TUIs are expected tonight (for those who don’t know, TUI is typing under the influence)
Please! Do it here! I promise to participate (if I can remember). Reviews of bars are good too.
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can we post drunk comments if we happen to be hammered right now?
yes
i’d better start drinking, then. anyone else here like the cool, refreshing taste of sparks (or sparks plus)?
almost tui’d last weekend but spilled wine in the process and lost the i, o, k and l on my keyboard…what I typed didn’t make any sense after that.
i’ll let you know tomorrow after i get all the good ones after hours tonight…
Q: You know what you get when you mix Sparks and a 40?
A: A SPORTY! And it tastes REALLY good! DO IT!
I just got comp’d a whole bottle of cab sav at my hotel in Atlanta for decorum the concierge described to her superior in front of me as “actually, really nice, and understanding” after sitting in 2 hours of traffic covering 2 miles and finding out my reservation had a bad computer glitch. So this would be an early night slightly tipsy comment? But I’m totally serious about the Sporty! Please guys, when you come home, tell how bars and holiday parties [< - PC] are. I miss Cville
belmont yo “really” kicks ass. I don’t mean to sound condesending. (is that not spelt right?) and… that is if being that he was the spinner tonight. Thank you and such!
good nig hit. (yes that’s 2 words with an wrongly placed “i” in the middle). and of course the “h” is silent.
(see what happens?)
Yupster!
C-ville misses you back!
wish i could tell you how much fun you’re not missing here, but i stayed in with a sick puppy/dog. then parent in town tomorrow, so nice dinner at the least! too bad OXO probably wouldn
t let me in
I am drinking some ESB’s(to meet minimum posting req’s) now as puppy/dog has been tucked in.
If you havent heard we have the storm of the century of the week coming tomorro…ooops, later and sunday, if you’re flying back?
didnt mean to skip over you ukemo, but I don’t know who the hell you are.
i can never tell if i think the girls at C&) are hot r not
sure you can, spit it out
Too waifish? Too not-quite-the-girl-you’d-bring-home-to-momma, cause she’d blow smoke in momma’s face-ish?
give me some numbers, 1-10
Seeing as I am doing a Habitat For Humanity build tomorrow, I am alas not drinking tonight…at least not heavily. So no drunken posts from me. I had a few beers at The Woodlands earlier this evening…A friend of mine that works there was hosting some young professionals club thing and begged me to come keep her company. They were having game night…ON A FRIDAY NIGHT! Needless to say, not exactly the most thrilling group of people.
Good call on the sporty Yupster. Classic tubing beverage. I’ve been meaning to have one of those soon, although not while tubing.
I did a little Habitat work as part of court-ordered community service(thanks jimmy fucking carter) and they made me site supervisor. too much like work, they wanted me to join their board or some shit (is shit ok?)
I think they actually encourage drinking..
I think Thor has passed out! Light weight!
A Skyline Cab driver tried to fight me tonight. A guy from across the street and I arrived at the cab the same time, he hopped in, I asked to share the fare. He refused. The cab driver sided with him.
As they were driving away the cab stalled, and I pointed and laughed. As they restarted their shitty cab I told them to “enjoy the ride.” The fare gave me the finger, and the cabbie with his crusty ass pony tail stopped, opened his door, and told me that I needed to “learn how to talk in Charlottesville.” Apparently, after 22 years I still don’t know how to talk in my hometown. It’s like how after I started at UVa all of my friends could only say that I’d “changed.”
south street = good service, nice long tables for a big crowd. tasty tasty beers.
kiki = extremely delicious blueberry concoction… also expensive, but I felt healthy drinking down those antioxidants after many south street brews. thanks to cvillains for the recommend.
buddhist biker = fucking collegiate as hell. yikes. i was hoping that place would be cooler or at least the kids would be outta town. Any place worth going in the corner?
me = head is swimming, thankful for auto spellcheck. Also thankful for relatively warm weather for all the walking required this evening. tomorrow is another story.
Is thnis Maude (Bea Arthur) from the Zinc get-together?Oldstacks, could you take hgim?
I would answer if that was coherent… I think the answer is yes. honestly, i don’t know how I’m coherent right now. I credit all those mavis beacon lessons in the third grade.
I was next to you at the bar (opposite side of minty, with whom you were getting along splendidly) for a period of time . Oy was just past me. nice to meet you. What’s your actual username?
I was only a lurker until the zinc meetup. So minty was right, the alias found me. You were the smiler (ie: “not sha nay nay”)? Nice to meet you, too!
