BOW CHICA BOW WOW….MORTAL WOMBAT
Sorry, the description in this article was too funny, so I had to share it with you. I’m not gonna lie I got a little obsessed with wombats for the last hour. These are the ugliest things ever. They are like giant hamsters that make nasty teeth noises.
Clive Mark, a Nocturnal Wildlife Research biologist, has discovered the “Secret Sex Lives of Wombats.” He describes the ritual:
“The female, after a prolonged period of copulation in the same position, broke away and began to trot in a pattern of circles and figures of eight.
“The male chased her, following closely behind, and then bit her on the rump,” he says.
“She immediately stopped just long enough to permit him to roll her on her side and begin copulating again.
“If the male was slow to mount, she would kick back aggressively and not let him roll her on her side again until she had run round in more circles and figures of eight. This happened seven times.”
Space seems to be the key. Mr Marks says without the “hard to get” figure eight dance, the female will not allow the male to mount.
How does that compare to your sex life?
[via TheAge]
Now some fun wombat videos…
A wombat being a bitch
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A wombat making pre-sex mouth movements
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Baby wombat
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Wombats on leashes
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http://www.convictcreations.com/animals/wombat.htm
“(The) Wombat also makes good use of its bum to produce its most famous novelty, square poos. These poos are then deposited the stones, logs and mushrooms that Wombats use to mark the boundary of their territory. Because each poo is flat on six sides, the Wombat is able to manoeuvre his bum into some hard to get at places, make a deposit and be confident his hard work isn’t going to be undone by the poo rolling away.”
And this has what to do with C-ville???
J/K…it’s awesome.
Yup, square poo.
Dedicated research!!!
guys aneone drunked todya??/
nope, we’re all sotally tober.
well, at least for another couple of hours or so. see y’all at the cafeteria!
I see spots.
hello?
rabbit, it would behoove all of us if you posted something slightly more meaningful
How do you get more meaningful than square poop? Think about it, the ability to create square poop. Can YOU do that? square-fu*king-poop! I’ll tell ya, I’m going to practice.
rabbit: Thor has been full of shit from the get-go. It’s your content he’s on about.
[/kidding Thor! don’t smite me, bro!]
Stanley,
Let it be known…. you can taze me, bro. That is assuming that it’ll be a spectator event, and I collect at least $5 a head. It’s bound to happen eventually, I may as well get in some good natured drunken practice.
Does anyone else find that last picture, of the wombat wearing a figure-eight harness, disturbing? Never thought I’d use the words “wombat” and “figure-eight harness” in the same sentence.
I find the wombats very cute. Tim, thank you for the image of square poop. Do you know how frustrating it is to want to click on a link that you know is going to take you to a picture of poop? I can’t live with myself. But I have to. Shit. No pun intended.
I would definitely pay to see that Donk.
But its a picture of square poop! How could you not want to see that? I wish I could make square poops.
Tim, if you want something bad enough, you can make your dreams come true. Shoot for the stars!
What was so great about that picture was that not only did I get to see square poop, but it was in such a beautiful, scenic setting. I actually thought to myself, “Australia is quite pretty. Natural lighting is definitelyo best for this subject.”
I guess “I want it so bad I can taste it” would be the wrong phrase to use now, huh?
2g, 1c.
2womabts, 1new recipe for smores.
May I suggest creative employment of the Play-Doh “Fuzzy Pumper Barber Shop Set” and some duct tape?
I typed “wombat” into that Swicki thing about ten times. I didn’t get the collage to display “wombat” but I did manage to get “matthew s. farrell” off of it.
i have seen wombat poop before, though i didn’t realize that was what it was at the time. i remember wondering at it’s squareness.
also, i must disagree with you Thor. tasmanian devils are so much uglier than wombats it’s hard for me to express.
Is this what you resort to writing about when I disappear, Thor? You really did miss me.
/still catching up on the past three weeks of fun
Lys I need some hummus please
I’m glad I cannot make square poops. It sounds painful. *sings “It’s hip to be square”*
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