I was walking down the mall in my Tux (as I often do) and a chapping young lad approached me.
“Sir Gentleman,” he continued, “It would behoove you to take my business card.”
I responded, “Why thank you, dearer sir.”
I looked at the card below and didn’t know what to think:
Popularity: 17% [?]
Tagged as: angels, Charlottesville, escort, heavenly bodies, service
I don’t know but speaking of heavenly bodies, or as the little red hen said, “the sky is falling , the sky is falling…” Have you heard about that poisonous satellite that is going to be shot out of the heavens, possible on Thurs???
Remember to duck, cvillains!
are the kennedys gun shy?
ditto - just published it
So now the question is, does Thor look like a stripper or a potential client.
/the plot thickens
Thor, I think you are confused..there’s a poisonous, errant heavenly body called a satellite barreling down on earth’s atmosphere.
thank you for publishing my business card on the internet. a bounty of hookers awaits you in heaven.
parlie emerges from the depths. everyone hold their breath.
“Heavenly Bodies” “Angels for all party occasions.”
Hiring out dead people for celebrations? “Corpses R Us” Oh joy. I wonder if they can book Marylin Monroe.
“Open 24 Hours”
That’s quite a short time to run a business. Usually companies try to remain open for years, not merely one day. I don’t trust these guys.
Gives new meaning to the Parlie Hour
well in a way, parlie hour never changed. it still delivers the same great entertainment at spectacular prices.
It’s all overpriced, i’d say.
here is what ditto is talking about…
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/16/opinion/16sat4.html
“always hiring”?
well… i am looking for a new job…
Well if d/r pays, I’ll take a bullet for the team and review heavenly bodies. Any objections?
i’d venture that heavenly bodies is currently awash in the brightest and best spotlight they’re ever likely to see. they should pay you.
i’d venture that heavenly bodies is currently awash in the brightest and best spotlight
at least until the vice squad (and the newsplex) gets ahold of them…
(Silmo - I don’t think something like this should be reviewed by just one person. I volunteer to review it with you)
(yanno - not “with” you, knowwhatImean? Maybe I should say “concurrently”)
Best not be “with” me. We should definately share the work though. CAROLINE: You wanna pitch in?
My question: The guy gave Thor the card b/c
(1) he wanted to recruit Thor as male “talent”
(2) he wanted to be Thor’s angel
(3) he just wanted to let Thor know that there were more discreet ways of getting laid than hanging out on the mall in spandex hot pants and a leather skull cap?
A little aside in regards to the couple that was caught getting it on atop a roof on the mall:
The male of the couple is sitting next to me as I type this, and he wants to thank the cVillain for helping him find a link to the article about his little adventure. I just sent the link to his girlfriend too, and I’m sure she’ll be tickled by it.
…and now, back to our scheduled topic, already in progress…
“always hiring”?
I wonder if they have paid training, and if so, how long does training last?
how long does training last
Well, if someone’s gonna be paying a pro, it had better last a long time.
Hate to make an annoying point during such a hot topic, but did you mean “strapping” Thor? Chapping would be either A. used in the wrong context or B. you mean chap, which would mean you actually said: chapping (boy with ing) young lad (aka boy). I am guessing you meant strapping. Sorry to completely change the subject, sometimes my bad moods are stronger than my will power to avoid correcting egregious errors.
shut up
No, you shut up.
You’re a towel.
So perhaps the former Kiki bartenders have banded together for a new line of work?
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Hot topic? Awesome! Im so goth, I shit bats.
But of course he/she meant strapping. Just like he meant to put up a poll today to name that weird bird. Just like…
First thing in the morning, I promise, bat-shitter.
Yeah, yeah, yeah…
We know you’ll be up all night after dialing 465-3859, and requesting something in chaps…
/believe it when I see it.
Where y’all at on a tuesday? I want something to do. Isolation is driving me crazy! Somebody holla.
Has anyone called … Thor please call and get a price list / menu and post on site.
To do? I suggest throwing towels.
Yes, true that. Im throwing in the towel. New mix about heartbreak coming up. Pity my upstairs tenant who will have to deal with thump thump thump for the next hour and a half.
@19: Egregious? Gimme a break, Lu. Find something worthwhile to worry about, like genocide or Guantanamo.
@20: Well put.
Oh, you shut up too brutus.
I have bigger fish to fry…and if you aren’t careful you’ll be one of them
My friend used to work for a local business like that. It’s just broke UVa coeds and local single moms that you pay $200 to for rubbing your hairy back while they’re topless. And strippers for parties. Nothing illegal.
“your friend” huh shen?!? I won’t blow your cover. I’ll take a back rub tho.
@16 silm, I think I’ll pass on this one, I’m more into the claw ladies and lilith.
Whatevs. That was in the past. like three whole months ago. And I look way better in a g-string than the arm-wrestlers.
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