You may or may not have seen our little birdie before. Maybe you are not a frequent reader of the site or maybe you are color blind (’cause he sits on the top right). I looked over the old thread where we introduced him to you and realized that you have a lot of ideas for his names. I’m going to setup a poll to narrow down the choices for names. The top names or so will be included in the final, shortened list and there will be one last voting round. Feel free to add names and tell your friends!
What shall we name our mascot?
Popularity: 19% [?]
Tagged as: bird, help, mascot, name, Polls, Questions, rights, vote
i can’t decide which “Bloggie” to vote for. The top one seems so mysterious, but the bottom one is just so cute.
i would like to encourage everybody to vote for scott. i’d do it myself, but my office’s IP already used up it’s one and only vote. thanks tom, you’re fired.
I AM DUMB.
is that you up this early parlie?
Dang thor, you actually did it. But Bloggie? Sparkles? Hoodatbird? Where the hell am I?
You’re in the velvet clost, b yo.
Gah! Excuse me while I give the typo gnome a swift kicking.
it appears that my dream candidate, scott, is not doing so hot. i will endorse scowly.
…and parlie is a superdelegate!
you’re a supertowel.
I like people’s priorities on this site. Within 2 hours we have more votes on this than we had all day yesterday on best place to study…
some of us don’t need to study. or, perhaps this is what we study for lack of other subject matter.
Naming is important. go watch the Neverending Story and see what happens without a name. *shivers*
It appears Cecil and Scowly are leading this groundbreaking race with 10 each! The tension is unbearable! What’s a healthy way to quickly relieve the stress this contest is causing me?
Drugs and alcohol.
Spousal Abuse. Superbowl folks swear by it.
Is that like “Superb owl?”
What’s the origin of Cecil? I’m leaning towards Scowly, but I’m intrigued by Cecil’s popularity and am thinking I’m being left out of a funny inside joke. Let me in! Cold out here!
Also: I think baconfat or some other co-worker (a lurker?!) has ruined my chance to vote, and I will have to vote from home unless dijonbray votes, in which case I’ll break into my neighbor’s encrypted network unless of course he’s also a lurker, in which case I will file with the Justice Department my accusation of voter disenfranchisement.
I personally like Caroline CAPEshaw
but i can’t enter it up there for some reason, probably cause it’s too cool.
Second choice is scott, I’ll back you up Parlie baby
thanks caroline, but i put scott in triage and decided to endorse scowly. scowly has a broad appeal among the youth of today, who are idealistic, hopeful, lazy, and really, really high.
the youth of today, who are idealistic, hopeful, lazy, and really, really high.
Yes! We!
Can!Are!Scott was a really good idea. Maybe you could create a Scott character and sell it to Thomas at Mas… Because that would be doubly puntatstic.
i can’t remember why scott is funny. nobody say it.
Mas-scot. Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.
It’s masked Scott
yeah, masked scott the mascot.
it’s a lot like wayne’s lanes, brah, in waynesbrah.
How did Burd make it but not Birt? Can we please Brangelina some local duos’ names now? Aka Tomkatting?
lilithor? (I keed! I keed!)
oh, like Dramelia? or Jegan?
or parlie bear?
or maybe silmoline?
cBobbler? Stanpri? Hipster Thorfus? Lil mc? Parleet? Belmont Oy?
Actually, hipster thorfus would be an awesome band name.
parlie + thor = parlor
gobbler + parlie = garbler
lilith + parlie = lily
well, that hits closer to home than most of you could ever imagine. smiley, for the second day in a row, i am firing you out of a cannon.
parlie’s boinking Thor? Hmph. Go figure.
I almost forgot! Scoriole and all you newbies, welcome to the party! Help yourselves to leftover Christmas m&ms and hot toddies. IT’S SNOWING!
or Droppins….like all the people that visit the site…or, all that stuff that’s written…
If it’s Scott then why not the entire
Masked Scott….or the sense is lost…
Hey, that rhymes.
Smiley and Stanley have the same last name. Are you two related?
@36: Show me your newbies!
@37…actually, i really like Droppins. it makes me giggle.
Smiley and Stanley have the same last name. Are you two related?
Hm. Good question. We could be long-lost twins. Smiley: are you strikingly attractive and renown for your piercing intellect and wit? Because if so, we’re probably not related.
what about the name Chubbs?
Can Droppins be added to vote list?
Cecil B. Cville
can second place be the middle name?
But Cecil’s currently in first place w/15 votes. And I still don’t get why it’s a good name, even after TwoOFour’s comment.
