We are getting various reports of pink paintballs being shot all over Belmont. We saw cars driving around with pink on the bumpers, license plates, windows, etc.
D/R invited the police over to take a look. The Police explained to R that it was not vandalism and it wasn’t illegal to pepper people’s property with paintballs, so long as the paint did not cause any damage. The policeman also explained the only illegal thing to do with paintballs was to shoot at occupied moving vehicles.
Did you see the pink paintballs? Were you (not) vandalized?
Here is a picture from the window of D/R’s apartment:
As a citizen detective, belmont yo highlights the hidden culprit which was indistinguishable to the human eye:
Tuffy has a mathematical approach to the (non)vandalism:
Popularity: 8% [?]
Tagged as: Charlottesville, Crime, Gripes, paintball, Questions, vandalism
that means it’s not illegal to pepper CPD cruisers with paintballs so long as they’re not occupied or in use at the time, huh?
Thank god! I thought it was a rash.
That cop is full of shit, then. About two years ago when I got a paintball gun I was in my back yard in Belmont firing it at targets with my kids and some pig came up with his weapon drawn.
He then told me it was illegal to discharge a paintball gun within the city limits and said I was lucky he didn’t ticket me.
So basically there is at least one cop in this city who doesn’t know the law he’s supposed to be enforcing. Damned pigs…
Let’s count backwards from 10 to 1 and breath slowly, trashworth..
Maybe the paintballing was not vandalism, per se, since no property was destroyed. But, I find it hard to believe that it is not breaking some law . . . perhaps trespassing on private property?
The Police explained to R that it was not vandalism
The Police? What did Sting say?
So does this mean we can tag (graffiti) the downtown mall with cVillain logos in big bright yellow organic paint that can be washed off if you scrub it really hard for 5 days, and not get written up for it? Ladies and gents, I think we just found our new gorilla marketing campaign!
Seriously, this is a sham. Perhaps we should give a call to the local PD to ask them about the legality of storming the mall with aerosol cans.
I’m with the Nut. Someone should call the commonwealth’s attorney to get the facts
/Thor that means you
This also happened to houses which back onto Meade Park, although it was well over a year ago. Same color paint. Most of them were shot from the park (hence hitting the backs of the houses) but mine was hit from the front — smack onto my glass storm door while the house was clearly occupied, because the front door was open at the time & whoever was shooting could see inside the house. Creepy. Police took a report from several of us but we were never told that it was techically legal, which I simply can’t believe.
Pink paintballs peppered packs of people’s property, but
Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
/has nothing
If anyone whose property was hit by these paintballs would like to talk — we’re trying to follow-up on this story. A CPD Sgt is telling us he has “no report” on this happening. Hmmm.
Thanks.
David Foky
Managing Editor
NBC29
220-2938
Technically it IS illegal to throw or shoot anything at or out of a moving vehicle. If they were in a car or a bike, then they broke the law. One way or the other, it’s BS, it’s f’in vandalism.
So the real story here is that it’s *pink* paint, and this is all a case of the Belmont yuppie crowd rearing its ugly heteronormative head, right?
RIGHT?!
Does that mean, if I stand in the street and throw eggs at your car, that I am performing a perfectly legal act?
One house on the corner of Carlton/Monticello Rd must have been the original target because it was completely covered…. oh shit no… it was that fucking awful color to start with.
LAMOJ
David, can you guys mention you learned about this on cVillain? PLEASE?
Nuh-uh. Simply cannot believe that some law/ordinance wasn’t violated. That’s ridiculous. Something, somewhere covers this one. Has to.
Hold up. Heteronorrmative belmont yuppies? I haven’t met any of those. Are they around?
And ditto thor, give props where props is due.
And I saw not a spot of pink (except the house that floozy mentioned), but then again, I’m kinda squinty in the morning.
i agree. its got to be illegal. and i hope that point is clarified. otherwise i fear the charlottesville police have just opened a pandora’s box of people feeling they can shoot or throw any number of things at private property. not good.
I’m happy to be interviewed on air by NBC 29 but only if they interview me as Silmo, but then only if digitally scramble my face and disguise my voice.
