Awkward news for your hot date tonight

It’s like the awkward topics, but much, much lazier.

SeattlePi.com: WA man sentenced for theft of 93 pounds of women’s undergarments, AP

Can’t you just go easy on the man for sheer ingenuity?

NYTimes.com: Latest Twist in Comics: Captain America’s Back, by George Gene Gustines

CHA-CHING.

Whig.com: Blunt, Bond working to remove Missouri’s tag as ‘meth capital’, by Doug Wilson

Missouri? Really? Is this a joke?

USAToday.com: Women’s bisexuality an ‘identity,’ not phase, by Sharon Jayson

Study 15 of 80,000 before America really accepts it.

NYTimes.com: NASA Says, ‘Hello, Universe. Meet the Beatles.’ by Patrick Lyons

Beatles 1, Stones 0.

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6 Responses to “Awkward news for your hot date tonight”

  1. 02 Feb 2008 at 1:29 pmbelmont yo said:

    Good to know that someone is out there “designating ” sexuality. I mean, what kind of messed up world would we be in if every beautiful chaotic amorphous experience can’t be put in a nice neat little box with a well titled label.

    I just hope that the standard color variations of the aurora borealis get nailed down soon. That way I can look at them and refer to my handy little chart and “know” what Im looking at. Ahhh… “green 7B”! Wouldn’t be enjoyable without that “knowledge”.

    Almost every woman I have ever dated has been at least a little bi. Kinsey scale anyone? Shades of grey? Who the fuck cares?

    Sorry. Tired and cranky and people’s urgent need to cubicalize life pisses me off.

    Happy Afternoon Everyone! I am going to go try yoga for the first time. Anyone know how to remove my cynicism gland temporarily? I need help.

  2. 02 Feb 2008 at 2:10 pmcaroline said:

    don’t go a changin’ b’yo. yoga will do you some good, it feels good to streeeetch…..
    a lot of boys are bi too, they just don’t admit it.
    cliquey kisses everyone!

  3. 02 Feb 2008 at 7:10 pmbelmont yo said:

    Yoga *does* feel good! Ima do it summor!

  4. 02 Feb 2008 at 9:17 pmcaroline said:

    toltchu.

  5. 02 Feb 2008 at 9:27 pmbelmont yo said:

    Yeah, definitely gonna be a weekly event. Plus “sun salutations” in the morning… I have high hopes! Let the healing begin!

  6. 03 Feb 2008 at 12:24 amSilmo Syrup said:

    Yay Yo! I love it

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