Things sure to get you busted on Halloween

Posted by Thor on October 31st, 2007 7 Comments

First, of all…BE FREAKING CAREFUL DRIVING HOME FROM WORK TODAY.  KIDS ARE OUT AND ABOUT AND WE WOULD HATE TO READ ABOUT SPLATTERED POWER RANGERS ON THURSDAY MORNING.

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Now, the short list of “treats” sure to get you busted by the popos on Halloween:

  • strawberry flavored condoms
  • apples with inserted razor blades
  • lsd infused lemon drops
  • chocolate effigy of Thomas Jefferson’s balls
  • pubes *not even a Gypsy’s*
  • edible underwear, of any flavor

Feel free to add to the list.

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7 Responses to “Things sure to get you busted on Halloween”

  1. 31 Oct 2007 at 10:47 am1josh said:

    These.

  2. 31 Oct 2007 at 10:52 am2belmont yo said:

    “Special” pizza.

  3. 31 Oct 2007 at 11:17 am3oy said:

    I’m guessing that public fornication on the downtown mall with several hotties dressed as sexy ______’s is something that will get me busted on Halloween.

    And I’m hoping I’ll be able to confirm that guess tonight…

  4. 31 Oct 2007 at 11:29 am4girl said:

    No panties, and a snapshot of me getting out of a taxi, posted here.

  5. 31 Oct 2007 at 11:32 am5Thor said:

    Haha, Girl - Upstart would kill me if we followed in PerezHilton’s footsteps, nonetheless I don’t know if we could stoop that low.

  6. 31 Oct 2007 at 11:36 am6girl said:

    Tongue -in -cheek, so to speak, Thor:)

  7. 01 Nov 2007 at 10:47 am7sha nay nay said:

    You definitely shouldn’t hit on that cop that parks down by
    Escafe. He’s cute though.

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