Gregg Oxley has kindly invited cVillains to a super exclusive wine tasting event at Crush.
There’s been a lot of talk on wine recently on the site. From Enoteca, to the elitist wine guild, to our Crush review, to many comments about Siips, wine is hot stuff.
The Party Will Happen Thursday, January 24th from 6:30PM to 8:30PM.
We thought… let’s make a party out of it! Not only, that Gregg has offered a FREE party for cVillains (that’s right it will cost you nothing to drink and eat):
- Tasting from a world selection of wines (and some beer)
- Appetizers and other small food items
- 10% off any bottle purchases, if you sign up for the Crush newsletter
- non-elitist education about wine tasting!
Please RSVP below. We will check for red panties at the door (not really), but you must RSVP so that Gregg knows you are coming. As always, the code applies!
Related posts:
- Recap of the Non-Elitist Wine Party at Crush
- Our Love, Gregg Oxley, Has Left Crush
- Sign of Our Times Part 2: Crush Wine Shop For Sale?
Free wine? Done and done, sign me up.
Good Grapes and Gobbles. Sounds like gracious gig. I’ll go.
I’m in
Count me in with ThatBoy (who prefers to remain anonymous-er than I do; he’s the anonymous-est).
TwoOfFour: still have that pile of leftover red thongs from New Year’s Eve? They’re checking undies, again.
I’ll probably drag Mrs. Gobbler along, too.
Im in. Might even have to give Gregg an extra “g” for gratitude.
No can do, i am out of town
i am there with a plus one
Sounds great but I have to say, they cannot charge for the wine tasting anyway. You can get all the same stuff the next night at Mkt. St. Wine Shop, or at Crush itself, except the 10%. Friday tastings. Both stores smell good, Crush because of the cedar racks.
but you have to hang out with elitists and non-cvillains
here’s where having a night job bites.
But 2o4: I thought you set this thing up???
TheUpstart is in!
Nope sil was done by someone else…sigh, I’ll miss it all …sniffles
sounds like fun, and I get to see some faces behind some names? yea verily, I will make the attempt.
i’ll bring my laptop. that way, i can liveblog the blog party. then we can all read it when we get home. it’ll be one of the lamest things i’ve ever done.
Somehow I doubt that, P.
Awww. We’ll miss you 2of4! *sniffle*
Some of us are still at work at 6:30. Frickin’ 9 to 5er elitist jerks.
I will be with you in spirit, as I’ll be in lovely Ohio on business that week. Nothing like a little time in Dayton to make me really appreciate Charlottesville.
I will only come if Region 10 can send a bunch of their finest to come along too….all claiming to be me.
Hey Flooz, no problem! I live right across the street from an assisted living facility. I’ll scoop some up, slap some name tags on em, and walk/roll ‘em down the way…
yeah, i could totally see me attending this function.
I’m in.
Tuffy + 1
but, uh, i dont wear underwear, so……
mmm, yes. i’m in.
Paris and Britney totally made not wearing underwear not cool anymore.
i was going panty- free before those bitches were out of diapers!!
Great idea. I’ll plan to be there +1.
Hahaha. I once took an etiquette class and they taught us the ladylike way to get out of a car. Good for when you’re not wearing any undies.
yeah, i learned to exit the car properly when i had to take classes before i debuted. yup, yours truly was a debutante. a panty-less one.
I’m in. Can’t believe you’re gonna miss it 2o4!
Sounds like fun. I’ll plan to be there.
can’t make it, I’ll be with 2o4!
C… bitch
HappyH… that must have been a proud day in the HH household:
Neighbor: ” I say, didn’t Happy debut yesterday? How did it go”
HH Dad: ” Oh it was wonderful… she didn’t flash her gash once. Those ‘Gusset Guard’ classes were worth every penny, and of course there was the added advantage of her being being pantiless.. it meant the flies stayed away from the buffet table.”
yeah, thats just about how it all went down. AND i got a carton of cigarettes and a bottle of KY jelly. mom cried, dad hit the crack pipe, and my three kids stopped calling me ‘bitch’.
LOL… btw sorry about the flies.. I have impulse control issues.
meh. it’s all in good fun. right? RIGHT???
Yes … btw are you seeing Caroline? I think she’s playing around on me. Not quite sure what makes me suspect… just a feeling I have.
I am taking Caroline with me to Puerto Rico.
Y’all can’t both have her and a wine party
flooze, what are you talkin’ about love, I only have keystrokes for you and I have a business trip with two’o 4 in Puerto Rico….
two, *wink wink*
Sweeeeeeeeeeet. Count me in.
