The Tom Cruise Scientologist Indoctrination Video

Posted by Thor on January 16th, 2008 24 Comments

Tom Cruise’s indoctrination video on Scientology, KSW, weird science, Oprah, ethics, beliefs, time, responsibility.

The real deal:

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Yum. Do you think we could have our own cVillantology? Would it be as wild as this?

Update: I was looking around and the closest Scientologist place I could find was this:

Church of Scientology Mission of Piedmont
17203 James Madison Hwy
Gordonsville, VA 22942
Tel: 540-832-0303
E-mail: piedmont@scientology.net

Popularity: 5% [?]

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24 Responses to “The Tom Cruise Scientologist Indoctrination Video”

  1. 16 Jan 2008 at 11:08 am1caroline said:

    i liked him better in his undies.

  2. 16 Jan 2008 at 11:21 am2h-d said:

    What a fucking froot-loop! I think if Hitler was hot you women would throw your panties at him and line up to have his babies. Scary.

  3. 16 Jan 2008 at 11:24 am3belmont yo said:

    He’s cruisin for a Xenusin’!

  4. 16 Jan 2008 at 11:32 am4Silmo Syrup said:

    cult

  5. 16 Jan 2008 at 11:35 am5mc said:

    Ok, I watched it and he’s nuts… but Tom Cruise is a second place for best video news of the week. Here’s number one:

    http://gawker.com/345393/some-hipster-in-australia-threw-a-party-heres-why-its-world-news

  6. 16 Jan 2008 at 11:36 am6belmont yo said:

    H-d: Turns out getting panties thrown at you aint always as fun as it might seem.

    sideways glance at the flooz.

    hee hee

  7. 16 Jan 2008 at 11:44 am7Exton said:

    ummmm….wow. I dont even know what to say about that.

  8. 16 Jan 2008 at 12:15 pm8Uva LaGrape said:

    Corey is my fucking dad, son.
    He rulz.
    Look out Life of Ryan. You can bet MTV is down there already filming him.

  9. 16 Jan 2008 at 12:17 pm9Uva LaGrape said:

    What does all that scientology slang mean?

  10. 16 Jan 2008 at 12:23 pm10belmont yo said:

    Xenu is the bad guy in this poorly written science fiction religion that was started as a bar bet.

  11. 16 Jan 2008 at 2:33 pm11dave said:

    Next Cvillainian meet-up in Gordonsville at the Scientology place! I’ll bring my e-meter.

  12. 16 Jan 2008 at 4:59 pm12jools said:

    what does KSW mean?

  13. 16 Jan 2008 at 5:10 pm13ThatGrrl said:

    From The Telegraph in the UK (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/01/16/wcruise216.xml):

    His [Cruise’s] comments are peppered with dramatic pauses, sharp bursts of laughter and acronyms such as KSW (Keeping Scientology Working) and the dangers of SPs and PTSs (suppressive persons and potential trouble sources).

  14. 16 Jan 2008 at 5:12 pm14Thor said:

    you know for all of this, maybe they are just paying him to say all this stuff.. he is actor and a good one at that

  15. 16 Jan 2008 at 5:31 pm15caroline said:

    He seems so rehearsed….I think he’s been acting so long he just seems like he’s acting all the time.

  16. 16 Jan 2008 at 5:39 pm16jools said:

    he is freaky deaky, that’s what i say.

    also weird: according to some new unauthorized biography on tom cruise, suri is actually the biological child of l. ron hubbard. so maybe “suri” is short for “surrogate”…???

  17. 16 Jan 2008 at 7:00 pm17O D A said:

    i want to be that full of myself when i don’t accomplish one clear statement, he needs a punch in the neck of the “know”, you know.

  18. 17 Jan 2008 at 2:10 am18lilith said:

    Guess what? The New Yorker wrote about Scientology this week. Of course it did. Every time cVillain.com has a topic to cover, the New Yorker magically produces content for me to refer to. I am, like, so prolific.

    http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/01/14/080114fa_fact_goodyear

  19. 17 Jan 2008 at 2:11 am19lilith said:

    Okay, hello, would it kill someone to be up at 2am?

  20. 17 Jan 2008 at 2:18 am20belmont yo said:

    Up and at em! Loading equipment is so much fun at this hour!
    Thanks for coming out.

  21. 17 Jan 2008 at 2:23 am21jools said:

    cvillain clearly has its finger on the pulse of america. fantastic!

    hello lilith, and good night!

  22. 17 Jan 2008 at 2:31 am22belmont yo said:

    I wanna drunk text/dial someone, but have no numbers. How much does that suck? sigh.

  23. 17 Jan 2008 at 7:41 am23buster said:

    i was up at 2! and i’m up again now! oh, how i love professors who are morning people. really.

  24. 21 Jan 2008 at 12:50 pm24alarac said:

    Odd yes, equivalent to Goebbels??

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080120/en_afp/entertainmentusfilmgermanyreligionhistory

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