FBI Arrests Owner of Sexshuns

The Daily Progress reports that the owner of Sexshuns, a downtown mall clothing and shoe store, has been arrested by the Feds.  Reynold George Samuels Jr, is charged with marijuana distribution, drug conspiracy, felony copyright infringement and firearms charges. Additionally, he was charged with:

50+ grams of crack cocaine

500 grams of powder cocaine

220 pounds of marijuana

That’s a lot of drugs!

Now, the question is, would you have thought?

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61 Responses to “FBI Arrests Owner of Sexshuns”

  1. 14 Feb 2008 at 8:04 amparlie said:

    wow that guy is completely fucked.

  2. 14 Feb 2008 at 8:06 amlilith said:

    Hate to admit it, but I’m not a regular patron of this particular downtown establishment. Thor, good morning! I was reading the same article and was about to write about it but checked the dash and you were on it, way to go! What got me interested was the “undisclosed location” where he’s being held. Do we have those? I’m not irreverent enough to make a p.o.w. allusion right there, but if I were, it would go here. But I will add that the Bush administration sucks on that one. Sorry to be political. Back to drugs. Lots of drugs!

  3. 14 Feb 2008 at 8:23 amparlie said:

    i know, crazy! what’s everybody going to do this weekend now that all the fluff got yanked off the streets?

    i’m kidding, i know nobody does drugs. let’s get wasted.

  4. 14 Feb 2008 at 8:24 am40 Ounce said:

    “Hate to admit it, but I’m not a regular patron of this particular downtown establishment.”

    No doubt the first of many denials by high-profile Cvillians!

    (Logical follow-up question: Are you now, or have you ever been, an “occasional” patron of that establishment???)

  5. 14 Feb 2008 at 8:33 am40 Ounce said:

    Another question: what kind of a name is “Sexshuns” to chose for a retail store from which to deal drugs and pirated merchandise?

    Why not go full-marketing mode, with something like “Crack Shack” or “Family Fence”?

  6. 14 Feb 2008 at 8:34 amdf said:

    those new sentencing guidelines aren’t gonna help this fella………..full range of pharmaceuticals

  7. 14 Feb 2008 at 8:36 amcaroline said:

    @5…. 40, I was thinking the same thing, DUMB!
    I’ve never even noticed the place, or heard of it……no, seriously.

  8. 14 Feb 2008 at 8:41 amwanago said:

    Pirated DVD’s is really why he is in so much trouble. Those guys at the RIAA are real bastards

  9. 14 Feb 2008 at 8:41 am40 Ounce said:

    At least they picked a secure location, just around the corner from the Cville Police HQ.

  10. 14 Feb 2008 at 8:42 amGobbler said:

    He should put in a room and no let out till he has taken all of his drugs. That’s how my parents would have handled it.

  11. 14 Feb 2008 at 8:53 amThatGrrl said:

    That place has had its window broken a couple of times. Now I know what they were looking for.

  12. 14 Feb 2008 at 8:59 amoy said:

    Never even heard of the joint (no pun intended). Was that the place in between Bashirs and the dog and horse store? I often wonder how some of those places on the mall stay in business, with no visible flow of customers.

    Hmmm - I wonder if the Cat House is really a “cat house”. Giggity.

  13. 14 Feb 2008 at 9:14 amlilith said:

    Can it, Mickey’s! I was going for the “I swear I am a responsible writer who patrons many local businesses for fair gossip coverage!” and also the “If you’ve ever met me and seen how I dress, ya know,…” but comment 2 did sound a little guilty, didn’t it? oy, yes, that has to be the location.

  14. 14 Feb 2008 at 9:43 amStreet said:

    Holy frijoles! The mall will be filled with twitching, gunless crackheads. I cannot tell you how thrilled I am.

    @7 Me either. I seriously did not know that the place existed.

    @10 What about the pirated movies? Should he be forced to watch every copy that he made? :) hehe

  15. 14 Feb 2008 at 9:45 amTheUpstart said:

    That place had all the markings of a front. No business, no turnover of stock, shady signs on the door. I’m surprised they were open as long as they were (about 3 years maybe?).