Tim… saw this and thought of you
http://www.break.com/index/9-year-old-beats-hardest-guitar-hero-level.html
floozy….saw this and thought of you….
http://www.break.com/index/dude_flips_out_in_court.html
Back at ya C…
http://www.break.com/index/hot_chicks_make_out_in_lingerie.html
flooze, you told me that wasn’t a camera!
hahahaha… camera’s don’t buzz like that
LMAO! We are totally taking up all the posts! Tell Silm to get out from underneath your skirt. Where the hell is Hips?
Assuming I can get a sitter, and it’s okay if a I-never-post-but-always-read type person comes, then count me in, along with my husband.
Sorry I’ve been under the radar caroline, but hips has been sick for a few days. I will however see you on Saturday, and I do plan to attend this little shin-dig. *OFFICIALLY CHANGING MY NAME TO HIPS IN YOUR HONOR*
now I can go nitey nite and have sweet dreams, hips! Rest up and feel better for Sat, and see if you can get that bitch floozy to come, she’s playing hard to get, not really living up to her name.
*excellent name change, arm nudge*
FUUuuuuUUUuuuuCKKkk!!! WHY CAN’T I BE A HOT CHICK?!?!?!?
Feel better Hips
I meant
Sil… it’s the Internet… u can b a hot chick baby.
That little kid just pisses me off. Nobody should be that good at Guitar Hero. And you know it’s not like he practiced to get that good…no amount of practice could prepare you for that. He’s just some Guitar Hero Rain Man. Nonetheless, it was pretty damn cool.
“hips”: were you ill from losing so bad at poker?
woo hoo, Im in.
Wine? I’m in +1. Been meaning to checkout Crush anyway, maybe we’ll get there before hand.
I’m in.
Hips is a hot chick…? would someone please welcome me to the internet?
welcome to the internet b’yo. I think Thor just cashed a royalty check.
oh, i thought we decided to stop welcoming people to the internet. i’m glad we can do that again. warm fuzzies all around.
welcome to the internet parlie.
Gotta keep Thor in Mjolnir polish… just doing what I can.
B Yo, RE: 64, See link in 49.
thanks caroline. i’m just excited to be here!
Man I cant watch that. Its like handing a starving man a menu when he’s got no money. Im not doin so well with the ladies lately, what with being in a black hole and all.
We can’t talk about Guitar Hero. I’m emotionally scarred by my suckitude.
Lilith – I think I read somewhere that the key to winning at Guitar Hero is to inhale a mouthful of cinnamon first…
I guess as long as Carlo is up for it and isn’t a minor.
Carlo Rossi is OK, just not Bud Light
count me in !
Ha! I’m not that stupid
My sophomore roommate and I drank Carlo Rossi all summer, and we saved most of the jugs. It was awesome. There had to be at least 6. And mostly the jumbo-Carlos, too.
there + 1 or 2
learning to be not a lurker and trying to post more so this is an easy one: i’m there + the husband who is a lurker
lurker +1
+2
Just to let you know, I was in Crush last night and Gregggg told me they had just finished a tasting that had 100 people attending.That is phenomenal for a business that has only just opened it’s doors and only advertises online.
AAARRRGGGHHHH…I had Floozy in my store and didn’t know !? Love me some floozy post…what about calling the event “partie rouge de laniere”?
floozy crush don’t advertise on here!
Thor…I meant through their email list. What did you think I meant?
In, perhaps plus one.
im in
Um, is this the sort of party we’ll feel welcome at even if we only read your blog and never write? i.e., how non-elitist are you?
Yes! You must come.
yes! but you must wear a monocle, and also some kind of a ridiculous cape-based outfit.
but that’s what I’m wearing!!!
clothing optional, right?
Bright Smile … where are you?
Bright smile.. absolutely not, in fact if you aren’t there I’m going to cry. I know we get a little snooty with the “welcome to the internet thing” but really we are all losers and social and non-elitist and losers at the same time.
i am a winner.
Je suis un gagnant aussi
Why is winner masculine? That pisses me off. If the french didn’t make Champagne we would have let the fucking Germans have them. Wankers.
bright smile dark eyes, I make no promises that you won’t regret it if you come, but I promise you’ll regret it if you don’t!
And if anyone isn’t having fun, it’s all my fault, always. See? Easy.
Yeah, well motorcycle is feminine. Go fig.
I hate languages with gender specific nouns
see, i was pretty sure you just called me a giant ass. turns out, it was more like
so i am having many congrats at yourself.
…or maybe freetranslation.com is a get-what-you-pay-for kind of deal.
parlie, you are a giant ass.
Well you can blame those dumbass Brits for that!
Welcome to the internet. Everyone knows Freetranslation.com is a joke.
Not me. Nope
Silmo… why blame the Brits? English isn’t gender specific
bray and Stanley, you guys coming?
Oh … {that’s embarasing}
oh and 87: that means “red piece of lanyard”…
WTF?
