1. The Golden Rule. Thou shalt not revealeth the identity of cVillains, as Thor and Lilith shalt not revealeth the identities of all cVillains, which Thor and Lilith do knoweth. The accepting of bribes or drunken slurred revelations will result in scorn and contempt from fellow cVillains. If bribes are offered, thou shalt inform Thor and Lilith, who hath labored many moons to create a sacred bond of anonymity and confidentiality.
2. Thou shalt partake of libations. Else thou shalt be sober.
3. Thou shalt post when under the influence of libations without scorn or contempt from cVillains, unless thou sayeth offensive remarks, in which case thou is on thy own, and we wish thou luck with that.
4. Thou shalt dance upon elevated surfaces and mock those below or thou shalt mock those who dance upon elevated surfaces. Thou shalt simply… mock. Mockery of thyself is best.
5. Thou shalt not tell private details of thy neighbor’s personal life, with thy neighbor’s name.
6. Thou shalt not post false gossip.
7. Thou shalt not hate on Charlottesville, for thou hath madeth the choice to liveth here. Obvieth.
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Finally, a religion that “speaks” to me. It’s Friday, let’s get our jihad on! Alcohol Ackbar, baby!
Oy, good to see you wandering around on Tuesday night! Oh, and thanks for the birthday wishes!
Oh yeah. You guys can add to this.
great seeing you too.
Oh, and facebook told me it was your birthday; I’m not stalking you. Yet.
Thou shall not murder the English language while posting
Thou shall not covet thy fellow cVillains cigarettes while partaking in libations because thy doesn’t smoke except while drinking and hence beist slovenly
Thou shall not covet thy fellow cVillains ox or his South Street Nachos or his male servant not that there is anything wrong with that or his 52′ HDTV
every time i read Thou I think Thor and begin to wonder why are all these rules applying to me…
wow i hope we are important enough to blackmail/bribe…
Thou shall not covet thy neighbors ass, unlest thou be at Escafe or 216.
Thou shalt ensure Oy’s cup runneth over with malted beverages, without accepting sheckels, dinarii or other base coinage in recompense
Thou shalt commit adultery. Often. With Oy.
Go forth and multiply, just not in the restroom of thine favorite local drinking establishment, ‘less there beith no line, but even then thoust shall be quick about it…please.
These are awesome. Oy, you never cease to amaze.
verily, I am incapable of constraining my awesomeness…
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