Will Thor and/or Lilith show up at the party?
Like we’re going to tell you.
Q&A session, let’s go.
Q: Where is Zinc?
A: A better question is, where is Iron, who first called West Main “Midtown”? It’s in midtown, sort of in the middle area.
Q: What is Zinc?
A: An element. Duh. But more importantly, a gastropub. This is its website. You can read its cVillain history on our yet-again-updated Restaurant Index.
Q: Do we have to ID ourselves?
A: PshyeahNO. There will be name tags. If you want to put your alias on it, do it. If you don’t want to ID yourself, put your name on it or a fake name, we don’t care. If you want your alias and real name on it, do it. But don’t ask people about their alias if it’s not on there. They might just be there for the booze and to meet REALLY hot cool people. Who may or may not be tan.
Q: Am I allowed to make out?
A: For the love of ancient mythological gods, YES. Have as much fun as you possibly can [excluding vandalizing the restaurant or disturbing the DJ]. If you feel the need to make out, raise your hand, and someone will be along.
Q: With girls? If I’m a girl?
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my office mates are giving me weird looks, wondering why my hand is raised.
How long before someone comes along?
Q: Will DJ Ross be spinning any Bright Eyes tunes? And will there be any cakes from Chandler’s?
A: STFU, mintyfresh!!
my arm is starting to get sore.
when will someone come along?
Oy: You’ve been counted. Don’t hurt yourself. And always stretch first.
Minty: Heh. Good one!
Lilith: Wanna team up and blind some folks? Or just make out?
oy, if your arm is sore and you’re not coming, you’re not doing it right.
Can someone please help oy?
Oy needs help. Lots of help.
Should we have a ‘makeout contest’ tonight? Have the ladies judge who among us is the best kisser?
I have no ulterior motives in mind in suggesting that. None at all. Trust me.
LMWAO… My my we are all on top wit form this morning.
My parole officer will not let me out tonight, even though I said ‘pretty please’ and then stuck a rusty anglepoise lamp up his arse. Something to do with blah blah blah… “… still got 33 years to serve…” blah blah.
If I had been able to come, I would have been in an orange jumpsuit, which is never a good look for the color scheme in Zinc.
Big Barry ‘Basher’ O’Flaherty offered to give me access to one of their escape tunnels, the one that comes up just in front of Yves Delorme on the Mall. I would have preferred the one that comes up in the bathroom at The Blue Moon but it was booked. However there is not enough KY on this planet to get me to do what he wanted me to do with a rubber chicken, a khaki green patio umbrella and my colon.
So have fun and perhaps my appeal will succeed and I’ll see you next time. On the bright side, it’s Salisbury Steak here tomorrow which would be a shame to miss. The chef’s delicate balance of salt and saturated fat is just a joy to behold, and always guarantees a riot if they run out of seconds. With gastronomic delights like that every day, it’s no wonder I weigh 510lbs.
Flooze in ‘The Big House’
Floozy - would a floral print patio umbrella change your mind?
Can I come and bring my toilet brush?
TBG
A: All props and utensils will be considered, including toilet brushes, patio umbrellas (fabric pattern subject to approval of management), and pumpkin batters of both local and non-local origin, PROVIDED that the bearer’s choice of undergarments is appropriate for big girls. If you are in need of said apparel, I believe Flirt is open until 6:00.
guys can’t wear panties.. we’ll be checking
I suggest every woman wear a nametag that says lillith, and every man one that says thor. That way lillith will be able to retain her precious secret identity and thor, well, not so much… he’ll be the one checking panties.
And mr cox, you should absolutely bring your toilet brush.
I may come, but I am totally out of the restaurant gossip loop so I’m afraid I have little to contribute. If I do make it out, I will wear no nametag but I can assure you I will be wearing pants with shallow pockets. Buy me a whiskey?
You don’t have to wear a nametag. Hell, if you feel weird about wearing a nametag, don’t or like we said, just make up your name. I hope to see multiple Thors there.
Belmont- I never had you down as a conformist… why don’t the woman wear Thor tags and the guys Lilith ones. So much more potential for fun with the general public.
On a side note, not sure if eating is on the agenda at Zinc but I had the chocolate mousse in there a few weeks back, and it was vile. I asked them to box it up to be stored in the medicine cabinet in place of Syrup of Ipecac. How a ‘french’ fusion restaurant can cock that dish up is beyond me. It also puzzled me that a glass of chilled sparkling wine was served in a glass with no stem… tres gauche.
Dictating a binary code one way or the other would be conformity, m’dear. Suggesting that everyone do one thing and then doing quite another thing one’s self, on the other hand… well, perhaps I’ve said too much.
Actually, might be fun to have a bunch of male lilith’s and female thor’s! But then, I’m very easily entertained.
I’ve had the mousse at zinc, and it was awesome. vile’s a strong step in the other direction - why was it so bad?
Actually, might be fun to have a bunch of male lilith’s and female thor’s
Then come on down to escafé on any wed or friday, we gotcha covered.
Duckduckgoose,
My expectation of a mousse (any flavor) involves a light fluffy disappear-on-the-tongue oral experience. The offending choc ‘mousse’ was firm, with a slightly gritty texture and tasted like one of those cheap Jell-o box desserts that you whisk up… the equivalent where I come from is this utter shite called Angel Delight, and that is exactly what it reminded me of.
I never ever ever return food unless it is under/over cooked so I just left it. The charming waitress asked me why I had not eaten my dessert and I just said it was not to my taste, but she took it off the bill anyway. I am not a fussy eater, but on that particular night the Choc Mousse was inedible IMHO.
I would love to hear better experiences, as a mousse is a great way to end a heavy meal if you have just eaten like a pig at a trough and have little room for additional bulk.
You kids have fun tonight. I have to work late and can’t make it, alack.
will anyone else be going stag tonight? a stag section of the bar perhaps? i just dont wanna get there and be cliqued to death.
i look forward to your drunken posts!
i hope to make out with thatgrrl, lilith and oy at the same time.
may your every wish come true (or, at least, that one)
So, so very stag. So much so, I may stagger.
I’ve received word of a Stanley poseur at the Zinc meet-up. What else happened? Or are you guys all too drunk?
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