From a little birdie…
Someone told me that they were walking down the mall and caught sight of some open air diddling last night…apparently the two wrapped it up and were left alone by the cops. I’m sure that people have had sex on the mall before, but it still strikes as a pretty, ahem, ballsy move for a Tuesday night.
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WTF? People can do the baby making dance on the mall, but we get in trouble at Escafe for noise? God I hate police so much. Not that I disapprove of public “activites” (quite the contrary)….
i think… i think it said the police left it alone.
wait…
yep. i’m right.
“Wrapping it up” is the worst.
well that explains my rash
/must stop drinking
it was worth it.
hells yah!
Well, tht wuld be fun for me..i have never seen neone doing public….lol…
I can only imagine it was the dirty kids.
Gross.
I used to live in an apartment with a view of the mall. I always wanted a local cable show of nothing but the crazy crap people do down there, when they think no one can see them. Running commentary provided by drunken friends. Thought it could probably go national.
Next time you think you’re all alone on the mall, look up. Almost every building has apartments on the upper levels.
/your mother
well thts true…there are many places in the house to do this stuff..ofcourse chosing a place outside is definitely not a gud move….it would put them in all sorts of trouble if caught by police..well i would say ethically also thats not the rite way….bare me if i m sounding against to someone thoughts…
@ 9: “Next time you think you’re all alone on the mall, look up. Almost every building has apartments on the upper levels”
precisely.
Speaking of drunken commentary, has anyone watched the video Drunken History (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V_DsL1×1uY)?
With the amount of drinking that seems to be going on with this site, howsabout someone gets loaded and and writes a drunken rant/records a drunken video discussing our fair city? Anyone willing?
fixed link: edit to 12
I bet it was Caroline and Silmo.
gobbler u r rite…u have a detective mind….u mite be a tester in software industry..lol
i always thought alderman library would be an excellent locale for a public quickie. now that i’ve been working here for a while i am certain i’m not the only one.
i was going to make some comment about the mall being so very empty on a tuesday. where’s the fun in that? thatgrrl, thanks for answering that question.
actually *on* the mall? Cheeky! Closest I’ve come was my fire escape
(no pun intended)
i’m gonna start parlie hour right now. you guys are going to hate this.
nu2cville, thanks for commenting. unfortunately, your messages suggest that you are writing from a cellphone at recess, and whoops! you’re an 11 year old girl.
all welcome to the internet aside, please spell words.
Wasn’t there a post at one point that told all the places people could do naughty stuff? I may be imagining it, in hopes of it happening.
USE THE SWICKI.
don’t make me tell you again.
http://charlottesville-swicki.eurekster.com/places+hook+up/
Welcome to the parlie hour! 56 minutes of repressed anger expressed in the form of internet bloggery. Why 56 minutes? Parlie is short. What’s Parlie short for? He’s got little legs.
Nobody tells me what to do! I would just do the opposite. Swickismicki.
sorry parlie:-(..but i’m definitely not 11 yr old and specially i’m not a gal..but yes you are right i wrote the messages in a hurry….hope this was gud enough….comments awaited..
wtf is gobbler talking about?
Thor did you bother reading that post? You may need it later.
not to burst anyone’s voyeristic not imaginings- it was two(or three) of the folks from Lee park. it was on the mall, well lit and it wasn’t pretty.2nd street- up from blue light, next to that ?bank? in view of the little pea.
@22: that joke is terrible
@24: it was gud for me.
@25: gobbler thinks he’s better than me because he’s tall. and lanky.
@26: nobody reads thor’s posts. even thor.
All post about sex or naked people should be read, by everyone.
gobbler has a crush on me and silmo.
Ah… I love Parlie hour. What should we do with the other 58 minutes?
Gobbler wants to crush you and silmo.
Gobbler sounds like the one with the anger.
i guess gobbler is kidding and laughing when he’s writing all this….
Gobbler have u heard dobbler effect….
Shen, isn’t gobbler cute when he’s angry?!
ok, ok, parlie. After that display, I’m reconsidering and maybe I’ll have like, 5,000 of your babies. But that’s all. You menace.
Nu2: welcome to the party! Help yourself to pretzel sticks and Busch Ice. I’m sorry, I’m cheap.
(I only charged the dude 20 bucks and half a pack of Camels for a quickie on the mall last night.)
she’s easy too
thx lilith….well came few months back….but except these blogs didn’t found anything exciting here…..my US dream got shattered:-)
@39 Damn, lilith. Guess that means I should raise my prices.
how loud was it heynonEhey?
even if it was not loud ..it would have came up loud as yesterday no one was around the mall…..
wasn’t it not too long ago people were arrested for having sex on a roof?
http://www.readthehook.com/stories/2007/08/30/news-rooftopmischief-C.rtf.aspx
I found that quicki using the wicki. great feature
Ain’t it great? I wrote a response to that article, too. http://cvillain.com/?p=228
It’s so nice when something Thor or I wrote before there were 100,000 (and some change) page views a month can be recycled and maybe read for the first time. Aww. Warm fuzzies.