… and if they don’t mind me making the whole thing up
Sorry to go a hair off topic here, but my car got egged whilst parked downtown Friday night. Anybody else here have that happen? Did you catch them? Can you tell me where they are? I’m going on the assumption that eye for an eye is tolerated if the first offense is legal.
Nothing happened to me and mine. Maybe I’m just not cool enough to get, “pink’d.”
It’s def. got to be illegal though…I can’t imagine it’d be ok…according to the cop it sounds like if your window was shot, but didn’t break, then it’s ok, but if your window was shot and it broke, then it’s vandalism? Makes absolutely no sense.
don’t taze me bro!
Get me Dave Chapman on the phone. NOW!
This really bugged me, the cops doing nothing. But fear not!
Using the advanced technology that I have seen on tv, I believe I have solved this mystery…
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9880/paintbelmontva9.jpg
Book ‘em danno.
And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for that meddling yo.
Awesome, b-yo.
byo, can i put that on top of the post? that’s hilarious
Way to nail the cuplret, B’Yo!
Of course, thor. Any topic related image I create you have automatic permission to bump up.
But keep you’re mits off it without proper credt, NBC29!
Hey Thor and Silmo and anyone else,
As a lurking columnist with the Progress, I’d find it infinitely fun to meet anyone affected by the paintballs at La Taza for coffee and a session for a column in tomorrow’s paper. Of course, we can use screen names in the paper providing I know how to get up with you by phone and we meet in person. And, Silmo, I promise to let the readers know that I’ve cleverly disguised your voice and your face has been digital obscured.
No, I’m not kdding. jLet’s meet at 1:30. I’m wearing a yellow winter jacket and a white University of Minnesota ball cap. Any takers?
Bryan McKenzie
How do we know that we can trust you?
I’m a reporter. Of course you can trust me.
So we have lurking columnists, reporters, tv stations, reviewers… whats next? Anyone from CNN? Al Jazeera? BBC? Sheesh. Im gonna have to watch what I say.
I wonder how many local media stories originate here?
The Code. The Code. The Code…. or certain death.
Brian… I’ll be there if I can get this darn pink paint off my cuticles… I….err … um…. painted my kids room Barbie pink yesterday. Really. Did.
One about paintballs, if y’all want to meet……
Did anyone’s panties get peppered?
Always on about the panties, thor… fetish much?
La Taza. 1:30 p.m., and Thor, you can bring your panties.
Taken from WIKIPEDIA/Fetish:For instance, the Austrian neurologist and existential therapist Viktor Frankl once noted the case of a man with a sexual fetish involving simultaneously both frogs and glue.[10]
Discuss.
B Yo -
You are comic genius!!!
Ribbit for
herhis pleasure.As I understand fetishes, and according to the Wiki definition 2 lines up from this excerpt, a fetish involves attraction towards inanimate objects. Last time I kissed one, a frog was not inanimate ( a tequila induced stupor does not qualify). Wiki is so thrown together…uggh.
Brick,
I’d be happy to meet and discuss, but are you sure it’s OK if I just make it all up?
b yo, I LOVE IT.
But having solved the mystery raises another… given the culprit, were they really “balls” that were spattered everywhere?
Perhaps Old P.P. was on a bender and mixed the wrong liquors (he looks a little tight in the close up). Or pehaps something more… well… sociopathic and scatalogical?
We will have to get samples to the CSI lab for any answers to those questions. Either way though, wear gloves if you’re cleaning it up.
If you can’t wear pink panties, the terrorists have won.
I kind of like that house. At least, I admire the owners’ fearlessness in painting their house a non-traditional color.
Crap. I need HTML for Dummies.
What if it were a dead frog?
Wait til you get a load of my upcoming paint job, patience…
/was serious, sounded dirty… hmmm.
Thor… good point, but then Dr Frankl should have said dead frogs and glue, not just frogs.
Byo… are you painting Rancho Notso Grande? Do I get any input since I have to look at it all day long?
Yeah, but I have to get the porch fixed first, or one day I will open my door to find myself staring through a hole at a very preturbed mail carrier in my basement.
The painting plan is this I want to paint each cardinal (compass like) side or face a significantly different tone of the same color. That house has a lot wierd (and not square) angles to it… And I think it would look pretty cool.
