For students and DSW corporates

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Students. You can get permanent frostbite on your toes, and you do look like idiots wearing flip-flops right now. You know those stories our grandparents tell about walking a mile through the snow to get to school with holes in their shoes, before global warming and everything? They tell the stories to make you appreciate the fact that you don’t have to endure pain and suffering because you can buy warm shoes. Lawnies: you’re off the hook because walking outside to get to the shower is kind of awesome.

DSW. Will you please build a Charlottesville location? I have received so many $20 gift certificates that I haven’t been able to use in time. We need you, because students are walking to school a mile in the freezing cold (soon to be snow) with no real shoes.

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20 Responses to “For students and DSW corporates”

  1. 04 Dec 2007 at 1:59 pmNyGirlInCville said:

    It’s not our fault! Us UVa girls…it is an unwritten rule that we are limited to certain types of footwear…not unlike geishas. It is cold today though. Here in the library, I’m observing most of the blondes reading Art History textbooks wearing those Tory Burch ballet flats with the shiny gold medallions on the front. (You know, the ones so obnoxiously bright it seems they may blind you at any moment) There are also a couple of pairs of knee-high boots. I do spy the occasional bare toes sticking out of dirty reef sandals and gold and pink Jack Rogers sandals. ewww

  2. 04 Dec 2007 at 6:49 pmsha nay nay said:

    Whatever. My little french-manicured toes like to be out and take in the fresh air. Socks are smothering. And conformist. I wear flip-flops to say,
    “Screw you, COLD WEATHER, Screewww youuu!”

  3. 04 Dec 2007 at 8:28 pmhappyhooker said:

    i wear sandles, without socks, year around.

    i once went three years barefoot. bu ti lied in the shouth and was a hippie, so………….

  4. 04 Dec 2007 at 8:33 pmThor said:

    what if you wear sandals with socks?

  5. 04 Dec 2007 at 11:11 pmStanley said:

    Aw, Thor. It’s cute of you to ask like that. The honest answer: we’re all judging you for doing so. But you know what, big guy? Do whatever makes you you.

  6. 19 Jan 2008 at 1:26 pmsophia :D said:

    i know its so fcking retarded! i hate it when pppl do that sht! lol :DD

  7. 20 Jan 2008 at 3:51 pmlilith said:

    Any students-in-flip-flops sightings these past few days?

  8. 20 Jan 2008 at 3:57 pmbuster said:

    lil, i wore flip-flops to the store yesterday.

    i was too hungover to tie shoelaces.

  9. 20 Jan 2008 at 4:19 pmmc said:

    yep saw some flip flops on the grounds yesterday. And a few pairs of shorts in the corner. it is FREEZING outside, kids!

  10. 20 Jan 2008 at 4:40 pmbuster said:

    mc - two of my football teammates earlier today showed up in shorts. okay, it gets warm when you’re moving around, but when we throw you down on the icy snow? not so much!

    that said, i’m about to go watch the end of the pats game and settle in for the packers-giants game (go GB), and i’m probably not going to wear close-toed shoes. yeah, i win.

  11. 20 Jan 2008 at 5:00 pmcaroline said:

    buster you’re a chick that’s all into football?? I’m extremely attracted to you right now.

  12. 20 Jan 2008 at 5:15 pmbelmont yo said:

    I suppose it was just a matter of time
    afore buster was hit on by caroline
    sometimes it seems
    she’s a flirting machine
    At least she don’t say “what’s your sign?”

  13. 20 Jan 2008 at 5:18 pmcaroline said:

    i heart you too b’yo.

  14. 20 Jan 2008 at 5:43 pmSilmo Syrup said:

    Buster How can you play football in this weather??? Is it touch or tackle?

  15. 20 Jan 2008 at 5:46 pmcaroline said:

    silm, check your email…..(trying to sound cliquey)

  16. 20 Jan 2008 at 5:50 pmSilmo Syrup said:

    i got nothin’

  17. 20 Jan 2008 at 5:57 pmbuster said:

    oh caroline! *blush* now i wish i knew exactly which hot one you were at wintergreen friday (there were at least four)… rowr! (i’m a pisces, if that does anything for you)

    silmo: lots and lots of layers. also, we only had six people so we went three-on-three [why do i feel like that phrase is going to come back to haunt me at some point?], so there was plenty of running around to be done to keep warm. it was touch, at the behest of the shorts-wearers who didn’t want to fall on the non-melted icy snow, but that didn’t stop us from knocking them over into it anyways. i’m bringing a flask next time though; i got whacked in the nose something fierce and the ice/aspirin combo isn’t quite doing it. (and yes, there was blood. it was awesome.)

    okay i’m leaving now. go packers! (not a fan, just loathe the giants)

  18. 20 Jan 2008 at 6:04 pmcaroline said:

    Buster, now I am totally in love with you.

  19. 20 Jan 2008 at 7:01 pmparlie said:

    i’m not sure why i thought of this but my friend coined a phrase once that involved a bloody nose. you want to know what it was?

    “irish blowjob.”

    now go enjoy your respective sundays.

  20. 21 Jan 2008 at 9:05 ambuster said:

    caroline: will you be at crush on thursday? wink wink, nudge nudge…

    parlie: good one. that took a second, but damned if i wasn’t giggling. i’d have enjoyed my sunday much more if tynes had been kind enough to shank that last field goal as well. f*&!in’ giants. and my nose hurts. oh, the injustice! oh, the huge manatee!

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