Awkward conversation topics for your hot date tonight

Posted by lilith on December 29th, 2007 25 Comments

Hipster-doofus noticed it’s been a while, and it’s nice to know it was missed :)


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“My New Year’s plans? Every year, I go home to Lebanon, PA for the ol’ baloney drop. That meat stick could crush a child, and it’s our pride and joy.”
Objects dropped on New Year’s Eve, Wikipedia.org (see Pennsylvania)

“I think cloning is super. Now, I can buy USDA certified cloned ground beef!”
Human Nature by William Saletan, December 20, Slate.com

I called a friend at Facebook and found out you check Jeff’s profile more than mine. Is this because I won’t play Scrabulous with you?
“Facebook Employees Know What Profiles You Look At” by Nick Douglas, October 27, Valleywag.com

“I’m waiting for genetically engineered hypoallergenic cats to get a mark-down and be bred in cuter models, then I’m totally getting one. I was right about the iPhone, after all.”
“The Top 10 New Organisms of 2007″ by Alexis Madrigal, December 26, Wired.com

Past Awkward conversation topics:
December 5
November 17
November 10
(Guys, I LOVE doing these. Let me know if you’re enjoying them.)

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25 Responses to “Awkward conversation topics for your hot date tonight”

  1. 29 Dec 2007 at 12:58 pm1Tim said:

    My hot date was last night. We had to talk about ourselves and stuff. Thanks for nothing cvillain!

  2. 29 Dec 2007 at 1:10 pm2lilith said:

    OMG. That sounds horrible. I’m so sorry. But did you play your air guitar for her?

  3. 29 Dec 2007 at 1:37 pm3Lu Sid said:

    I love them…but I laugh at anything. So basically don’t take my word for it.

  4. 29 Dec 2007 at 1:52 pm4Thor said:

    lilith I love these. I don’t know how u find them.

  5. 29 Dec 2007 at 2:24 pm5mc said:

    They’re fantastic! now all I need is a hot date to alienate with these bizarre tidbits.

  6. 29 Dec 2007 at 2:27 pm6Thor said:

    do these make dates hotter? that is the question

  7. 29 Dec 2007 at 2:48 pm7hipster-doofus said:

    I love these. I’m waiting for a girl to spring one on me… maybe I’m not a hot enough date? :(
    I think Charlottesville needs to drop something on New Years eve… maybe Chief Longo could push a crippled guy in a wheelchair off the roof of City Hall?
    Sorry Chief, had to say it.

  8. 29 Dec 2007 at 2:55 pm8TwoOFour said:

    Hey Lu Sid, please shoot me an email karina at onlineo dot com.

  9. 29 Dec 2007 at 4:41 pm9Silmo Syrup said:

    LMAO h-d

  10. 29 Dec 2007 at 4:52 pm10lilith said:

    And guess what I did today? Played my red Gameboy Mini. (Among other things.) I’m still awesome at Mario 2. Why can’t I remember people’s names that I should know, but I can remember how to get to the secret rounds? Life is NOT FAIR.

  11. 29 Dec 2007 at 5:09 pm11hipster-doofus said:

    I thought that thing was MIA?

  12. 29 Dec 2007 at 5:10 pm12lilith said:

    It magically materialized!

  13. 29 Dec 2007 at 5:19 pm13hipster-doofus said:

    Sweeeeet

  14. 29 Dec 2007 at 9:56 pm14Tim said:

    Lillith, I may have busted out just a little bit of air guitar. I’m saving the best stuff though.

    hipster, how much you want to bet if Longo pushes someone in a wheelchair off the roof, the police will find a way to ticket the poor bastard.

  15. 29 Dec 2007 at 10:06 pm15hipster-doofus said:

    They’ll park a county cruiser below, that way they’ve got him for destruction of property too.

  16. 29 Dec 2007 at 10:39 pm16buster said:

    if my hot date (a pint of blackberry chocolate chip ice cream) says any of the above things to me tonight, i’m going to be _very_ frightened… that, or i’ll just take more cough medicine.

  17. 29 Dec 2007 at 10:43 pm17Silmo Syrup said:

    I tell you what you don’t see in the news too often, gun charges against the wheel chair bound

  18. 30 Dec 2007 at 12:15 am18mc said:

    I met a very cute, very friendly guy today, got in a genuinely warm conversation while stuck in close travel proximity, and definitely thought about using some of these awesomely awkward lines. But it turns out I’m awkward enough on my own. I just jumped up and left almost mid-sentence at the end of our travels without so much as a “nice to meet you.”

    Looks like I’ll have to wait a bit longer for some hot dates…. oh well.

  19. 30 Dec 2007 at 12:28 am19Silmo Syrup said:

    Nice to meet you

  20. 30 Dec 2007 at 12:33 am20mc said:

    oh yes, it was you on the regional jet puddle jumper! Nice to meet you! I’m not as much of a dork as I seemed, I promise!

  21. 30 Dec 2007 at 12:46 am21lilith said:

    mc, airplanes are a great way to meet people you only want to date because you’re on an airplane together. I promise! So really, you just saved yourself from the inevitable, “I was only into you because you were the best thing about those 45 minutes of air time, no offense.” I’m not the only one who’s dated someone I met on a flight. What we all have in common is that we speak of that in the past tense. ;)

  22. 30 Dec 2007 at 12:59 am22mc said:

    right on, lilith. Also, he lives in Iowa. Not tenable. Then again, it’s kinda of like a practice date…. one which I’m pretty sure I didn’t fail, but I certainly got an incomplete.

  23. 30 Dec 2007 at 1:12 am23lilith said:

    Still counts!

  24. 30 Dec 2007 at 1:14 am24mc said:

    yay! I’m enough of a cvillain groupie to bask in lilith approval!!! (said with absolute seriousness)

  25. 30 Dec 2007 at 7:48 am25Silmo Syrup said:

    Ha Ha! I love practice dates!

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