  16. 14 Feb 2008 at 9:58 amtrillian said:

    i walk by there every day with my dog. there was, indeed, a certain aura of sketchiness about it (although i totally missed that the names was “sexshuns” - which somehow increases the sketchiness). i remember actually looking in once and getting looks from the two people in there that clearly indicated i should never do that again.

    also, seriously, SO close to the police station…

  17. 14 Feb 2008 at 10:59 amWingnut said:

    yeah, that place just screamed sketchy. is it just me, or did its profile increase in the last 6 or 8 months? i just feel like it wasn’t there at all, or wasn’t noticable, and then it was REALLY there. weird.

    is this the same guy that had a little table out in the middle of the mall? he had fliers saying he sold things like iPods, CD’s, computers, etc. i always thought that one was a little sketchy, it would make a lot more sense if he was connected.

  18. 14 Feb 2008 at 11:11 ambelmont yo said:

    Quoting my neighbor: “they were black, and they had visitors!.

    Been in there many times, never felt any sketchiness, folks working were friendly. The stuff they sold in there you could get at karmaloop for a third of the price, so I was never a patron, but still…

    Does it say he was dealing out of the store, or he was dealing and happened to be the owner of the store. Perhaps only money laundering was going on the DTM.

    just sayin.

    /but but… his white t-shirt was a size too big! I felt threatened!

  19. 14 Feb 2008 at 11:16 ambukbukbegak said:

    He was dealing right out of the store…i picked up an 8-ball and an ecko sweatshirt right before this all went down.

  20. 14 Feb 2008 at 11:22 amLys said:

    You’ve got to appreciate the cross marketing

  21. 14 Feb 2008 at 11:35 amTwoOFour said:

    Dang, why am I always the last one to know stuff….(why do I have to get my news from DP?)

  22. 14 Feb 2008 at 11:36 amtrillian said:

    According to a news release from the U.S Attorney’s office in Roanoke, store owner Reynold George Samuels, 39, and seven others were charged with dealing drugs and pirated DVDs out of the store.

    http://www.readthehook.com/blog/index.php/2008/02/13/fbi-raids-local-business/

    point well taken, b-yo. my feeling of sketchiness really came from the reaction i got the one time i walked by and looked in the window (usually i’m too focused on controlling my puppy). it must have been entirely the wrong time, for whatever reason. the look i got was not good.

  23. 14 Feb 2008 at 11:37 amTheUpstart said:

    The stuff they sold in there you could get at karmaloop for a third of the priceI’m sure it was all authentic product, too.

  24. 14 Feb 2008 at 11:43 ambelmont yo said:

    Everybody pile on the devil’s advocate! Yay!

    Whatever. Just means I’ll have buy my “bling bling tweety bird as a pimp” nightgown sized shirts somewhere else. As for the drugs? Legalize, tax and regulate. No more problems (well, like this, anyway).

    Have you ever watched a pirated dvd? Some of them can be pretty bad. I mean, camcorder in the theater bad. Why there is a market for them eludes me.

    @23 karma’s or sexshun’s?

  25. 14 Feb 2008 at 11:43 amEsteban said:

    I assumed that the place sold dildoes.

  26. 14 Feb 2008 at 11:50 amsea liver said:

    i never even knew the place existed. but then, i figure almost any shop on the mall is overpriced.

    maybe that was where the homeless folk were gettin’ their crazy from.

    so good. ’cause you don’t want to hear about me seein’ more of what i saw last week,,,

    happy heart day. xo.

  27. 14 Feb 2008 at 12:00 pmdoof said:

    I’ve noticed this place before, but never went in. They used to display posters in the front window of Tony Montana blazing away with his M-16 and grenade launcher, pile of coke on the desk in the backround “say ello to my litul friend” and other scenes from Scarface. Talk about keeping a low profile…

  28. 14 Feb 2008 at 12:06 pmTheUpstart said:

    With the advent of Bit Torrent, pirated DVDs are now as good as regular DVDs. There’s no need for anyone to take a camcorder into a movie theater anymore. The factories where they press DVDs and CDs are far from secure and the distribution warehouses here in the US aren’t either.

  29. 14 Feb 2008 at 12:11 pmbelmont yo said:

    Some of the bootlegs on torrent sites ARE camcorder recordings originally, though. And by your argument, there should be no more need for a physical dvd anymore. Which is why I remain confused as to why there remains a market for these things.

  30. 14 Feb 2008 at 12:19 pmTheUpstart said:

    Yo, most people are idiots and can’t figure out BT. That is why there’s a market.

  31. 14 Feb 2008 at 12:27 pmbelmont yo said:

    Ohhhhh. Got it. Its the “no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the masses” theory.

    Thanks!

  32. 14 Feb 2008 at 12:42 pmLurker31 said:

    And guess who their landlord is ?

  33. 14 Feb 2008 at 12:54 pmbelmont yo said:

    Well?

    /tease.