If im not working, ill be there!
Whoops, sorry for the delay! I’m convinced, and this is an RSVP for one.
I look forward to good times and good people.
I’m in!
Wine me up.
Fellas, watch out for So Raven. She’s European…Roman hands and Russian fingers. Ahthankyouverymuch.
Thor, do you have the dream job or sorting thru this to figure out which of these replies are RSVPs? Good luck, sir.
2.5 people will attend
The cast of Two and a Half Men is coming? GCent, are you Charlie Sheen?
I got about 40 people RSVPed.. so I’m guessing about 50 to 60 will show?
While I appreciate the red panty love, I see no mention of the electric slide. Who throws a party without the electric slide? Especially a party with alcohol. I’m thinking this party may need some spicing (TM) up…I’m thinking it may involve feathers and playing cards…I’ll definitely have to think on it.
if only we could find a wedding DJ to play the electric slide for us….
I think I just fell in love with you indie
Me go
Clarification:::: Is this a mere wine and beer tasting or is this a real party?
I’m there as long as work doesn’t interfere, but I won’t know for sure until the last minute.
you got a big fireing that day?
he has to lock down the sunshine square deal.
or are you an eye doctor?
everybody should care about eye care. i care.
I’m going to try to make it as well (pending work schedule). I’ll be the young guy posted up pretending that I’m totally comfortable not knowing anyone else in the room. I’ll probably play it off as just really being involved in the wine…awesome. Bartender!
I’ll be there with bells on!!
yup, i’ll be there. with a date…a lurker…
Does anyone want to bring a laptop so we can live blog the party?
i am banned there too
but i would bring a laptop
hanging out my ass
I will show, but can only stay for the first hour.
faiku
I will attend and will wear a festive hat.
Count me in + 2 guests.
I’ll be there, hoping not all the ‘Villianettes are bringing dates.
You prefer figs?
Hahahahahah
Fig leafs are ok, I suppose.
I’m in I guess, but I’m totally going to act like I’m there by chance. I …and I’m not making this up, was talking to a guy tonight who immediately introduced himself to me as an undercover drug enforcement officer while wearing a Bud Light shirt. That’s how they roll. He was very entertaining. He also worked homicide. For the State Police. I’ve had some very creative pickup lines thrown my way, and I can guarantee this works for him on occasion, but I had to give him some Villian love for the sincerity in the delivery. He gave me his “card” which said Investigator at the top and had a pirate logo. Rock On fake DEA guy. This is a really weird town and that wasn’t the strangest thing that happened to me today.
i know this breaks everyone’s heart, but i won’t be able to make it out to crush tonight after all. do try to make it without me. – and if anyone’s wearing a name tag that says “irish blowjob”, smack them lightly for me…
I’ll be there.
taliesin- i think the final sentence of that post might be a perfect t-shirt.
but as a t-shirt:
This is a really wierd town and this isn’t even the strangest thing happening to me today.
(just an idea) OR “and you aren’t even the strangest thing happening to me today”
hope to make it, maybe +1
And P.S. if you show up and didn’t RSVP, we will make sure you read the site by asking you a basic question that you should be able to answer.
So, come one come all and don’t feel bad about making last minute decisions to come despite the fact you didn’t RSVP!
Should be there +1
there + 1
Last minute rsvp add on?yayi +4 lurkers
just found out I can make it +1
Great party at Crush. Hoping to see pictures from that photo session down the hall…
Wasn’t it, though? Who’s still going?
oh, the party continues… wee hours, people, wee hours.
did everyone see the snow? it was a little blizzard there for a minute or two!
i broke my promise to all my facebook friends, and wore pants to the party. turns out, pants are required almost everywhere you go in this country. i was unaware.
I also wore pants. Did I? Hm. Yes. Denim pants. But I did not wear denim quite as well as Daniel Day-Lewis did in TWBB. No one can. It’s DDL.
Lil, guess you didn’t go to C&O. And WTF are you talking about BTW?
J/K!
LYLAS!
TTFN.
DDL is a demon in TWBB. he is the devil. gawd, but denim.
LSKJDN is KDNSL.
Sooooo ALSHDK.
HWEINT!!!!
Great party last night! I was impressed at the attractiveness of cvillain ladies. Dudes, you need some work. How many people bought at least 1 bottle last night?
Yes, the lady villains are enough to make a girl want to change her sexual orientation poll answer to “yes, please!” Smokin’. XYs, you’re doing all right for yourselves, too. Rock on.
I have a co-worker who claims that C-ville suffers from a stark imbalanace of attractiveness when comparing males and females. If nothing else, the single females certainly do outnumber the single males [source].
As an individual of sound judgment and character, I of course find my co-worker’s claims to be specious and superficial. I share them only in the interest of objective scientific inquiry.