Once that is done, I am going to do a circular mural on the fat empty space btw the two front upstairs windows. Some sort of sun pattern.
It’ll be a while til I can pull it off ($$$), but it will fun.
HOA can bite me.
fetishes aren’t just related to inanimate objects, are they? people have foot fetishes. feet are animate.
b yo re:47 - hilarious. and disturbing.
Well one of my neighbors came over and announced that she wanted input into our new paint color…. so just to annoy her I am going to get some tester pots made up in the most hideous shades possible and slap them on the side of the house that she faces. I’m pulled towards a neon green, a deep purple and a bright citrus orange that would burn your retinas clear off. Hell, I might try some glow in the dark as well.
i don’t think the wheelchair army’s feet are animate, but maybe longo knows better about that than i do…
there has to be a way this is not legal, but if there’s a loophole, i think we need to start compiling a list of targets. do you think we could get away with pink-balling the dark mark on the pavilion tent?
I love pink balling the dark mark.
/beatcha to it flooz.
Meh… I am distracted by my countdown to big mischief…10 minutes to go…
I DO love the pink guy! …good job byo
Floozy, did you interview?
i just got back from pantops shopping center. there’s a pink paintball splotch on the shopping center sign as you come in from 250 (next to subway). so apparently the “attacks” were not localized to belmont.
of course, the shopping center probably has security cameras all over the place. someone should see if the offenders got caught on tape.
shst… Bryan should be the one to tell
Injured in a Paintball Mishap?
If you’ve been injured in an accident involving a a paintball gun or paint(ed) balls, you need an experienced commercial paintball attorney NOW.
Due to the balliness and paintitude of paintballs, injuries caused by an accident are often serious and require minutes to many minutes of recovery. Unfortunately, you are now facing unwanted pink stains that could easily wash away and suffering, lost income and high medical bills. You need help.
At the law offices of Tuffy and McFucklebee, we know how to handle your paintball accident. Tell them youuuuuuuuu meeeeeeean business!
Great… just what this town needs…. another paintball chaser.
I don’t get the whole paintball thing. I played it a couple of times, and let me tell you, those fucking paintballs hurt . . . particularly when they hit and don’t break.
Tuffy LOL… too late …I’ve been on to Allen,Allen, Allen, Allen,Allen and Allen. They are the key to a successful litigation.
Hey, Flooz, thanks for the brick!
Now I’ve got a full load!
You’re Welcome Bryan!…. now go and deal with that full load boy
http://www.mydailyprogress.com/index.php/onebrick/
Hey Brick - mention that the pigs have brandished their weapons @ a father and two kids over non-vandalism offenses involving paintball markers in the past.
Oh yeah, and call them f*cking pigs, too.
Full load on this topic. Spooge on the other…. just what kind of place is this?
1:30 isn’t a workable time for those of us who are employed in the standard 9-5 type job…
it’s belmont…….’yo
Byo… I totally agree. I left one thread positively disgusted, and what do you know… I get pulled into yet another polluted stream of filth.
Yo brick. If you are a journalist, why don’t you call the cops and get the skinny on wheteher its vandalism or not? Then you’d have more of a story. And yeah, 1:30 is rough with such short notice.
shst: Ahhh yes. Yes it is. And apparrently onanistic brightly hued cartoon predator cats are on the loose here. And they got range, baby, longer than Oy’s ceiling. Im buying a haz-mat suit.
(random shout out to berries, whom I know is all over this.)
did someone beetlejuice my name?
Whatever - it’s Tuesday - who’s going to Soused Street?
so the pink cartoon cat is onanistic *and* scatalogical? i’d say you need a haz-mat suit at the very least.
It’s interesting, b-yo. The cops have no record of a complaint having been filed, but their paperwork for today won’t be compiled until tonight, so they have no info available. As for whether it’s vandalism or not, cops aren’t talking because they don’t have the paperwork and the commonwealth’s attorneys are in court and not available.
So, if a story was going to make it into the paper about something that did happen, it would have to come from the affected sources: the citizens.
I understand the poor timing of the interview. Unfortunately, news happens at inconvenient times. Especially if you happen to be writing about Christmas shopping on the day after Thanksgiving.