  34. 14 Feb 2008 at 12:57 pmGobbler said:

    Roger Clemens?

  35. 14 Feb 2008 at 1:01 pmdoof said:

    I think CPC Charlottesville Parking Corp. or something like that owns the garage, and the City is a large (largest?) shareholder, so in effect,we are their landlord… no?

  36. 14 Feb 2008 at 1:02 pm40 Ounce said:

    Word on the Mall is that Sexshuns will now operate out of the old A&N store location. Easy move, since it’s already decorated and everything.

  37. 14 Feb 2008 at 1:14 pmLurker31 said:

    Your tax $$ @ work.

  38. 14 Feb 2008 at 1:53 pmlilith said:

    Lurker31: that looks ass backwards.

  39. 14 Feb 2008 at 2:37 pmTim said:

    @38 that was either the most clever or the most lame comment ever. Possibly both. I haven’t decided yet. Check back with me in an hour.

  40. 14 Feb 2008 at 2:56 pmdf said:

    bass ackwards???

  41. 14 Feb 2008 at 3:23 pmLurker31 said:

    I doubt the office / retail spaces beneath the parking garage rent at anywhere near market rate. Could well be wrong, however.

  42. 14 Feb 2008 at 3:59 pmlilith said:

    Tim, how are you feeling about it now?

  43. 14 Feb 2008 at 4:29 pmoy said:

    blazing away with his M-16 and grenade launcher

    That would be the m204

    (nope, I didn’t subscribe to Soldier of Fortune. Really, not me. Not for too many years anyway…)

  44. 14 Feb 2008 at 4:34 pmTim said:

    Sorry, I was enjoying some delicious Splendora’s. After further consideration, it was clever because it was so lame. I laughed, so I approve.

  45. 14 Feb 2008 at 7:49 pmshenanigans said:

    Oy, I’m the other weirdo who knows thats the m-204, just didn’t think anyone else would know.. what’r you up to tonight? I might head over to Saxx and see whats going on..

  46. 14 Feb 2008 at 7:52 pmdoof said:

    Ooops, comment 45 should be attributed to me…

  47. 14 Feb 2008 at 8:06 pmStanley said:

    doof and shenanners, sittin’ in a tree…

  48. 14 Feb 2008 at 8:09 pmcaroline said:

    what’s going on here hips?

  49. 14 Feb 2008 at 8:52 pmTwoOFour said:

    ok I am too lazy to read the whole thread, what is the m204?

  50. 14 Feb 2008 at 8:54 pmStanley said:

    49: It’s a type of grenade launcher, apparently.

  51. 14 Feb 2008 at 8:55 pmshoe said:

    mmmmmm.2O4 (the extra m’s are silent)

  52. 14 Feb 2008 at 9:07 pmdoof said:

    the m-204 is an underslung 40mm grenade launcher that attaches to an m-16/m-4. though the numerical designation applies only to the attached launcher, it is never used as a stand-alone weapon, and so the weapon system as a whole is often referred to as an ‘m-204′, though incorrectly (not wise to point this error out to one holding such a device)

  53. 14 Feb 2008 at 9:12 pmdoof said:

    Here’s a good clip of one in action, and the scene depicted in posters in sexshuns front window in the past:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx-VM8TG0xU&feature=related

  54. 14 Feb 2008 at 9:17 pmTwoOFour said:

    Doof, Thanks, let me bask in my newfound unknown weaponry fame of sorts.

  55. 14 Feb 2008 at 9:34 pmoy said:

    the 40mm grenade that was originally developed for the m79 (at stand alone grenade launcher) which, I believe, only arms 30 meters after being shot - my guess is that Tony Montana was using buckshot or flechette rounds, and not grenades.

    and 204 somehow reminded me - it’s m203. ;)

    (weirdest. threadjack. ever.)

  56. 14 Feb 2008 at 9:39 pmStanley said:

    This comment thread is blowin’ up, yo!

  57. 14 Feb 2008 at 9:40 pmshoe said:

    Oy, “you are my idol” -my sister, circa 1983

  58. 14 Feb 2008 at 9:41 pmlilith said:

    Everybody, let’s take this thread out to bars. We’ll be dabomb.com.

  59. 14 Feb 2008 at 9:43 pmStanley said:

    OMG, we can do Irish Car Bombs!!!11!!1

  60. 14 Feb 2008 at 10:00 pmshoe said:

    lilly, …. uh. I forgot.

  61. 14 Feb 2008 at 10:54 pmbrutus said:

    @38: A chica that jokes like that is good by me.

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