Is there more to this than I’m getting? It is about time {looking at bare wrist as if there was a watch there} for you to post something mindless… was there no video of an old person being hit by a truck available from Youtube? Maybe someone putting their cat in the microwave?
You’re correct as always. If you want to confirm, just come to 216 around 2:30, I’ll be the one in the mens room playing Larry Craig (in ass-less chaps)
Well that why i don’t get it. I am mindless. To much thump thump in my ear holes has rendered my once usefull brain a beleaguered putty. Are we gradually revealing our cartoon avatars?
Hmm… is that a faux thor up there with the wide stance and the denuded gluteus? Trippy. These multi-nick sign in shenanigans are so hard to keep track of. Ah well.
Hey, you left dijonbray (no problem there) and Sha-nay-nay (the one person who could give ‘Yo a run for his money) off the poll. What gives? I know they (she) could be added, but folks are likely to realize that they’re missing after they vote.
Clearly the polls have been rigged. Vote early and vote often circa Chicago 1928 and Boston of course all the time. B.Y. is plying South Street denizens w/ promises of beer, liquor and their NAME IN LIGHTS …allegedly (thanks for the Kolsch B.Y.), and probably boob jobs to rival TIMM_AYS main focus for votes. I think he was lying, but since this is a hard news site, such as it were, I’m inclined to believe what I read. Or not. Not to mention the enormous schlong to which he alluded. Timm_AY’s…B.Y’s schlong is legendary and doesn’t need further P.R.
Not saying it’s rigged…but I thought I saw a hanging chad somewhere on the right side of the poll.
I almost voted for you my virtual lyrically gifted friend, but then I would have sadly been there w/ the pathetic zero percent. I had to give props to myself and my enormous single B’s which I of course use to my advantage every damn day and then leave the detritus in the dust. Wishing their penis and their minds were just slightly above the size of a mite.
Yeah, what is up with that? I know I’m Oy’s favorite Cvillain at least. He wants to spoon me.
P.S.
Working Saturday morning sucks. I’m trying to pretend like I’m not still drunk in front of the clients. At least I’ve got Cvillain to read. Since my boss blocked myspace and all…
*Yawn*
See you villains esta noche a la OXO….
I am just just so touched I was included on the poll (sniff), I can’t begin to tell you how much I love you guys (sniff)… you fill the void of my banal corporate 9 to 5 and I can never thank you enough (long extended wail - think daytime soap, not Oscar contender)…
yo - I absolutely wasn’t mocking you - that was just the verbalization of the stupid smile I got on my face when I saw my screen name included on the list. I prefer to mock myself. And chicks who wear leggings. And couples that each have one glass of wine at dinner instead of getting a bottle to share… but now I digress.
I didn’t feel mocked, just wanted to make some dumb jokes. And Im right there with you on moderation when comes to alcohol. I mean really, what kind of sense does that make? Hee hee…
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Is there more to this than I’m getting? It is about time {looking at bare wrist as if there was a watch there} for you to post something mindless… was there no video of an old person being hit by a truck available from Youtube? Maybe someone putting their cat in the microwave?
So, how close am I to figuring out your identity Thor? I’ll assume Lilith shared my suspicions with you… right ballpark?
You’re correct as always. If you want to confirm, just come to 216 around 2:30, I’ll be the one in the mens room playing Larry Craig (in ass-less chaps)
its not mindless
its not mindless
Well that why i don’t get it. I am mindless. To much thump thump in my ear holes has rendered my once usefull brain a beleaguered putty. Are we gradually revealing our cartoon avatars?
Hmm… is that a faux thor up there with the wide stance and the denuded gluteus? Trippy. These multi-nick sign in shenanigans are so hard to keep track of. Ah well.
Hey, you left dijonbray (no problem there) and Sha-nay-nay (the one person who could give ‘Yo a run for his money) off the poll. What gives? I know they (she) could be added, but folks are likely to realize that they’re missing after they vote.
Timm-ay is missing as well. Was he disqualified for his boob size polemic?
there are 50 other people we left off… I just went through registered users but feel free to add
Clearly the polls have been rigged. Vote early and vote often circa Chicago 1928 and Boston of course all the time. B.Y. is plying South Street denizens w/ promises of beer, liquor and their NAME IN LIGHTS …allegedly (thanks for the Kolsch B.Y.), and probably boob jobs to rival TIMM_AYS main focus for votes. I think he was lying, but since this is a hard news site, such as it were, I’m inclined to believe what I read. Or not. Not to mention the enormous schlong to which he alluded. Timm_AY’s…B.Y’s schlong is legendary and doesn’t need further P.R.
Not saying it’s rigged…but I thought I saw a hanging chad somewhere on the right side of the poll.
I almost voted for you my virtual lyrically gifted friend, but then I would have sadly been there w/ the pathetic zero percent. I had to give props to myself and my enormous single B’s which I of course use to my advantage every damn day and then leave the detritus in the dust. Wishing their penis and their minds were just slightly above the size of a mite.
Yeah, what is up with that? I know I’m Oy’s favorite Cvillain at least. He wants to spoon me.
P.S.
Working Saturday morning sucks. I’m trying to pretend like I’m not still drunk in front of the clients. At least I’ve got Cvillain to read. Since my boss blocked myspace and all…
*Yawn*
See you villains esta noche a la OXO….
Spoon, fork. What’s the diff?
fixed. One vote straight outa my utensil drawer
I admit…I am my favorite cVillain. The rest of you don’t embrace the “villain” part of the name enough.
Are you saying i should fire my penis’ PR agent? Hmm… maybe I can find a loophole in the contract. “Wanda, get my genital counsel on the line…”
I am just just so touched I was included on the poll (sniff), I can’t begin to tell you how much I love you guys (sniff)… you fill the void of my banal corporate 9 to 5 and I can never thank you enough (long extended wail - think daytime soap, not Oscar contender)…
Well lets see, I could have gone with:
I was touched by the pole, too… oh wait… that was last weeks gig at escafé.
OR
You were touched by the pole as it filled your void? Long extended wail? Jeez… someone wanna turn the thermostat down in here?
Either way, yes. I am in fifth grade. Thanks for asking.
yo - I absolutely wasn’t mocking you - that was just the verbalization of the stupid smile I got on my face when I saw my screen name included on the list. I prefer to mock myself. And chicks who wear leggings. And couples that each have one glass of wine at dinner instead of getting a bottle to share… but now I digress.
I didn’t feel mocked, just wanted to make some dumb jokes. And Im right there with you on moderation when comes to alcohol. I mean really, what kind of sense does that make? Hee hee…