Don’t ask how I know that.
How do you know that?
/born this way.
Just an FYI…
Police say it’s not vandalism but it IS against the law. The story is set to air about 6:10 on NBC29. It’ll be posted online as well — with a link to this site. Thanks to all who helped.
David
I understand the poor timing of the interview. Unfortunately, news happens at inconvenient times.
My boss doesn’t care… he’s a dick like that.
BTW - how do you do the quoting thing on this site? None of my standard phpbb type markups have seemed to work…
You read the archives, where all the hidden secrets of the galaxy are revealed.
David Foky: Did you get gratuitous pink splotch footage? Cant really run the story without some coifed dude in a trench coat standing in front of one of the offending splotches, occasionally glancing concernedly over his shoulder to glare at it.
/just pullin your chain.
css is a wonderful thing
Actually, you guys were really helpful in the news room, sorry, “newsplex”, when I called about Family Guy being run simultaneously in english and spanish on your fox station. Hope the engineer got a dope slap, I had never seen that episode.
oops! You all are 29, and not part of the enemy trinity down the way. My bad. Im not that smart.
Trench coats are the expected graduation presents for all of those getting out of jounalism school. Wore mine to my wedding.
David….Did your wife take your name? Just curious.
I am less concerned with the trench coat than I am with the splotch footage.
I want to believe.
She’s just borrowing it.
DF….Now I have to show some decorum since you have linked to this site. Did you add a disclaimer. Aren’t you scared?
And while we got you here foky, how come your HD (not you doofus) signal is so weak? Im like less than a quarter mile from you and it almost always craps out. My tv says “weak or no signal”. Hear that? My tv is calling you all weak! You gonna take that?
I want to look at every hair of the coifed dude’s furrowed concerned brow as he braves the scene of the splotching. I want to be drawn into the drama of the mystery so I can slowly shake my head, go “tsk tsk tsk… what is this world coming to?” and then go buy more dead-bolts and body armor.
I would also like perhaps three or four more weather reports per half hour. Tease me with it. “Should you bring your umbrella tomorrow? We’ll find out in 18 seconds.”
http://www.nbc29.com/global/story.asp?s=7756098
What? No Cvillian plug?
What happens when NBC29 outs a villain? I’d recognize that Gorbachev-esque splotch anywhere…
shst… THERE IS A LINK SWEETIE DARLING.
Blonde?
Oh and Linden Avenue is HOGWALLER not Belmont. Sorry Kyle.
Loretta… oversized houndstooth is sooooo 1992!
Was that at me Byo?
No watching 29. She’s a reporter
This one, Leyla is nervous cause she’s in love with me and knows Im watching. Relax. Its all good.
I was teased by splotch footage. Gotta see this. 4 more minutes.
I swear I’m dvr-ing it… hope I have room what with the 456 episodes of Maury.
WOOOO HOOOO
Sorry Leyla, its over. I going with Annie now.
No villiain shout, but Kyle gives good face.
And I suppose “The Pink Panther has the answer” was already copyrighted, and thats why you didn’t use that awesome line?
I am worried about Annie’s overly protuberant eyes. Byo I think you might do her a mischief if you gave her some of that famous Byo lurvin. I see 2 outcomes… and both of them are eyeballs.
Loves me some fierce eye contact during famous lovin. Fire baby. Eyes wouldn’t be the only thing protrubing.
Jeez, are we the only pervs on this site?
Flooze, You ARE all knowing. I bow down before your glorious hibatcheriness. (for good measure….my bad). Not that I checked. you could be pulling a cbob.
And flooz, I know its a month late but:
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7339/3213640045d9829fb38nb0.jpg
Oh Crap…. I just found out that Heath Ledger is dead and the head line just said ‘Brokeback Mountain Star found Dead” and I thought it was Jake Gyllenhaal. I want to do things to that boy that are ILLEGAL…. and he isn’t dead so WOOO HOOOO….
Oh and Byo…. pervs is so judgemental. Highly sexed and sicko is more PC.
How about “overly sybaritically experimental”?
shst… sorry if I was harsh. As the man with the tiny dick said to the hooker… it just slipped out.