Stanley, it is just on of those cosmic things.
can I vote for
(1)@11 stuart said: bitch
(2)@12 floozy said: PLEASE NO NO NO NO…
(3)@28 jinx? (negative one point for lilith)
(4)@26 while twoOfour coined it, she flopped and lilith revived it
(5)@29 phatty This one caroline, as sexy and soradically fun she is, loses.
(6)@31 Floozy :PBRD. takes the lead!
(7)@34″hmm how much do you think a business would pay to name him?” Thor (so sad)
(8)@38, jools say’s “how about chillin? (as in, like a c-villain?)”
(9)@41 mau said:”anal bum cover?” WTF?
(10)@44 Thor, god of…. said:budgie = nickname of ex.
(11)@46.eastender said: Mortimer. ( I agree whole heartedly)
(12)@47ThatGrrl said:
I still like “Cecil.” It sounds all alliterative with “Cvillain.”
(13)@48. colfer fer reals? you’s nutt-ay
(14)@ok floozy said flaps #50
“alliterative” gets 2O4 hot!
(15) flooze, have you no respect?
(17) {16 is not a number.}
(18) dave say’s sparkles
(19)”things get hazy”
(20)hoodatbe said:”ditto on shenanigans’ question - whas’up’wi’dat? i think he is cute -liking cecil as the name - but do find it interesting that the hometown site folks chose a hoboken based artist!”
(21)@still confused :Silmo said:”Ya mean like up my ass???” huh? (I say?)
(22)@.
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once floozy said”Buster… pork sword eh? Some time spent in UK if I am not mistaken.” I got creeped out and just went to Bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean, seriously….
thanks goobler.
comment 47 blows my mind into millions of tiny little pieces. what a mess.
PARLIE HOUR!!!!!
@47 WTF?!? I’m confused
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAhfV8_lagM
I lobby you all to vote for something other than Cecil, because it’s been my screen name at cvillenews.com for the past five years or so, and it just weirds me out.
that is all.
i only have time for about 5 minutes, so buckle up:
once upon the time, there was an internet, and it was a waste of time. it had LOLcats and lindsey lohan, and at least one girl had a cup. sometimes it was used for gud, but other times it was used to send forwarded emails, and it would often make people’s penises become comically enormous. one day during parlie hour, somebody pointed out that not only is there a full lunar eclipse, but that the international coalition of george bush was going to SHOOT DOWN A SATELLITE WITH A MISSILE. this was too good to pass up, and everybody went outside to watch. while they were gone, parlie tunred off the internet, because seriously, WTF.
the end.
Well, 204 is likely the house number of a million residences on suburban streets in the U.S. and somehow I assimilate…
twoline i heart you
I just meant to love y’all.
aww…thanks cheese…i think.
silmoline, you’re the worst character ever.
smooches to goobler the ass.
I vote for a runoff between Cecil and Scowly, with superdelegate votes going to those who have posted blogs here more twice or more.
And with extra votes for people who are drunk enough to include extra words in their comments. Dammit.
three parties, please- what is this, the US?;)
Good morning, cVillains! I eagerly awaited the addition of names by those who stagger down the path of glorious inebriation! I am not disappointed, though I did expect more names. and rampant misspellings. Mr. Fluttery Pants sounds awfully familiar…
the ‘add’ thingy is broken - it won’t let me add “Felcher Donkeypunch”
oy, that’s because even your computer wants you to vote for Cecil. Obvi.
Jinx was never my idea, right? It’s my friend’s dog’s name and a childhood friend’s cat’s name. I can’t add another Jinx to my life. I don’t trust the letter J either. It’s so asymmetrical.
oy, that’s because even your computer wants you to vote for Cecil. Obvi.
done
Silmoline: I heartline you
Back at you 2
I don’t like Jinx b/c of the BBQ place. It would be like naming the bird McDonalds or Mudhouse
When is the Box opening?
that’s what he said…
It really is an unfortunate choice of a name. Is the double entendre intended? I can’t imagine so, and I want to be supportive of this new local joint, but the bad thoughts just keep coming, e.g.:
“I dropped my noodle in The Box last night.”
etc.
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How about names that rhyme with Cvillain?
Dylan
McMillan
Killin’
Quillon
Will N.
I like Cecil.
But, only if I can pretend it’s the first part of Cecil D. Villain. It’s both an homage to Motley Crue and the first initial last name works out nicely as C. Villain.
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Donk, I think you meant to refer to Poison, not Motley Crue. No worries, both bands are fucking awesome, and I listened to both of them today.
Tim. You’re exactly right. Quite the glam rock faux pas. Agreed on your second part, and thanks for pointing it out.
this poll should be moved to the top of the Cvillain list of stories since the vote is being tallied this weekend. And scramble the list so that the names that aren’t “Cecil” get a fair shot.
And where’s my “Dylan” entry?
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