It’s like the awkward topics, but much, much lazier.
SeattlePi.com: WA man sentenced for theft of 93 pounds of women’s undergarments, AP
Can’t you just go easy on the man for sheer ingenuity?
NYTimes.com: Latest Twist in Comics: Captain America’s Back, by George Gene Gustines
CHA-CHING.
Whig.com: Blunt, Bond working to remove Missouri’s tag as ‘meth capital’, by Doug Wilson
Missouri? Really? Is this a joke?
USAToday.com: Women’s bisexuality an ‘identity,’ not phase, by Sharon Jayson
Study 15 of 80,000 before America really accepts it.
NYTimes.com: NASA Says, ‘Hello, Universe. Meet the Beatles.’ by Patrick Lyons
Beatles 1, Stones 0.
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Good to know that someone is out there “designating ” sexuality. I mean, what kind of messed up world would we be in if every beautiful chaotic amorphous experience can’t be put in a nice neat little box with a well titled label.
I just hope that the standard color variations of the aurora borealis get nailed down soon. That way I can look at them and refer to my handy little chart and “know” what Im looking at. Ahhh… “green 7B”! Wouldn’t be enjoyable without that “knowledge”.
Almost every woman I have ever dated has been at least a little bi. Kinsey scale anyone? Shades of grey? Who the fuck cares?
Sorry. Tired and cranky and people’s urgent need to cubicalize life pisses me off.
Happy Afternoon Everyone! I am going to go try yoga for the first time. Anyone know how to remove my cynicism gland temporarily? I need help.
don’t go a changin’ b’yo. yoga will do you some good, it feels good to streeeetch…..
a lot of boys are bi too, they just don’t admit it.
cliquey kisses everyone!
Yoga *does* feel good! Ima do it summor!
toltchu.
Yeah, definitely gonna be a weekly event. Plus “sun salutations” in the morning… I have high hopes! Let the healing begin!
Yay Yo! I love it