@43:
it wasn’t necessarily loud- and well, if you have ever noticed their usual moans and outbursts- it pretty much sounded the same. and it sorta coulda passed for their usual trying to keep each other up cause we’re all wobbly but already on the ground except for their(winces) pants “falling” down as well (wince) must go mental floss now.
but on the upswing, i wasn’t so much in the mood for what i knew i would not be having last night.
oops
@16: alderman has been a notorious such place for some time. unfortunately has also been known as a place for unwanted advances/assaults/exposures, as well.
yes, i never suspected i was the first to think of that one. scary about the assaults and such. makes me glad i’m not a student anymore, used to be in random corners of the stacks at all hours of the night doing work. eek.
I too was a witness to this horrible event. It was not pretty, and I’m slightly traumatized. Sometimes I wonder if the mall has gotten sketchier or Charlottesville’s standards have gotten higher… but last night proved that things are indeed quite sketchy. My standards aren’t all that high. I think some people walking by may have seen it also but mr. bicylcle cop was nowhere in sight. And while I was offended and grossed out, I felt no urgent need to call the cops. Afterwards the couple was quite tender with each other, in a drunken/drugged out kind of way. Awww….
sometimes i have trouble telling the difference between this thread and the one about meth-teeth. it’s like two rooms with the same wallpaper.
so the 3 heroin addicts had trade-sex and chased the dragon together on fat tuesday? what is this, spring break?
I {heart} parlie
I didn’t actually witness the quickie, but yesterday, I was running by the 5th Street Bridge over Garrett and the train tracks. There was a sketchy, meth-looking couple putting thier clothes back on at the bottom of the concrete steps. I really hope they don’t procreate. I seriously doubt that chick has a car to leave her baby in.
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
make it stop.
(My first post)
Re: Post 46
I know those two. They are a young and very attractive couple. They told me they had become quite noisy during their shenanigans. They no longer live in the area, having moved back to Baltimore,
I’m thankful I missed the most recent public display of carnal affections, after reading the not-so-flattering description. If people must exercise their exibitionistic(is that even a word?) tendencies, all I ask, is that you be pretty, that I be drunk, or preferably, both. =P
BTW- Where on the mall did this occur? Was it in Central Place, by the fountain, or…?
Huh? Whah?
Street, welcome to the party! Help yourself to Andre and Doritos. Again, I’m cheap. Yo oy, I’m discount tonight. $10 quickies. Bow-chicka-bow-OWWWWW.
– editor in chief lilith “nasty girl” internoob.
it happened outside petit pois. it has sccarred me until i get a life. it may scar me then. it has potntially scarred me of all “public” fantasies. (which were previously HOT!)
and i can’t even touch myself for many days…
Stop it sea! We’re in a fight now until you stop talking about hobo sex.
so are you gonna vote tuesday?
for who? and why…
please do! (but there isn’t actually a candidate i can believe in-kinda like my love life and i’m getting a little bit pissed off).
grrrrr. sea out.
I was trying to wrap my mind around hobo sex, and then I realized my mind is not that flexible. It got a cramp. It was like, on its period.
Thank you for the warm welcome, lilith.
Dirty sex is a fantastic subject, but not when it involves dumpsters, weeks of festering grime, and oblivious hobos. I’d rather eviscerate myself while yodeling on public transportation, than ponder that subject for a New York minute…or a country mile, even. And voting is an impossibility for me as I am a Canadian citizen, and a resident alien here. (yes, I have tentacles)
i lub sex in public. I can’t even count the number of places in this, my hometown, I’ve done it outdoors. But…the *fantasy* of getting caught is hot. Not the reality. I’ve never been caught but once, and that was because the person was sneaking up to watch us, not an innocent passerby.
it was people-who-live in-and-around-lee-park-and-she-couldn’t-walk-or-be-carried-off-the-mall (i thought they were just doing their usual moaning and groaning Oh no! their pants are around their ankels and now i am glad i don’t get naked with anyone sex). do i have to keep repeating myself(bangs head against the wall in hopes of erasing it, desparately hitting the alt delete function…
/i repeat=not the hot fantasies i previously was hoping to one day fulfill, either. welcome to reality:(and let’s just let it r.i.p.)
The couple that was caught a few months ago– summer? Were they from Baltimore? I came across a very attractive couple visiting former home Cville on Friday. I wanted so badly to high-five them.
@70
The girl is from Baltimore, the guy grew up here. I saw him a few days ago, as he had to be here for an unrelated court date. They are both in their early 20’s. She’s blond, he’s a brunette, and they are both fairly short, if that helps…