The Code

1. The Golden Rule. Thou shalt not revealeth the identity of cVillains, as Thor and Lilith shalt not revealeth the identities of all cVillains, which Thor and Lilith do knoweth. The accepting of bribes or drunken slurred revelations will result in scorn and contempt from fellow cVillains.  If bribes are offered, thou shalt inform Thor and Lilith, who hath labored many moons to create a sacred bond of anonymity and confidentiality.

2. Thou shalt partake of libations. Else thou shalt be sober.

3. Thou shalt post when under the influence of libations without scorn or contempt from cVillains, unless thou sayeth offensive remarks, in which case thou is on thy own, and we wish thou luck with that.

4. Thou shalt dance upon elevated surfaces and mock those below or thou shalt mock those who dance upon elevated surfaces. Thou shalt simply… mock. Mockery of thyself is best.

5. Thou shalt not tell private details of thy neighbor’s personal life, with thy neighbor’s name.

6. Thou shalt not post false gossip.

7. Thou shalt not hate on Charlottesville, for thou hath madeth the choice to liveth here. Obvieth.

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16 Responses to “The Code”

  1. 09 Nov 2007 at 9:25 amoy said:

    Finally, a religion that “speaks” to me. It’s Friday, let’s get our jihad on! Alcohol Ackbar, baby!

  2. 09 Nov 2007 at 9:28 ameastender said:

    Oy, good to see you wandering around on Tuesday night! Oh, and thanks for the birthday wishes!

  3. 09 Nov 2007 at 11:13 amlilith said:

    Oh yeah. You guys can add to this.

  4. 09 Nov 2007 at 11:33 amoy said:

    great seeing you too. ;) Oh, and facebook told me it was your birthday; I’m not stalking you. Yet.

  5. 09 Nov 2007 at 12:32 pmTaliesin said:

    Thou shall not murder the English language while posting

    Thou shall not covet thy fellow cVillains cigarettes while partaking in libations because thy doesn’t smoke except while drinking and hence beist slovenly

    Thou shall not covet thy fellow cVillains ox or his South Street Nachos or his male servant not that there is anything wrong with that or his 52′ HDTV

  6. 09 Nov 2007 at 1:25 pmThor said:

    every time i read Thou I think Thor and begin to wonder why are all these rules applying to me…

    wow i hope we are important enough to blackmail/bribe…

  7. 09 Nov 2007 at 1:27 pmoy said:

    Thou shall not covet thy neighbors ass, unlest thou be at Escafe or 216.

    Thou shalt ensure Oy’s cup runneth over with malted beverages, without accepting sheckels, dinarii or other base coinage in recompense

    Thou shalt commit adultery. Often. With Oy.

  8. 10 Nov 2007 at 10:43 amtimm-ay said:

    Go forth and multiply, just not in the restroom of thine favorite local drinking establishment, ‘less there beith no line, but even then thoust shall be quick about it…please.

  9. 10 Nov 2007 at 12:02 pmlilith said:

    These are awesome. Oy, you never cease to amaze.

  10. 10 Nov 2007 at 12:14 pmoy said:

    verily, I am incapable of constraining my awesomeness…

  11. 07 Feb 2008 at 4:51 pmGobbler said:

    you might also want to check This out

  12. 07 Feb 2008 at 4:52 pmGobbler said:

    link: http://welcome.twysted.net/

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