As typical for a cVillain week, things got rather spicy. Last week was about banning things (trans fat, bumper nuts and bags) before Armageddon hit. Between our new mascot and the discussion about platonic boy/girl friendships, it was one of our most diverse weeks yet.
Monday
We learned that John McCain is coming to Charlottesville, but his campaign didn’t confirm. [REAL POLITIK]
We debated the ethics and control of payday lender. [Cash Money]
Our weekend review. Lilith slacked. [You did not]
The business person of the year in Fluvanna County [Funeral Home Director]
70 Person Fight [Putt Putt]
If you didn’t register for primaries, it’s too late. [Thanks, Ethan]
Texting while driving ban in Virginia? [It’s dangerous but we all do it]
cVillain’s call to arms to build a habitat house [DO IT]
Downtown mall construction is giving us headaches. [Does it hurt businesses as well?]
Tuesday
Kiddy porn, peace corp and housing problems [Newsies]
Lilith writes on the business of getting drugs tested and approved [Very good discussion]
UVA’s credit union forgets to renew their website [OOPS]
Yupster talks rockstars at Fellini’s [Living on the edge]
Will VA Schools ban trans fats? [We hope so, but it’s not a real solution]
Record number of comments about our new, soon-to-be named Mascot [BIRDY]
Wednesday
Floozy’s Drunken Ramblings [Protecting people from themselves]
Local traffic warnings [Blah]
Lilith’s infamous conversations for a hot hump day date [hilarious]
First we thought it was terrorists, but actually it was miscommunication of Dominion [Watch for falling electric towers]
Keswick is a nice place to stay [Top 100 resorts]
Tom Cruise tries to indoctrinate you [Did he?]
Old Lynchburg Road Traffic problems [watch the cyclists]
VA trying to ban bumper nuts [bullocks]
Thursday
Armageddon x 3 [5 inches of snow, technological compensation, 60+ accidents]
Facebook sells your pictures [so true]
C-Ville Weekly turns to staples [click]
Spudnuts is awesome. [Real donuts]
Lilith asks about women and men having real platonic relationships [questionable]
We visit Beer Run for some beer tasting [yum]
Friday
Gang transfers, 9 story building on the mall and fake terrorism [Newsies]
We guess the Rolling Stones are in talks with Red Light Management/ATO [Rumor]
Absinthe is legal in the States [It’s not the good stuff]
Lilith has some great shots around C-Ville. [Can you guess what they are?]
Saturday
OXO has a memo, UVA students are hot and Blue Light re-opens [Friday Night]
Plastic bag bans [they are bad]
Graffiti art [it has a deep meaning]
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Stop. No more. There are better things to be done.
Better as in………?
i disagree. i have nothing better to do.
My thoughts on reading these “reviews”
Is that they are not really “news”
I was in every thread
’til my keyboard was dead
If my opinion offends, please excuse
belmoooonnt… I know the limericks are temporary affliction, but they are so great. So! Great!
Also, i like the weekly wrap up because as addicted as I am, I still find things I missed or ignored on the first go round.
These are helpful because I miss a lot. Or maybe I just like seeing my name in print.
So the yupster comes in for a stint
for she so likes her name there in print
I dont mean to hype it
but I thought I would type it
Though from me, worth not more than lint
Why must you all be such bores?
I am trying to ignore my chores
there’s housework to do
which I’d like to eschew
and the lack of posting is giving me snores
So now you see the tough quandry
which has put my mind in a pondery
I wanna be chillin
reading post on cvillain
but Im just getting stared at by laundry.
thor’s got too much free time on his hands. he needs to get out more.
ahright movufker
you goinn sucka
for if if am not mistaken
you’re the lords day forsakin
when you work on a sunday.
Shennaninhussy
Get out my way pussy
This limerick kickeditoff
To determine who lick it off
You doen wanna be saltine rightup.
my WTF knows no bounds.
On this board there are folks who have heads
which need to be modded by meds
maybe one, belmont yo
but check colfer’s flow
I cant understand what he saids!
/”saltine rightup”, my new band name
belmont yo’s
gonna let hos
do your posting? they pretty as fuk
but you better ramp it on up
cause rhyme’s for the alliteratively challenged
colfer: drunky at 3 on a sunday, eh? we need to hang out sometime
gettin all cooperative
say live and let give
but when the vile gals are shakin
you best salty crackers be making
if you wanna eat out in bed
Now I know that limericks ain’t funk
But see, I am equally drunk
and my ho’s gots my back
so stay of of that crack
and keep your saltines outta my bunk
your bunk aint gonna make you
bread up in my crew
less you get out and get flakin
the lasses want your bacon
word to the wise they’re all sunrise
cause the ryhmes you been makin
gonna rub you squeaky bunk all shakey
but if you want hot thighs
you gotta early up rise
and tell them you endeavor for ‘em.