Oh and as a newby, you may not know but I have keyboard Tourettes Syndrome and if you bitch at me I will claim handicapped status and you will look really mean and sort of a bully.
Byo… sounds good to me. How do I get certification?
Oh and Byo, for the record, the use of the words ‘It’s a month late’ are strictly verboten
Flooze, Honestly, It’s fucking obvious, but then, it’s better we don’t know your intricities. timmay…and .and. and. good vibrations. extrapolate. (just a good word)
Unfortunately, #115 can lead to #116.
/guess we lost foky.
b’yo, see? no vowels. Much less sheishness. I need a new lyricist. Wanna start a band? (is 6:50 too early for drunken posting or is it ok on tuesdays)?
I guess he has to be careful… did you come up with any good names for his wife? My best effort was Wanda Butt….
Oh and on that subject, I have a bottle of sake in my fridge that I bought for 11.99 at World Market called Fu-Ki sake (16%). I bought it to tease my eldest kid. He just about busts a gut every time I wave it out the fridge door at him. Simple things.
Can we get a cvillian bowling league set up?
shst… drunken posting is encouraged at every turn. Hipster Doofus is THE KING of late posts so don’t even try to compete. Byo and Lilith are awesome contenders on Weds and Fri nights(ie Thurs and Fri mornings effectively).
The general rule is, any professions of luuurrrve are not to be enacted upon, and are merely the evil drink talking. Sober declarations are serious and must result in marriage.
HTH
Bowling? WTF? I’m having a keyboard Tourettes overload induced seizure.
Wow Flooze, That’s, like, cooperative. bordering on friendly. Have you no shame?
Floooz: I have had that before. Even had to save the bottle for a while.
Best wife idea was that if either had gone to VA Tech, then they would be the Hokie Fokys, and then have to ‘turn themselves about’ by necessity. But Im sure he’s never heard that one before.
shst: I will be in your band. Poorly, I play guitar, bass and hand drums. Better I play computers and turntables. Unfortunately, it will have to be named Jehovah’s Rifle Cream. And be experimental folktronica for it to work.
Flooze. Shame. LOL.
What band? What did I miss? I play with myself. Does that count?
Yes! folktronica. but only if flooze sings too. we’re all in the neighborhood. Heavy percussion, crazy noise, and flooze. Any one want to go with this?
Flooze, you can play with your self rather than sing. I think we have a good start there.
I will have to email you my participation since I am, and intend to stay a hermit in a Belmont cave. Would a videopod casting format suffice?
Actually, the format for playing includes playing behind either a large black curtain, or box like (scary) costumes. No identity of whose playing/playing with her self. It’s disputable, though the band never show themselves. options???
Jehovah’s Rifle Cream could consider going multimedia…
…but dvd turntables are expensive!
We need a Jehovah’s Rifle Cream grant. Any takers?
and yes. videopod casting format would suffice.
Well then clearly the name should be changed to Three Vlog Night.
Crap…. just crashed my Mac. Now where was I … Jehovah’s Rifle Cream must be supported by the Peoples Front of Judea…. any Monty Python fans out there?
Byo… if Byo lurrrve is so awesome, I propose we set you up with a webcam and sell your hot ass to pay for all your expensive electronic tastes. Now you said a 12 ft plastic giraffe voyeur wasn’t a problem. Would 50,000 masturbating internet porn fans be ok? Would you be put off your stroke?
Awww flooze, thanks for noticing.
Can I come play over here? I scared everyone away from the ‘free home for the poor guy’ thread
Three vlogs and 1 cup.
Kyle’s pad did look pretty phat on “NBS29’s Cribs - Pink Paintball Edition”. Maybe we can hook it up. Plus, he’s “networked”.
Got damn Im starving. A walk for a Beer Run Sammich might be in order.
STANLEY…I have to mention to you that sitting on a snow bench is a sure fire way to get throbbing hemorrhoids. You should know better.
HUH?
HD… come play, especially if Byo is plodding down to Beer Run.
shst…. was that huh at me?
140: Flooze — keep it down. You’re ruining my plan to give dijonbray throbbing hemorrhoids.
</maniacal laughter>
Si
Oh and Byo.. if you come back trollied please KEEP THE FUCKING NOISE DOWN… you woke the quads up twice last week. How did the screamer work out? I assume you either struck out or gave her a dose of asparagus.