Yes! I was ‘I’m not nay-nay’ among other tags that night.
welcome, on behalf of people with more authority than I
ukeyo: if thats a compliment, I appreciate it. magic rat hasn’t been patting me on the back like he promised… I even brought my waffle iron!
if not then, shit I tried, and will try harder next time.
oof. hammered + youth basketball at 9 am in crozet. = doomed
anyone else notice the contingent of santa hatted folks? I drove them out of escafe at about midnight with my electronic shenanigans. where’d they go?
drunk post enough for ya thor? - who is no doubt passed out in his thunder room…
fuck! I missed out on waffles?
sounds like the folks who stopped into kiki at 6′ish to pound a shooter then leave. Sounds like they had a good night…
We closed down Beer Run last night. Actually, they close pretty early for a bar.
sprys bbq with a band (w. main in the old northern exposure space)
Tim… why would you not drink it while tubing pray tell?
On that note, as we prepare to freeze our tits and tackle off over the weekend, I propose a CVillain TUBING Extravaganza as soon as the temperature of The James has risen to the same temp as warm piss(probably because it is the major component from June-Sept).
Everyone has to bring an inflatable something (last year we had a pig, a sheep, an inflatable multi orificed doll called Fatty Patty(expensive at $29.99 but 4 holes and much much fun) and her cheap ugly sister ($12.99 and no holes WTF?… I was robbed).
What do you think lads and lasses?
If you’d just talked to her, you’d of realized that Fatty Patty’s sister had a “great personality” and was “really funny.” But I guess you were out for just one thing. tsk tsk
SS went to SS for a few pints
For me the nice atmospher is always undermined by the consistent and consistently noxious air in the men’s room — a delicate blend of piss, vomit and chemical cleaner.
What bar’s have the best/worst bathrooms?
I’d be up for a tubing extravaganza…..always a blast. I’m sure some of the esteemed members already have inflatable somethings in their respective abodes.
Silmo… what use is an inflatable lady if she doesn’t even have at least one darn orifice so you can use her to keep the flies out of your beer. All the smarts in the world can’t compensate for that deficit. I admit, it was all about the hole, but good God man, we’re talking beer protection and preservation. Have you seen the Scottsville flies down there…. they may be redneck insects but they WILL drink your Old Speckled Hen given half a chance… and that shit is expensive.
Silmo,
Make that your headline, review a few more yourself, and you’ve got yourself a post! (and will have gone a long way toward having people forget about ‘free floozy’
As for me, I’ve always been fond of the ‘phonebooth’ bathroom on the landing at Millers. Back in the day there’d always be a line downstairs on certain nights, cause the uninitiated didn’t know about the other option. C&O’s little one tucked under the stairs has to be the smallest, no?
Flooze, I feel sorry for you. You’ll never have a healthy relationship with a real blow-up doll if you continue to think of them things to “use.” You’ll just stumble from one-night-stand to emotionally barren, two-week “relationship” and back again with a series of quadraorificed latex ladies until your broke, chaffed, and empty. I hope you take this opportunity to look at yourself and your attitudes towards inflatable people before it’s too late. My doll-wife, Legless Lucy, and I will pray for you.
Haha. I often post drunk in every thread, but it’s impossible to tell between my drunk posts and my sober ones.
Blow-up dolls on my Saturday morning. That’s a first. Thanks guys.
Silmo, I think bathroom ratings are worthy of a post. Makes me think of George Costanza, and that is always a good thing. Anyway, I’m going to impose one PG-13 guideline: even if you are using “how easy it is to do a line with your friend without anyone knowing” as your criteria for rating bathrooms, DO NOT SAY IT.
Legless Lucy… wasn’t she married to Carpool Ken? Here he is in all his appendage-less glory.
http://www.prankplace.com/inflatables.htm
Yup for 3 and a 1/2 bruised and battered years. It’s taken a long time but LL has finally been able to “trust” men again. Granted she will never go latex again, but - her therapist assures us - this represents real progress.
Lady villains: Please, please, no matter how drunk & lonely you are, no matter how hot you think he is, no matter how well he sweet talks you… do not give in to the temptations of Carpool Ken. You and your villain friends will regret it. If you looking for love may I suggest Inflatable Husband. From his product description:
And for you frat boys may I suggest an Inflatable Party Sheep available in both blanco y negro
Thanks Lillith. I’ll be sure to restrict my criteria to wide stances, hookers, and chasing the dragon.
Yes! Thank you.
maude: wait about a week before going back to buddhist, since that’s when the kids will be gone. [ i say this as someone who showed up there at 9:30 on wednesday night already completely smashed and got kicked out by those same kids two hours later. it was awesome.]
silmo: the upstairs ladies’ room at orbit was my favorite bathroom for quite some time, mostly because some intelligent soul had written above the mirror in sharpie “DON’T BE A COKE WHORE”. so brilliant. i currently have a soft spot for whichever of escafe’s bathrooms still has a broken lock - i’ve gotten (and given) so many surprises from that one!
