Following up…

Posted by lilith on October 29th, 2007 13 Comments

  • We wrote the manual to Trivia Night at Mellow Mushroom– any more team names that would make Chuck Norris cry? Any other trivia nights to review?
  • Anyone hook up at Carter’s Mountain after Thor’s post? Or order a sweet ‘n spicy pizza? Order a pizza naked? Buy new jeans?
  • Was this your parking job? (Oh, and I no-commented, but that’s me, like, every time that I park on the mall, and I make no apologies for it. If I get a ticket, I deserve it. But I think of the paint more as a guideline than a rule.)
  • Try natural family planning? Get a plus sign? Actually, please don’t answer that.
  • Have you gotten over the DPR deal yet? I LOVED your comments. You probably thought I was just being a smug biotch, but what good is it to promise nothing will change when we could prove it to you, within days? Please don’t worry or yell at us before something changes! Whining is so unattractive. I do it, and I am very single. There are operating costs to the site, and America happens to be a capitalist nation. So we’re still irreverent, and any sponsors know that it’s in the package deal. For example, I think the NBC 29 woman on the morning news needs to fire her make-up person. There.
  • ID Thor? Thor, you rocked for posting this.
  • Ladies, did any of you actually dress up as something other than a “Sexy ___”? Fill in the blank. The word “ho” has no meaning to me any more. Halloween. Yawn.
  • And, cleaning up the show with both the “Hey thanks, ASSHOLE” award and the voter’s choice for “Guy I hope I’ve never made out with,” Timm-ay just wrote about his boob-epiphany, now open to the only-a-C-cup women after being used by a DD who is, apparently, representative of all large-chested women in the world. “Humor”? [Cue crickets chirping.] Sorry timm-ay.
  • Finally, did anyone notice our new tagline on the homepage? (Am I the last one to notice it?) Anyway, yeah.

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    13 Responses to “Following up…”

    1. 29 Oct 2007 at 4:15 pm1lilith said:

      Someone, comment. Was I too cynical today? I know I’m usually the “I like everything!” type, but it’s seriously affecting my self-esteem that my posts get 2 comments to Thor’s 6,413 every time. That, and being flat.

    2. 29 Oct 2007 at 4:19 pm2mintyfresh said:

      I was at the X-Lounge all night on Saturday and I would not have hesitated to slap a Sexy or Naughty (blank) label on ALL of the ladies present with full confidence. Very nice work by all - I can’t wait to see what transpires on Wednesday! Oh, where will you be, sexy bee girl? And Lilith, you couldn’t have seen them because of my costume, but I WAS wearing new jeans (Sevens).

    3. 29 Oct 2007 at 4:27 pm3lilith said:

      Oh yeah. I dress up as “sexy ___” too. I’m not criticizing women, just that Halloween has gotten to the point that so many women dress up as “sexy ___” that we’d have to wear our birthday suits to stand out any more. Do you think?

    4. 29 Oct 2007 at 4:32 pm4Dave said:

      I somehow avoided MM trivia in my undergrad days. Heading over there recently, I was glad I did. Just an ugly scene, not to mention the fact that EVERYONE is cheating! Seriously, it’s apparently a contest of who can look up the answer fastest on their iPhone/Blackberry.
      Lame.

    5. 29 Oct 2007 at 4:34 pm5mintyfresh said:

      Birthday suits are best saved for answering the door…

    6. 29 Oct 2007 at 4:46 pm6Tim said:

      Worst part of the “sexy ____” costume craze: when you find out the girls in the sexy cop costumes are 17. And their mom is the prisoner with them. What is she doing taking them to bars and letting them get all freaky with the guys? Do they want the real cops to come?

      In other news, yours truly was runner up in the sexiest costume contest at 216. Nice way to pay off all the bar tabs for the night.

    7. 29 Oct 2007 at 5:05 pm7Thor said:

      Tim, you gotta send us pictures!!!

    8. 29 Oct 2007 at 5:14 pm8lilith said:

      Tim, are you air-guitar Tim?

    9. 29 Oct 2007 at 5:29 pm9Thor said:

      oh hmm maybe we already have pictures.

    10. 29 Oct 2007 at 5:56 pm10Tim said:

      I am indeed “air-guitar Tim.” I’ll have to get you some more pics, seeing as I’ve updated the costume a touch.

    11. 29 Oct 2007 at 8:51 pm11Dan from Eppie's said:

      Mellow Trivia names I wish I’d thought of earlier, mostly just to screw with the announcers (imagine the announcer saying them after saying “the best team name tonight is”):
      1) And the winning team name is…
      2) Ummm, hang on one second.
      3) Is this thing on? Can you guys hear me?
      4) Hey dude in front, shut up! No seriously, shut up! I’m trying to talk here.

    12. 30 Oct 2007 at 4:12 am12oy said:

      Ooh, Dan - I like the concept. Let’s fuck with the announcer. How about Team:

      1) “I was just tickling my prostate with this microphone, and accidentally gave myself a dirty sanchez”
      2) “My prison bitch name was ‘announcer tosses the best salad on D Block’”
      3) “Mellow Mushroom is including gonorrheal discharge on every pizza tonight at no extra charge.”
      4) “There’s an uncontrolled fire in the kitchen, everyone please exit the restaurant in an orderly fasion”
      5) “I fully support every decision the current administration has made”

      Sorry about number 5 - I always tend to take it just a bit too far for good taste…

    13. 30 Oct 2007 at 2:40 pm13lilith said:

      Hahahahaha

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