Yeah if anyone wants to mini-clique, lets do it. I got four straight shows in a row starting tomorrow. Its the last of my free time. Lets time this bitch. Band meeting?
oh. ‘Cept I don’t know how long it will take me to plod.
shst… click on Stanley’s name and all will be revealed. God we are so CLIQUEY
so 27thish?
No legendary lovin for yo lately. You have to consider it like you are considering tying heroin for the first time. Most ladies are skeert. Or they just find me repulsive. My therapist says go with the former.
Thor just emailed me and said that on account of this thread being linked by NBC29 and we have been smutfesting that we are all persona non gratis and will have to perform vile Caligula/Marquis de Sade type sexual acts with him and Lilith in order to stay on the forum. WOOOO HOOOOOO
I have never and will never try heroin.
New NBC’d linked thread jack:
I really like puppies and flowers and kittens. They are nice things. Nice things are nice. “The Act” is only for married couples in the dark, missionary, and for procreation only. That’s nice. Everything else is bad and wrong.
/i am soooo banninated. sorry thor. I will shut up and go get a sammich.
Sorry Flooze, that wasn’t b ‘yo, that was me. Just came by to take a nostalgic dump in your yard. Should I stop doing that?
Oh please don’t stop HD! The sight of you crimping off a brown trout in the shadow of my hydrangeas fills me with joy. Continue to defecate at your convenience. However, could you stack your collection of Southern Living, Homes and Gardens and Butt-Fuck Weekly in a tidy stack beside the potting shed. Cheers Mate
Aw shit. Shst passed out. Ah well, so it goes.
South street is so last month, and beer run is the new hotness. Preparing for my stroll.
‘I have never and will never try heroin.” I’m with you flozzy
OOOH shst you didn’t pass out. We were worried. Well I was at least. Byo said something to the effect of ’shst passed out… fuck it I’m off for a sarnie’. He’s the suffocating caring type.
15 minutes, beer run, I’ll be the 450 lb man in the convict litter pickup jump suit. Somebody come say and chat. No jenga though.
shst.. what’s with the darn name? I keep typing shit by mistake.. force of habit I guess.
Byo.. i can’t.. no can leave the midgets. fuck.
Now Jenga may have wooed me..
Understand about the midgets. ‘Nother lonely wild vine sammich for yo.
Its all good.
Oh! dont figure. isnot sccclisknottsn Go figuresKating.
?
I’m back!
Can I be in the band too.
@ shst
I think Siips stole your vowel and replaced it with an “s”
Just an FYI
silm!
yes.
did you miss me today?
Oh God yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this one is soooo long, I’m trying to catch up….
Hello to my elitist friends….I heart you and want to suck all of your faces off right now
hi shst, who are you?
y’ur in the band wether y’like it or knot.
Caroline…. missed you baby. Where have you beeeeen?
sweet merciful crap, what happened in here today?
Parlie… everyone heard you had ginger pubes and there was a riot.
Git your ass to Beer Run… Byo is lonesome
I actually had to do real work today.
well, that i can understand. carry on then.
my brain hurts from speed reading this whole effing post.
hi parliegingerpubes.
What? That is disgusting. Did you have to give head?
Don’t speed read…. it’s worth a linger. Class day. Thor and Lilith must be SO proud.
flooze, why oh why do you think I’m such a hooker?
I sling coffee you beeotch.
hi caroline. you can just keep calling me parlie, if you want. i’ll know what you mean.
or you can do pretty much anything else you want. the world is your internet.
C… sorry for offending your baristanality
Oh and this is a HUGE secret … I am a Belmont Yo creation. I am his feminine side and if you check our posts we never post simultaneously.
holy shit.
Hi Caroline!!! Hey there’s a whole other post concerning a guy whose trailer is an outhouse with a kerosene problem … or something. Good reading
Silmo… do you not love me anymore. Why don’t we play like we used to?
Sil.. I’m at Beer Run drinking leghumper… come and try some. I have eaten pineapple…
fuck, floozy is b’yo.
Hi silm I missed you today.
missed you too C
Flooze - I thought you didn’t like me anymore. Am I gonna get to see you makeout with C on Thursday???