Buster… you have great potential…. welcome to our nice online community.
Haha Nice one buster
I am partial to the bathroom at the C&O bar. It is warm and charming and completely private.
Flooze you earn a gold star
You know who has a disappointing bathroom? Ten. It’s like they forgot about it. What happened there?
hip doof, you are right the millers bathroom on the landing used to be the best kept secret bathroom a long time ago, I would always chuckle as i walked up the stairs looking down on that long line waiting by the kitchen. C&0, yes, quite small but awesome to have a three way make out session in (with a c-ville celebrity) “;” “)”
shit, it didn’t work
help!
floozy: hi! thanks! i’ve been lurking and stealth-commenting for a little while. i hope to god none of you saw me on wednesday - you’d know if you did…
i’m off to sample some glogg! you may get a TUI from me yet.
just leave out the quote marks and the space b/w ; and )
Yes the upstair bathroom at miller’s was a gem for stealth peeing and other activities
Most conflicted men’s room: X Lounge. Beautiful space, great towels, but the trough. God who wants to go in a trough??? They have a nice fully private (ie non=stall) toilet, but you have to brush past the troughers to get to it. It’s all a bit too intimate for me.
I’ve always been of fan of Mas’s peekaboo walls. Nice touch
Why do women go to the barthroom in pairs? If it’s to make out, please have some courtesy and make out at the bar where we can all watch you
sexy syrup
to make out
to make sure we don’t have food in our teeth
to giggle and talk about the people we’re with
to do bumps
to switch panties (usually if you’re with britney)
to get away from the dudes trying to watch us kiss
Why do women go to the barthroom in pairs?
OH YES CAROLINE.. sounds very posh if you say if out loud.
” I say Jeeves, I have a banging big clanger shit in the bomb bay.. I need to get to the barthroom pronto” Sorry C… LMAO
You are SO post Gerry…. u can kiss in Cville and not be ashamed…
I am off to oxo see what the fuss is all about. hope I get past the velvet rope. Bring a bucket just in case
what up with ya’ll?
Who’s Gerry?
Silmo: Yupster’s one of these ones who has zero, and I mean ZERO social clout on the site (no offense) but is actually kind of cool in real life, kind of, maybe. Anyway, she made a documentary and asked women why they can’t go to the potty by themselves. Yupster… tapping my foot, woman.
You went to OXO late nite? As soon as it became a figment of my imagination, we were done.
Don’t be dissin’ the Yupster, L. She may have more clout on here than you think.
*Rolling my eyes.* Tell me you don’t have a “thing” or something… no offense Y.
I think I stand with Oy and evryone else at Zinc when I say that Yup’ was truly delightful. Yupster’s one doggyphobia away from having to beat me off with a stick! (I mean that the PG way). so go ahead and *roll your eyes*
[she doesnt read these, right?… she only posts once a week..?]
yet another post I may have to explain with ‘alcohol may have played a part’
ARE YOU JEALOUS?!?
my drunk post re: oxo
good times ya’ll. Ran into the minty man. A kind soul with some serious dance moves. he tour it up. nay nay was a wonderful host, as you’d expect
big news of the eve:NBS 29 holiday party. Damn those personalities were fucked up (sorry Thorazene) Dancin’ and flirtin and all around scandal. Big shout out to the copster. You one fine lady.
Nuf said except for this: Damn, I am so happy to be beyond the single scene.
Yes I am single but the scene… damn I am happy to have left it all behind. The Wire, season 4, that’s what I’m blathering abvohyt
Drubk post out!
Any sarcastically shouted bud lite orders, Silmo?
slightly awake from a night of chills and sweats…
h-d - you’re not thinking it through. Don’t play off Y and L against each other, work the threesome angle.
Wait - on second thought, don’t… dibs
I am home, yet I am a 20 minute walk from my car. FUCK! well, at least I didn’t drive anywhere.
huh?
why am i reading this shit so early. You guys, I think I’m addicted to this f**cking site.
no silly, I mean this site, the Cvillain, not a f**cking site. (*trying to keep it PG)
Caroline… sorry if it was obtuse. I thought you hailed from Lynchburg way, and was referring to the sexually oppressive Mr Falwell. Strike through if I was off base. I still love your ‘barthroom’ typo. It just sounds so posh :))
oh flooze, I love it when you use words like obtuse. Nah, that comment just went over my head, you see it’s Jerry with a J so I was lost when I saw G….anyway Cville is my hometown and yes Lynchburg is my mistress, and i would love kissing other girls all around town (lynchburg) just to piss liberty off, but my current gf prefer i only kiss her, although I love to flirt with you, oy, lillith, silmo, jb and hip doof (some being the same person, i’m sure.)
