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Good morning, sunshines!

For years, civic-minded football fans have kicked around the idea of a national day off after the Superbowl, to be hungover. Some have gone the extra… yard… with petitions and websites to put their hangovers on the national agenda. You, dear cVillains, still have to work today. But in honor of your hangovers and of the brave men and women who have actually attached their real names to efforts to holidayize today for their alcoholic excess, here’s an unofficial National Hangover Day post: links and comments to help you waste time.

Petitions
SuperBowlMonday.com
White Castle’s Day After Day (DA-Day)
Football.com
iPetitions.com

In the news
SFGate on Hangover Day
MSNBC on an “official” holiday

Comments from cVillain.com last night. For the record, my dad called me up to call me out– he was reading Superbowl blogs, apparently, and gave me the “I can’t believe you’re not doing dry commentary in real time.” I had to make him proud. I don’t think it worked.

caroline:

tom brady is a bitch. What a bunch of sore losers, they need to fire Belichick.
pass me the last beer lilith.

buster:

commercials: sorry tim, but with the exception of the pepsi ads and the clydesdale ad, they sucked. the lizard sharting fire whilst dancing to “thriller” made me want to claw my eyes out. *bzzzzt*

Stanley:

I think my commercial awards go to the vomiting baby or the mouse running through the wall to tackle the dude.

me:

Winners.

Ford F-150. You put that thing in the centripetal force thingamajig, and I am, like, so ready to spend gazillions of bills on a truck. I want to haul stuff. I want to find stuff to haul. I want stuff. I want a F-150.

Sunsilk. Yeah, okay, fine, watching Marilyn Monroe, Shakira, and Madonna make me want to buy shampoo. Are you making fun of me? Fingers in ears, la la la la la la la la la.

Tim (reposting in full because it is freaking hilarious):

The official list of things that were good and bad during the Super Bowl. Drunkenly beought to you by Tim.

Good
1. The mouse commercial was awesome.
2. The Iron Man spot was awesome.
3. There was another commercial I am forgetting which was awesome.
4. The biggest upset ever was aweosome.

Bad
1. The game itself. I mean, it was exciting and last minute, but only becuase there was 3.5 quarters of shitty football leading up to it.
2. Why the hell was Jeremy Shockey in a box getting hammered and not on the sidelines. Worst teamate ever (speaking of terrible teammates, I think Bill Simmons has to officially rename the Ewing Theory to the Barber Theory).
3. 90% of teh commercials. This is like 3 years in a row that we’ve had weak sauce commercials. Somebody needs to step up and create a groundbreaking new commercial. I think it should be me. I’ll report back in a year.
4. I ingested roughly 6573893746738 calories. I feel like shit right now.

Miscellaneous thoughts:
1. Archie Manning has now fathered two Super Bowl winning quarterbacks in a row. We can officially call him the greatest dad ever, right? How much is his sperm worth? I say $100,000 a shot.
2. There are like 6 guys in Vegas right now who bet on the Giants and are now buying 4 bottles of Dom while snorting lines off a hooker’s giant fake boob. Lucky bastards.
3. What’s the over-under on Peyton/Eli commercials we have to see in the next year? I’m setting it at 756.

And last but not least, sea liver, at 6:11am!

oh, me again. but seriously, i have been imagining and talking about creating a human hamsterball for at least 14 years. i recalled seeing two in a superbowl ad (just as i had perfected the vision-two plastic bouncy balls independant so the inside was cushioned…).
so i post to give it props while reminding myself to:
a. patent ideas and
b. keep my mouth shut.
just here, posting, about stuff on TV and a reminder i have good ideas i should not tell people… cause i bet they got paid. and a patent.

i’ll fall back into the shadows…apologizing if neccessary… i just discovered many new things recently that i like; including dogfish head chicory stout and robot chicken. happy monday!!!

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