Hey, is it too late to post something on topic?
One Halloween in high school someone decided to drive around and shoot people with a paint-ball gun.My best friend and I were standing in front of a Carvel on a main street when I heard two bangs on the window next to me. I looked down, saw two paint splotches, and as I was picking my head up to look in the direction from which they had come I was shot in the right eye.
I had to be led virtually blind for about a mile to my friend’s house to wash the yellow-orange paint out of my eye. I don’t remember the level of pain I was in, but it was certainly not a pleasant experience to say the least. A visit to the optometrist the next day confirmed trauma and broken blood vessels in my eye, which necessitated an eye patch (lots of pirate jokes) and drops that would keep me from focusing on anything within 10 feet for over a week.
I didn’t lose any vision in my eye (still 20/15 to this day), but it was only luck that I didn’t. Whoever is tagging cars and condos in Belmont will hopefully restrain themselves when people/pets are in range.
too late, sorry hips we’ve already hijacked this one
Def no shooting near pets. that’d be just plain wrong. Right nanigans?
Good story Doof
I just wanted to get something in on-topic before we hit 200. Am I right that we’re at a new record here? How are you C?
HD… EXCELLENT POINT…. this issue is really not funny. Is it a gay attack?
I am the one…
…that hit the record
you are such a…..oh, forget it, congrats flooze, I’ll be sure to give ya a good makeout when I see you.
Hi Hips, I miss us, what happened to us, were we gettin too cliquey?
Kyle’s condo is GAY?
“a gay attack”???
Are you calling the Pink Panther gay? Because that’s sick!
Kyle’s condo is in Hogwaller which is possibly gay beyond belief if you are a hog being wallered
103 on the homesteader and over 200+ on the non-vandalizing misdemeanor. This has been a productive day. And well over two hours to go.
i really rather like pink.
My gay comment was related to the color of the paint used, and is no way a reflection on Mr Redinger’s sexuality. I liked him very much. Maybe too much.
I know exactly where it is. We should all stop by one night and drink his booze. (you can read into that phrase all you want, but it’s really is just about the booze … ok and the babes. If he has babes. Which I doubt b/c he seems like an upstanding man not a coke dealer with strung out models as friends.
All though, that would be a lot more fun)
But then I am Belmont Yo which means it is gay. Craporama City.
I feel like the “Red Hen” post has been ignored, and I feel bad for lil. Should we all go add a comment? Nah screw it. Doesn’t have anything to do with cville anyway.
Sil …. what happened to dykes armwrestling? R u going to Blue Moon or Crush? Need to know if I have to shave my balls like last time.
Can we try to stay somewhat on topic, please?
HD.. Lexington Shmexington
where’s b’yo? oh yeah, I forgot he’s floozy.
Whoops.. Thor has spoken. Flooze out.
Thor, there have been at least two comments on topic in the last 150, lighten up.
we are on topic Dad. Jeezch
Flooze, I am going to Crush (1) b/c you’re gonna be there and (b) there is a scandal brewing over whether CLAW should allow me(n) to participate. I was supposed to be the referee; it’s not like I was gonna arm wrestle. I’d lose anyway because I am big american wimp. But whatever, that’s the last time I try to help raise money for women’s groups or ANYONE named Sara for that matter. You know what we ought to do is hold our own fundraiser for the “Paintball Terrorist Defense Fund”
Urggghhh floozy! Now I’ve got to get the ’squeal like a pig’ scene from Deliverance out of my head.
Thank god Kyle looks nothing like Ned Beatty or I might be scarred for life. “waller like a hog!”
Silmo… I will not be there.. myself and Byo cannot exist in the same point and space in time or we create anti-batter. It is nasty and a bastard to clean up. Trust me Gregggggggg at Crush does NOT want anti batter on all his wine.
Are you wimpin’ out
LAME-O
You guys, it’s okay to p* in the well sometimes, but you drank four gallons of Hatorade and flooded the thing and I have to call a well repairman from Buckingham.
Kyle’s company has everything to do with how we can have parties like Thursday’s. And I’m not upset you didn’t comment on the Red Hen more– I’m glad it was taken really seriously. John was so kind and responsive to my e-mail, and that’s the kind of writing I love doing. So if you’re not into it, thank you for refraining from spooging it. Yes, that was for you, Floozy.
