I beg your pardon! And by pardon, I mean har–

Posted by lilith on December 17th, 2007 16 Comments

Remember our list of cVillainese vocab words? Check them out here: http://cvillain.com/?p=331

I KNOW there are a ton of new ones, and Floozy and Silmo technically have their own dialect. Keep the list going, guys!

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16 Responses to “I beg your pardon! And by pardon, I mean har–”

  1. 17 Dec 2007 at 12:50 pm1Thor said:

    reading this list makes me wonder what happened to Iron *tear*

  2. 17 Dec 2007 at 12:52 pm2Thor said:

    P.S. My stroke of evil genius:

    Dardenfestation & Welcome to the Internet

  3. 17 Dec 2007 at 1:05 pm3mintyfresh said:

    WTFATN alert for Iron, and for Samantha as well - I miss my iCrush! Darling, if you would only come home we shall busy ourselves reading past issues of CMJ while listening to Jon Spencer records on my hi-fi. And perhaps enjoy a bourbon-based tipple.

  4. 17 Dec 2007 at 2:37 pm4patience said:

    “Ghetto Tax”–when your scooter is stolen from your Belmont property.

  5. 17 Dec 2007 at 2:39 pm5mintyfresh said:

    Patience, are you speaking from experience? Did you (or anyone here) “lose” a blue and white Honda scooter a couple of weeks ago?

  6. 17 Dec 2007 at 2:46 pm6patience said:

    Yes, I am speaking from experience, only our scooter was a red and black Piaggio Typhoon. Someone with a bolt cutter disconnected it from our front porch.
    But I didn’t mean to hijack. :)

  7. 17 Dec 2007 at 3:40 pm7hipster-doofus said:

    I think you’re safe minty, just get that thing a paint job, pronto.

  8. 17 Dec 2007 at 3:59 pm8Floozy said:

    Patience… that really sucks. Get at GPS tracker for the next one.

  9. 17 Dec 2007 at 4:05 pm9Ethan said:

    I didn’t really coin pissy mood. Lots of people say that.

    People have been saying “welcome to the internet” in a snarky way for a long, long time, Thor. You can’t take credit for that when I first started hearing back in the late 90’s.

  10. 17 Dec 2007 at 4:07 pm10Thor said:

    Welcome to the Internet ©

  11. 17 Dec 2007 at 4:15 pm11Silmo Syrup said:

    I had a scooter… stolen not once, not twice, not three times, not five times, but four times. Twice from my home and twice from my work. Cops told me that some theft is at the hands of local hoods looking for free ride but there is also a large stolen scooter network. Teams of pro theives cruise around in a van looking for a target. They can cut any lock and load the goods into the van in under twenty seconds. Bikes are shipped Florida.

  12. 17 Dec 2007 at 4:23 pm12Floozy said:

    Thor… LMAO

  13. 17 Dec 2007 at 4:35 pm13bony motel said:

    Cable locks are worthless. You can break ant U-lock in under a minute with a vw jack. Vintage scooters carry a hefty price tag in some parts, even if they are in parts. Keep it inside.

    /miss my lambretta 1961 Li 150 & my SX200

  14. 17 Dec 2007 at 6:02 pm14Ethan said:

    Last winter on a Saturday or Sunday morning, I just happened to look outside and see a couple of kids take a scooter from my neighbor’s driveway. I took pictures of them. Before calling the police, I decided to go and knocked on my neighbor’s door to tell him what happened. Much to my confusion, they didn’t even own a scooter.

  15. 17 Dec 2007 at 7:02 pm15parlie said:

    much to my confusion, i am confused by that story. is there a lesson? was there even a scooter at all?

  16. 17 Dec 2007 at 7:08 pm16Ethan said:

    A few sketchy kids went into my neighbor’s driveway, took a scooter and rode off with it. It wasn’t my neighbor’s scooter, but it didn’t seem to belong to the kids either.

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