Warning: not for easily offended people, and definitely not if you’re related to me.
Slate.com posted a slideshow presentation about videotaped reactions to 2 Girls 1 Cup, known affectionately to this site as “2g1c.” It blows. I link to Slate.com articles at least weekly, pointing to profound content presented in concise and clever prose. But this is like, “I’m going to write about how this video is too gross to write about because my $#!% doesn’t stink.” Yes I did just go there. So Slate, I love you but.
Welcome to the internet!
A chronological history of 2g1c on cVillain.com
It all started on December 3. The post was about dating, and the comments went from turn-offs to girls making out at bars to 2g1c. Naturally. A round of applause for dijon bray. Linky-poo.
We couldn’t post videos without it coming up. Linky-poo.
…So Thor posted a mock video, Parlie linked to Gawker’s write up, and I gushed about the best meatloaf sandwich ever. Linky-poo.
We can’t even write about a bank’s website without it coming up. Linky-poo.
Sometimes, people want it to come up, but it can’t get worked into the conversation. Linky-poo.
But sometimes, it gets forced in. Linky-poo.
Credit for the term linky-poo goes to downtown oy.
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“linky-poo” - apropos for the subject matter, no?
Someone, and I’m not naming names, made us watch said video last night, and by unhappy coincidence I recalled that fact (and the video) as I was halfway through my riverside cheeseburger at lunch today….
How very a propos!
I was at oy’s for the viewing last night, and quite frankly was a little disappointed. Here are a few issues I have with it:
Length. For all the effort involved, its incredibly short. Was there a conscious decision made that people would only accept this subject matter in such a small dose? Is there a longer version available somewhere? (I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT, just wondering why an event that must have eaten up 20-30 minutes of film at a minimum has been reduced to about a minute of finished product?)
Cut aways. There isn’t an unbroken scene linking the filling of the cup and the devouring of its contents. How does one know that cups were not switched?
Throwing up. Why does girl who throws up into the mouth of other girl have to stick her fingers down her throat? (sorry if I’m giving anything away, but at this point if you haven’t seen it yet, you have only yourself to blame) If she’s just ingested what we are led to believe she has, I would think the natural reaction would be to puke, and would not need to be forced?
SUMMARY: I think its a hoax. Or at least portions of what it purports to show are not what it actually shows?
….and that’s why we put the internet in a rocket and blasted it into outer space. and we never spoke of it again.
doof has given me hope for humanity.
sorry parlie…
hips, I’m with you, I choose to believe it is movie magic. It’s not real. It’s fake. It’s all pretend in my mind.
CLIQUE ALERT!! hips, check your email
It was me. And I taught Oy and Doof what donkeypunch means too. Next week’s sex ed class will be held at Kiki.
I loved it
Parlie, what happened last night? I was kicked out of my ride’s car and went back to the cafe but you had one. boo
Oy, Hips, Shen: Did I miss anything at Kiki?
I read an article (Snopes I think) that said the clip is just a trailer for a full scat movie from Brazil. It could be real feces or it couldn’t be. Doesn’t matter cuz even if it’s chocolate ice cream it’s still coming out of her ass for real.
BTW, I’m still not talking to the person who rickroll’d me into 2g1cup.
nah, after you left it was quiet.
(until that busload of nymphomaniacal cheerleaders showed up)
Oh good. I would never have forgiven myself if I missed out on another Shen dancing with hot girl moment
Boy. Sure is quiet around here. Guess I still have to stay on topic…
I think this is teh funnay, and took some serious stones if real (SFW)”:
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Sorta reminds me of the time the gals when off to see that Goat play on a weeknight, when it got kinda quiet round here, like crickets chirping on an empty stage, one or two guys shuffling around, Thor posted an idea to stalk some celeb, nobody wanted to, said it wasn’t righteous, then like somebody said something about going out if he could find the scratch, more crickets, everybody just settled, glancing at the minute hand every so often, sweep sweep on the stage floor and then HEY BOYS! DOOR PUSHES OPEN, AND BLAM THEY’RE BACK! SWINGING INTO THE ROOM, HOW YA DOIN’ FELLAS! GOOD TO SEEYA! and after a suitable period of reconciliation and garment adjustment, they went off to quiet rooms to knit knit, knitting desky click click click keys into a great symphony of chatty chat chit, weaving a wonderful fabric, and from that skein exhaled a floating cloud of gregarious joy, and Cvillain was back! We didn’t even have to do the dishes.
awww….somebody loves us.
me me me
(jacked)
hi two darling!!
I am very sad. I want to go out and find villain love and banter, but I have no idea where to look. Any ideas? I just need a little conversation.
you wanna go out or stay in?
should we jack an old thread?
Believe me, at this point my life, in the position i find myself in, I am tired of jacking anything. I thank you though.
Perhaps a walk.
for what it is worth, I am sending some love ur way
and of course some serious love to C girl
meeeoooowwww. purrrrrrrrrrrrrr
looooooove
*sigh*
love
love
love
@12, 13, 14, love love love meow purr. B-yo, where did you find that?!
So, what’s the deal for tonight? My previous engagement just flaked out, and now I need to find something to do tonight. Details?
Was OXO ’80’s night verified?
i hope it is chocolate ice cream- wait, no, i don’t- i Like chocolate ice cream. and i don’t want to watch a full-length movie.
I just verified that shit, and it was awesome. You shoulda come Sir Donk. The crowd was just the right size, the music was nice, and the ladies were beautiful.
we closed that mother DOWN. Tim rocked it like a hurricane, I rolled it like a villain and we made it happen.
Worth noting that 80s night is music only, not clothing. Unless you count shenanigans cute side pony tail.
I am so confused. I need advice. Please advise.
And lilith. Never underestimate the depth of my resources. Have you not learned by now? Please. Show some respect.
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