If you were directed here from nbc29.com, welcome to the party! Help yourselves to Tic Tacs and Beam. Everyone finished off the Fig Newtons and Schlitz and also Hatorade.
What the h*ll did I do?!?!? I called Kyle a non-coke-dealing, non-whore-frequenting, upstanding guy (see 209) If that is not a defense of character, I don’t know what is.
PLUS, in 207, I condemn the harming of house-pets. Are you kidding me. Are you saying you advocate the maming of poor puppy-dogs.
Lil, say it ain’t so!
Also, now that I read through all of the comments, things are def over the line in terms of some graphic language. Let’s keep it not porno, at least?
For the record: I am who I am and the only other handles I have had are “boney motel” and “oscars homeless friend”. And I only created those because folks ratted me out and aided and abetted in breaking my heart. It may come to a point where I need to create an anonymous identity again, simply to free my tongue, but until then I am who I am, you all know who I am, where I live, what I do, what my story is. Probably TMI, I know, but thats the way I roll.
I’ve nothing to hide. Not anymore.
And the floooz tried to buy my lonely sammich over the phone at Beer Run, though they wouldn’t let her, so cut her some slack. That was nice.
I am sorry to thread jack so much. I can’t help it. And I told you all so. I aint the sharpest tool in the shed, but I know a few things.
Welcome to the internet, indeed.
Don’t mess with B Yo, Please! He’s good people. And the A#1 funniest poster on this site. And granted people don’t log in for the humory-comments so much as the main posts but still… cut us some slack
rock it b’yo, what
the hep the mess about is,
lo beer run got girls?
Colfer, how’s that ‘english as a seventh language’ class comin?
no girls at the run. no love. no love at all. so hollow. but a nice brisk walk.
ascii text can only hug one so long. sorry. lonely sammich came with a few.
I should probably shut up…
don’t you ever shut up, Yo. You’re the best
Good night all
For the love of Pete, 231 comments. I remember when crickets could be heard through the whistling threads. Ah…the good old days. I think it was circa 1927 when this site was started, the Germans wore gray. Nope..stop that reverse it…1942. Gingham always in style. Ethan the resident bad guy and aren’t all the anti-heroes named Ethan. Question Mark. The name just screams evil (or the guy who always got beat up on the bus) Good times. Granted, I don’t read about 99 percent of the responses, I’m too busy w/ my whittling business….and who isn’t. Speaking of off-topic and speaking in tongues like Huckabees favorite people. Oy, Poker, Sunday.
That’s (part of) one of my favorite movie quotations, Taliesin.
Wait, I’m off-topic a bit. Uh, paintballpaintballpaintballpaintballpaintballpaintballpaintballpaintball.
There; fixed.
jesus. i go to have two beers and take a shower and i come back to this?! boy, thursday’s going to be good…
SWEETbabyJEEZUS..I can’t keep up with all the comments.
succinct-like: I wish that had been me, I love slinging hot pink paint all over the place.
also - shst: a bowling league? heeeeellz yeah.
not feeling so profound just now. the pony got me on an empty stomach… okaybedtime. *thud*
you wore blue
nay, i wore gray. but i’m not a german.
sooo…
this is where everyone is playing these days.
hmm.
i suggest a combination of glow in the dark paint, and splatting the pavillion with a hybrid.
maybe glow in the dark big stars on/in the pavillion. with perhaps, a couple cut-out, see-throughs.
i’ll even brave a rope and heigths to get ‘er done.
-of course, the cut-outs would have to be soundproof, as we wouldn’t want the folks who purchased a home in belmont over the last few years at inflated prices for the “charm” of the neighborhood (which they basically ran out through said inflation), to be bothered by Music, what, living downtown and all.
a related aside-call i get some sort of noise barrier built on my road? there is these annoyingly loud ambulances who insist upon turning their sirens on(can you believe it?!).
(and and hi! since this is my first post).
MC gillicudy: Welcome to the family!
Will we see you at Crush?
What did The Police say about Pink???
Yay! The lurkers are slowly coming out to play!