Dear cVillains,
While we are dazzling ourselves at Zinc and dining at Mas and dancing to B Yo’s sexy beats at Escafe, the Flooze is being beaten with a stick, shackled to the toilet, and forced to wear orange. Yes, one of our own has been unjustly incarcerated for a crime she may or may not have committed. This is wrong! And this WILL NOT STAND!
Whether she guilty is not the issue.
What crime she may have committed does not matter.
Whether the victim was very old and sick and would have died anyway is beside the point.
No! What matters is that the Flooze is one of our own – And we must stick together! We must place ourselves and our need to read Floozy’s witty posts above the needs of “society†and above the cause of crime-free nursing homes.
Do we cVillains have the courage of our principles?!?
Do we believe in truth, justice, and the American way?!?
Is this site really built on the backs of child laborers?!?
Then stand with me and fight!
The time has come to Free Floozy!
Yours,
Silmo
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this entire post smells like pot.
This is stupid. Why did lilith/Thor allow this to be posted?
I thought this was beyond me. Maybe I was wrong.
OMG. I’m getting a contact high.
huhhuhhuhhaa….
“You’re a towel!”
/thats tit, thats the melody to funkytown.
Yea. Dumb on many levels.
Ok I’ll be smarter in the future. sorry!
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where is she? and is she still… there?