinner your white tshirt the better.
    If you have nice pecs thats a bonus. Dont be shy, wear them and show them off

  7. 03 Sep 2008 at 12:43 am7backup planet said:

    i can’t even comment on this…

  8. 03 Sep 2008 at 12:47 am8backup planet said:

    and, yet, i do

  9. 03 Sep 2008 at 1:11 am9backup planet said:

    damnation - once again, i’m amongst amateurs…

  10. 03 Sep 2008 at 1:20 am10Stanley said:

    Amateur commenters. Professional drinkers and sleepers. The motus operandi of the cVillain commenting community. Learn up, n00b.

  11. 03 Sep 2008 at 1:32 am11backup planet said:

    what are you sayin’, Stan???

  12. 03 Sep 2008 at 1:34 am12backup planet said:

    profressional drinkers and sleepers - what the heck does that mean - ya’ll are afternoon commenters - I’m so not the Motus Operandi, learn up - what are you saying?

  13. 03 Sep 2008 at 1:35 am13backup planet said:

    oops, added an “r”, sorry

  14. 03 Sep 2008 at 1:37 am14Stanley said:

    I’m saying you should go out with the drunk ‘villains who aren’t commenting right now, and don a wet white T-shirt. And a unicorn.

  15. 03 Sep 2008 at 1:40 am15backup planet said:

    you know, if the average age on this blog spot is in the 20s, maybe I don’t belong here. I felt like i belonged here because my sense of humor was on the same wavelength, but if age is a quantifier, well, no, I don’t fit in “well”. In the meantime, I will probably log in from time to time as a “lurker”, but only because I admire the high quality humor and appreciate the frequent wry humor.

    /whatever, stanley, I’m out

  16. 03 Sep 2008 at 1:44 am16Stanley said:

    @15: I’m not saying go away at all. I’m saying stick around and go out, foolio. Plenty of old hats around.

  17. 03 Sep 2008 at 7:11 am17parlie said:

    i’m 7. but i act 13.

    by the way, the iphone is a piece of fucking garbage. i’m going to repeat this on every thread until the entire world understands that THE IPHONE IS A USELESS PIECE OF HOT, STINKY TRASH.

  18. 03 Sep 2008 at 8:22 am18dieter said:

    Which Thor has this problem? The real Thor has no belly button.

    @17 the iPhone is a hot mess? sweet

  19. 03 Sep 2008 at 9:27 am19shenanigans said:

    @17: SUCKER
    @15: No, the average age is eleventy.

  20. 03 Sep 2008 at 10:33 am20Tinkertoy said:

    @14 How do you don a unicorn? Is that like donning a henley?

  21. 03 Sep 2008 at 10:36 am21shenanigans said:


    Linky poo

  22. 03 Sep 2008 at 10:37 am22shenanigans said:

    WTF? Sorcery! Unicorn donning here : http://www.kidcraft.ca/images/66851.gif

  23. 03 Sep 2008 at 10:42 am23Tinkertoy said:

    That looks like somebody impaled a horse’s head upon the horn growing out of that little girl’s head. But plushly. Very death to smoochy, also makes that smile a little shadier…

  24. 03 Sep 2008 at 10:44 am24Tinkertoy said:

    Which gets me to thinking:
    If
    unicorn = horse + horn
    Then
    ??? = person + horn

  25. 03 Sep 2008 at 10:49 am25shenanigans said:

    parlie

  26. 03 Sep 2008 at 10:51 am26Tinkertoy said:

    person + horn ≠ horny person

  27. 03 Sep 2008 at 11:08 am27Tinkertoy said:

    But seriously, is there any mythological creature that fits the bill…err horn?

  28. 03 Sep 2008 at 11:09 am28Tinkertoy said:

    I should amend. Besides parlie that is.

  29. 03 Sep 2008 at 11:24 am29parlie said:

    i can’t tell, is this an SAT question or a personal attack? i hope it’s a personal attack. i’m gonna get thor all over your candy asses.

  30. 03 Sep 2008 at 11:27 am30echo said:

    parlie, did you know you have your own t-shirt?

  31. 03 Sep 2008 at 11:34 am31parlie said:

    i was unaware, but that’s pretty neat. it especially captures my long rectangular head, and my multi-colored triangle teeth. good job, the internet!

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