We Missed a 70 Person Fight Over the Weekend Near Putt Putt

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Apparently, a 70-person brawl happened at 7PM on Saturday near Putt Putt Lane.  You can’t make this stuff up.  Police explained no one was injured and the fight resulted from a recent fight at Charlottesville High School.  Police estimated between 50 and 75 people were involved.  Does anyone have more details on this?

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34 Responses to “We Missed a 70 Person Fight Over the Weekend Near Putt Putt”

  1. 14 Jan 2008 at 10:24 amThatGrrl said:

    “Several of the people involved in the fight stated that it was a result of a recent fight that occurred at Charlottesville High School. ”

    Wow. When I was in high school, it was all about the readin’ and the writin’. Well, and the sneakin’ off campus to get real food for lunch.

  2. 14 Jan 2008 at 10:29 amFloozy said:

    I heard it was started by one of those giant plastic animals on the putt putt course… BTW how come they have never been stolen? I would love to put a 12 foot tall giraffe in B’Yo’s capacious yard, looking in the bedroom window. Bet you can’t try and pull the Bishop’s mitre off with that thing staring at you….

  3. 14 Jan 2008 at 10:29 amLys said:

    I just want to know what kid, in the heat of the moment on the football field came up with the put-put place as a good meet up for the throw down - was the Little Gym already booked? Jeeze!

  4. 14 Jan 2008 at 10:35 amThatGrrl said:

    Good call, Lys. “Yeah, you heard me. Meet us by the giraffe. No, the elephant. Wait! the hippo. Better show, or else.”

  5. 14 Jan 2008 at 10:37 amThor said:

    Does that mean the fight is on the honor donation box system as well?

  6. 14 Jan 2008 at 10:41 ambelmont yo said:

    Floozy, you underestimate my shamelessness when it comes to such things. Plastic Giraffe? No problem. I dont mind being watched.

    I have always wanted to build a giant easter island statue kinda staring down towards the hogwaller, but I thought it might cause undue anxiety to the assisted living folks across the way.

    Are we neighbors?

  7. 14 Jan 2008 at 10:45 amFloozy said:

    Knowing what I know about the current clientele of Rivals, I imagine they were drinking and snorting Charlie in this auspicious establishment and the Putt Putt is just incidental ( a contact of mine at UVA ER did tell me that someone had been admitted with a 3 foot tall plastic Toucan wedged in their rectum)

  8. 14 Jan 2008 at 10:46 amFloozy said:

    yes

  9. 14 Jan 2008 at 10:47 ambelmont yo said:

    Rectum? Damn near killed him!

  10. 14 Jan 2008 at 10:50 amFloozy said:

    Talking of which, I’m off to get mine reamed at City Hall by a building inspector. Makes the toucan sound like luxury.
    TTFN

  11. 14 Jan 2008 at 11:00 amlilith said:

    Mini golf courses in Myrtle Beach are amazing IMHO. From my extensive volcano and jungle theme golf experience, I can definitely see how violence could erupt. It is so frustrating when you can’t get your neon yellow golf ball through a plaster alligator’s mouth at an exact 42 degree angle. And hello, what if you’re trying to play air-hockey with your crush and little miss popularity is looking sooo good when her boobs are, like, all over the cold blowing air hockey table air.

  12. 14 Jan 2008 at 11:09 amstuart said:

    The Putt Putt animals have been stolen in the past. See the Daily Progress archives, if they have such a thing.
    The brother of a large (if not the largest) local developer, is the owner. He still works the clubs and colored balls. Super nice guy.

  13. 14 Jan 2008 at 11:11 amMarshall said:

    Something tells me this wasn’t nearly as West Side Story as it is in my head…

  14. 14 Jan 2008 at 11:15 ambelmont yo said:

    (trying to get air hockey nipplage outta my brain now… thanks lil.)

  15. 14 Jan 2008 at 11:27 amlilith said:

    Any time b.

  16. 14 Jan 2008 at 11:39 amdave said:

    Please don’t be racially-tinged, please don’t be racially-tinged….

  17. 14 Jan 2008 at 12:10 pmicenine said:

    The whole thing was a result of rampant rulebreaking. You see, one sect was adhering to the, “each player finishes the ENTIRE hole before the next player goes” rule, while the other sect was strictly following the, “each person putts, then the farthest from the hole goes next, taking turns, in sequential order” bit.

    Things got out of hand when one of the putt putters made a hole-in-one and everyones heads exploded from the shock of not knowing which sects rules they were following.

    Things escalated significantly after that.

    Sad, really…

  18. 14 Jan 2008 at 12:13 pmTuffy McFucklebee said:

    New villain term: PHAHN (fine)

    Pretty Hot Air Hockey Nipplage.

    “Damn, did you see Regina when she walked over to the Q*bert machine? She was looking PHAHN in that Champion sweatshirt and turtleneck!”

  19. 14 Jan 2008 at 1:02 pmThor said:

    hahaah icenine :) welcome to the site!

  20. 14 Jan 2008 at 1:07 pmTwoOFour said:

    Arh death by plastic tucan, this makes my monday so nice an fuzzy.

  21. 14 Jan 2008 at 3:58 pmhandrail said:

    we were putt-putting one eve a couple three years ago and a fight broke out between some local youths over at wolfies…when it was wolfies. is it still wolfies?

    anywho, i felt safe as i was armed with my rented putter. plus i’d already scored a hole-in-one so i had the orange ball on my side as well.

  22. 14 Jan 2008 at 4:06 pmFloozy said:

    Handrail.. it is now Rivals.

  23. 14 Jan 2008 at 6:44 pmsome.dude said:

    Who wants to start a giant pillow fight downtown?

  24. 14 Jan 2008 at 8:02 pmSilmo Syrup said:

    A giant knife fight would be more memorable

  25. 14 Jan 2008 at 8:02 pmSilmo Syrup said:

    … and decisive

  26. 14 Jan 2008 at 8:19 pmmc said:

    I would love to have a pillow fight downtown, perhaps when it is not so damn cold and we can wear pajamas?

  27. 14 Jan 2008 at 10:19 pmbeaconfreakin said:

    Toucan Sam says…follow your nose, it always knows, the flavor of HEY, WHAT THE HELL !!! OMG I’M BEAK DEEP IN SOMEONES ASS !

  28. 14 Jan 2008 at 10:22 pmshenanigans said:

    Dude. Let’s start with mooning/flashing the Hook cam and then have a pillowfight.

  29. 14 Jan 2008 at 10:25 pmSilmo Syrup said:

    Better do that before Longo blankets downtown with cameras

  30. 14 Jan 2008 at 10:25 pmparlie said:

    can you imagine a roman candle war, at the hook camera, with 70 people?

    on acid?

    …not the last part that was a typo. just with regular beer? madness.

  31. 14 Jan 2008 at 10:26 pmFloozy said:

    Beacon…LOLLOL… That’s a classic… OMG I’M BEAK DEEP IN SOMEONES ASS ! I’m getting that put onto a tshirt and I’m wearing it to the wine tasting on 24th.

  32. 14 Jan 2008 at 10:28 pmh-d said:

    floozy, print one up for LaGrape too!

  33. 14 Jan 2008 at 10:31 pmFloozy said:

    That scary bitch? Nooooooooooo Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Only money I’m spending on her account is on extra security.

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