Now I know I am limited to limericks
dont know anyone that wants this dick
I aint tryin to be dissin
they dont know what they missin
but when I make love, I make addicts.
allright lets get back in the topic
b-mont yo got the right lick
but shennanpussy when you purr my moniker
you don’t know i look like erich hoenecker
still i’d tink my snifter for a drink o’ ya.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erich_Honecker
about to floss my teeth
when it came to me neat
i gotta a rhyme for that bytch Flossy
you better never slam on Welsh agin
cause my finest friend
-and i do mean you fine girl
ah they don’t make ‘em that pearl-
is a Welsh girl called called dorothy
so if i hear any more of your shyt
you gonna have to talk to this lunatic
So today I was kind of a joker
a threadjacking limerick super soaker
now I must move my feet
and get something to eat
perhaps I’ll see you all later at poker.
later yo
well. i can’t stop laughing. out loud and by myself.
thor, well done. i appreciate the WIRs and motion for a ‘best of’ archive. this comment thread would drop nicely.
Do we really need a week in review post?
Hello Ethan.
ethan u might not but not everyone reads this everyday…
stupid
i read it every day but i don’t pay any attention.
So one more limerick near midnight
hope when I wake things will be alright
no more talking in rhyme
(it takes too much time)
just my usual stupidity wrote right
Told ya’ll I’d take all your money
came down to me and the red-headed honey
on a 5/8 off-suit impaled
my pocket 7’s prevailed
how would ‘yo make this one funny?
I, for one, enjoy the WIR because even though I get the emails, I still often miss things.
I managed to get a sitter and my husband is off Thursday, so I’m really looking forward to being at Crush on Thursday. I have a question though for anyone who’s in the know. Is there anywhere within walking distance to Crush that you can play pool on the cheap? We haven’t been out on a date since way before our first child was born and we’ve decided to make a night of it. Since it has been so long since we’ve been out for anything other than a quick meal I have no idea where to go anymore. Any suggestions?
Also, if I should move this, or look elsewhere for answers, please feel free to let me know.
As long as we’re reviewing the whole week including Sunday night, please let me indulge my inner meathead: Giants, baby.
chickie - there is no pool near crush. there is la taza coffee shop which has food (but I don’t know how late they serve) and Mas. Also beer run is not too far away.
you can play pool at rapture or millers, but you have to LOVE cigarettes. also it’s a 10 minute walk.
Hey Thor! You stole my word! I trademarked “spicy†and will now be charging $1.00 every time it is used on this site. You owe me $10.00 according to the search feature. I will expect payment in full by 9:00 a.m. tomorrow. I am willing to accept cash or check, as well as payments made in chocolate. Out of total kindness I will let you keep using it for free on spicy bear. Feel free to submit me for the Nobel Peace Prize for this generous act.
I submitted you to the Nobel Shut Up Prize …
Just for that I will be spreading rumors around town about your small hands…lightening may be bad for business. Also, I am working on stealing your cat and holding him for ransom until you pay me off with interest (and by interest I mean indentured servitude).
Survey says: Thor was funnier. Sorry Lu Sid, maybe next time.
Um…yea I wasn’t trying to compete…but thanks for the useless creation of one.
OH SNAP, I am the winner!
Still less funny! Damn!
Thanks Silmo and Parlie for the replies. I guess we’ll just play it by ear then. Back when we were dating we just went to Kegler’s or somewhere similar, but we’re a bit too old for that now, I think.
Welll for God sakes come to Crush at least
I wanna meet you guyz
Me? We’re coming to Crush, we’re just trying to figure out what to do afterwards.
And uuhhh, if you were talking to someone else, I’ll just go back to that bathroom stall I used to hide in back in high school. It was the same one I’d run to after I thought that really popular girl was talking to me about a party and I answered her, only to find out she was talking to the person behind me. I hated that damn bathroom
Chickie: Yes Silmo was talking to you! Some of us are interested in whether you’re going to attend. Just today I sought a little confirmation from you:
http://cvillain.com/?p=790#comment-18241
Did lilith ever give you her awkward greeting?
Sorry, I hadn’t read that thread yet, I’m still wading through the pink paint ball fun. I don’t think I’ve heard from Lilith yet either.
Well, if she was still up she’d be offering you cookies and milk, but she’s probably not, so on behalf of people with more clout than me, please make yourself at home and feel free to put your feet on the furniture. Glad to hear you’ll be at Crush with Mr. Chickie.
If she were still up, hip-doo. Just ’cause things got crazy today doesn’t mean we throw grammar out the window. Shame on you, good sir.
Stanley, where were you when I was writing about impoverisation earlier? (spell-check still says “nope, not a word”.
My apologies of course.
Yeahhh Stanley breaking out the subjunctive tense. Learn it bitches!
Grammar corrections… Ooh. That’s hot.
I was trying to put you in a subjunctive mood, lilith. I see I’ve failed and will now slink away. (But shenaners gets it.)
you cunning linguist I sure do