C,
Ahhh … shows how much I know about JF and all that shenanigans! I am in love with a few ‘Old Dames’ down in Lynchburg… that being a term of endearment for some of the stunning Victorian houses down there. Show me a fish-scale slate roof on an Italianate turret with copper flashing and I’m gusset typing for the rest of the day….. mmmmmmmmmm…..
Caroline…That post happened at 7AM on a Sunday morning?! Man I wokeup with mercury eggyolks in my brain this morning at 7AM, but I definently went back to sleep.
I’m happy about your addiction.
is a mercury eggyolk a hangover? do not want.
floozeeeeeee~beautiful victorians, and cheap (compared to c-ville). Stop by and have a coffee at my coffeeshop and lemme check you out fo’reals.
Thor~:)
okay, I’m signing off for the whole day. I’ve got to set limits dammit.
C - been to the starlight cafe and love it
F - Spot on. architectually, I love the burg. Beautiful victorians, yea, but the downtown. holy cow those old warehouses and factories are unreal. I love the ville but the archicture just doesn’t cut it
h-d - yes the elite were begging nay for bud lights all night long
oye - feel better
ooof. hazy. can type when I am drunk so do hangover posts count?
Lets play ‘illuminating intoxication arithmetic’, shall we? My equation:
1.25 liters tequila + 4 mg klonipin / 24 hours = realization that there are, and will be no miracles.
Anybody else got an equation?
(3 Bottles of Good Champagne + Empty Stomach)/4 hrs = Cystitis+Yeast Infection/(Sore Snatch)x100%
Also expressed as EtOH(excess) +Sex= Walk like John Wayne to CVS
One Girl 2 Infections
silmo, are you who I think you are?
Could be
are you hot?
jeesus, what is this match . com?
And caroline, dear, how in the world can poor Silmo answer that question? Yes = arrogance no= insecurity
Silm, as your attorney I advise you to plead the fifth.
wait, this isn’t match.com. shit.
b’yo, are you hot, doesn’t mean what you think it does. If silm is who I think he/she is, they will know what I mean by “are you hot”, but for future can you represent me as well? and for the record you, b’yo ARE hot!
“Are you hot?”
Well I sure was when we were makin’ out. But that was some time ago. Round two???
just for shits I googled ‘yupster’ (didn’t know it had entered common usage?)
here’s what popped up:
yupster:
A hipster with a professional job who seeks to climb the corporate ladder but remains true to indie musical tastes, lives in a hipster neighborhood, and likely has a hipster hairstyle.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but Chad also sounds like a hipster-doofus…no?
Yupster, are we synonymous?
Yupster is Chad Throckmorton?
Man this is a tiny town.
that explains the gucci glasses on that goat!
silm~where did we make out?
Where didn’t we make out? is what you should be asking
i don’t know you do i.
i don’t know half the people i’ve made out with.
I know half the people you’ve made out with, parlie, but only from the videos.
/has said too much.
c - I could go into details about our times on 6th st but i don’t want to blow your cover
silm, you got my attention…but there were only girls on 6th st.
flooz, I’ll meet’cha in the barthroom, lovee.
Caroline, were you around for the Barth days of “You Can’t Do That On Television”? The Barthroom would be an interesting venue, indeed. Takers for the review?
i was around, but I think that was a canadian show, right? I think we should elaborate on the Barthroom venue, L. This might be a new interesting post….hmmm….flooze, you in?
Silm~ that side of 6th st, okay, okay, I’m wit’cha. I’ve been on both sides of 6th st! I remember lotsa cocktail hours at your place.
C… I’m in…. no idea what I’m in for but it’s Monday and I need to be up to something mischievous.
Silmo! Did we not agree to keep those escapades with the Channel 29′ers quiet? Although as an aside, I saw the on-air talent’s eyes widen when you made that suggestive suggestion! I can’t blame you for voicing what every man must have been thinking after witnessing her choreography with the furniture, and . . . I would posit that she has a successful second career waiting in exotic dance if the news biz doesn’t pan out.
T-loc, they played your song at OXO Saturday! Tone-loc’s “Wild Thing” with the sweet guitar riff from Van Halen’s “Jamie’s Cryin’”.
P.S. I am hot.
thank god, someone who will admit to being HOT!! purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
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