Unacceptable behavior

On the internet, as in real life, some rules apply. Neither Thor or I want to censor content, but our editorial generosity has been abused. We retain the right to moderate content on cVillain.com, based on the following misconducts:

Obscene language.

An “R” rating, according to the MPAA, may include “hard language.” The language for NC-17 is vague: “too strong.” If Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart can say it, so can we: I know it when I see it.

Gratuitous profanity, allusions to aberrational sexual behavior, threatening words, and defamation of character will be deleted from the site or simply not approved. Repeat offenders will lose their logins.

Lying.

Just don’t.

“Outing.”

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33 Responses to “Unacceptable behavior”

  1. 27 Jan 2008 at 10:16 amTuffy McFucklebee said:

    And lo! As from the dawn of day to the stark reaches of eternity, these 5 Commandments are to thee as thee art be to me.

  2. 27 Jan 2008 at 10:19 amlilith said:

    Thanks, Tuffy! I think!

  3. 27 Jan 2008 at 10:38 amoy said:

    allusions to aberrational sexual behavior,

    jeez - if you want me to leave, just say so…

  4. 27 Jan 2008 at 10:53 amFloozy said:

    I do believe we are aberrationally screwed.

  5. 27 Jan 2008 at 10:58 amThatGrrl said:

    Does Tuffy have to change his/her (keeping the mystery alive) name to “McHuglebee”?

  6. 27 Jan 2008 at 11:11 amTuffy McFucklebee said:

    Hecks no! And the holy-rolling in the earlier post was b/c I just got back from mass. And by mass, I mean 3 mimosas.

  7. 27 Jan 2008 at 11:12 amTuffy McFucklebee said:

    and by 3 mimosas, I mean 6 mimosas.

  8. 27 Jan 2008 at 11:16 amThatGrrl said:

    Tuffy, I think there are a number of lapsed Catholics on the board who would gladly attend mass with you. After all, God is in the details. And by “details,” I mean “mimosas.”

  9. 27 Jan 2008 at 11:36 amOn The Hill said:

    I find it astonishing that this is the first write up on “Acceptable Behavior” (at least that I know of). That speaks volumes about the uprightness of this site, it’s editors, and subscribers. We’re all fairly educated individuals, we can surely find other ways around the MPAA tinmad!

    Mmmm, mimosas. I like the way cvillains think.

  10. 27 Jan 2008 at 11:46 amlilith said:

    On the Hill: are you being sarcastic? I’m surprised we haven’t done it yet, only because abusers who need to be reprimanded need to know the rules first. Welcome to the party, and please, help yourself to graham crackers and ants on a log. And mimosas.

  11. 27 Jan 2008 at 1:40 pmOn The Hill said:

    Lilith, I was not being sarcastic at all. I was actually praising you all (imagine that)! Is that against the rules? Most sites would have had to result in such a posting much sooner. I have been nothing but impressed with the postings and comments that I have been reading over the last few days.

  12. 27 Jan 2008 at 6:45 pmcaroline said:

    lilith, can i still make out with you or is that unacceptable behavior?

  13. 27 Jan 2008 at 7:03 pmshenanigans said:

    Speaking of unacceptable, how’s the poker game going y’all??

  14. 27 Jan 2008 at 7:54 pmcaroline said:

    I’m sure someones losing some chicken nuggets. Hey Shen.

  15. 27 Jan 2008 at 9:09 pmoy said:

    Hey C! next time let me know you’re gonna be in town so we can go make out in the C&O bathroom.
    I am at poker now and kicking ass.
    And PS we all decided we love Belmont Yo and he is the awesomest ever!
    And that’s not the 3 buck chuck speaking…..

  16. 27 Jan 2008 at 9:16 pmlilith said:

    On the hill, thanks! I think it can be pretty easy to forget that just because we’re in internet world doesn’t mean everything goes. I mean, this is pretty standard stuff. I know this is a “wet blanket” move, but “terms and conditions” didn’t exist. You guys seem to get that there’s a lot of wiggle room here. If you wiggle out of it, we will be letting you know.

  17. 27 Jan 2008 at 9:25 pmcaroline said:

    oy, it’s on baby! I hope to make it to some kind of dance partay this week….I’ll just make lilith wait in line…well, actually it’s tight but there is room for three. Possible 4 if 2o4’s gonna be around.

  18. 27 Jan 2008 at 9:46 pmTaliesin said:

    Is it strange I should change..I don’t know why don’t you ask her

  19. 27 Jan 2008 at 10:01 pmoy said:

    haha OY’s last comment was by shenanigans cuz i’m using his laptop haha sorry!hb

  20. 27 Jan 2008 at 10:26 pmcaroline said:

    the same goes for you shenanigannnnnnnns.

  21. 27 Jan 2008 at 11:03 pmoy said:

    hahahahahaha. (still shen)

  22. 27 Jan 2008 at 11:54 pmTim said:

    Ants on a log. hahahaha.

    Remember when I said I was comign to poker. That was before I went to Mellow and got hammered. Sorry.

  23. 27 Jan 2008 at 11:56 pmStanley said:

    Poker? I played ping pong all night. I aver that ping pong is superior to poker. QED.

  24. 28 Jan 2008 at 12:19 amshenanigans said:

    hip-doof just raped me in poker. boo.
    and we’re going to see the goat on weds. if anybody wants in.

  25. 28 Jan 2008 at 12:34 amStanley said:

    So if no one wants in, you’re not going to see it?

  26. 28 Jan 2008 at 1:25 amdoof said:

    Stanley, are you fucking with shenanigans over grammar? ’cause she so busted out some Stanley at poker. I’ve got subjunctivitis. She didn’t just get raped at poker, she got donkey punched too!
    Count me in for the Goat.

  27. 28 Jan 2008 at 1:39 ammc said:

    watch the language, doofer. see above for ratings instructions.

  28. 28 Jan 2008 at 2:17 amdoof said:

    Lil can put me over her knee if she wants to. :)

  29. 28 Jan 2008 at 7:43 amcaroline said:

    Good morning lovelies…Count me in for the Goat.

  30. 28 Jan 2008 at 1:53 pmUva LaGrape said:

    Did the site get in trouble for something?

    Rules are good to establish. If the site gets too popular (attracting teens in particular) then it’s going to get unruly in here.

  31. 28 Jan 2008 at 2:12 pmparlie said:

    if this site attracts teenagers i’m going to tie it to a cinderblock and send it to the bottom of the marianas trench.

    i’m kidding, thor. but you should.

  32. 28 Jan 2008 at 2:15 pmbelmont yo said:

    You have it backwards Grape. This site is attracted to teenagers, thats why it got in trouble.

    /16′ll get you 20

  33. 28 Jan 2008 at 4:51 pmdoof said:

    Is it ok if I write a post that contains nudity? Will either of you publish such a thing? seriously

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