When I woke up this morning, the internet sent me a little tidbit about what he’s been up to lately. It’s no good! This hit Gawker yesterday, and then Google news shortly thereafter, so I’m sure its 15 minutes of rotten, fetid fame will be over soon. Meanwhile…
Juicy Campus (whose servers have crashed under the white heat of internet media scrutiny) is a site that’s all about campus gossip. You can post all kinds of filthy trash about anybody you want, and you can do it anonymously. The site owners are protected because the internet is lawless and kill-or-be-killed, and the contributors are protected because the site doesn’t associate poster’s IP addresses with their posts, so in theory, nobody knows who did what.
Technically speaking this site is perfectly within its right to do what it’s doing, and obviously, welcome to the internet, etc. That said, it’s going to fail. Student groups have already started to band against it and boycott, and I imagine lawsuits (however fruitless) will begin to clog the docket soon enough. And then there’s the imminent suicides.
Oh and you guys? Thanks for not letting this site be that site.
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did you see that post on there about how gary cooper has the biggest penis in charlottesville?
no? probably because I haven’t posted it yet…
It thought that Gary Cooper was dead? I mean by now his penis has suffered serious “shrinkage”.
have you guys ever played the penis game? what you do is you drink too much, then you run around in public and scream “PENIS!” it’s a great way to meet new people, and to let them know right off the bat that you’re a total moron.
Juicy Campus is a SLUT! She went down on Gawker while her boyfriend was hitting on the Rants&Raves section on Craig’s List. Oh and she works for Heavenly Bodies.
/ cVillain may be permissive but she’s loyal.
Actually, wanago, one gets quite the erection when one dies. This phenomena has a name which eludes me at the moment, so Im just gonna go ahead and call it The Die-agra Effect.
posthumous priapism? undead dong?
Erections lasting longer than the afterlife can be a serious medical problem. If this occurs, see your doctor.
Priapism is a postmortem erection, observed in the corpses of human males who have been executed, particularly by hanging. Die-agra is much funnier
I think “priapism” would be a good dj name. Tonight I am dj priapism (on the wheels of STEEL baby).
dumbest website ever
Must make it kinda tricky shutting the casket.
Priapism-The name comes from the Greek god Priapus, referring to the myth that he was ironically punished by the other gods for attempting to rape a goddess, by being given a huge (but useless) set of wooden genitals.
PENIS!
Hey, my gear is in a box called a “casket case”… this just gets better and better.
@11 But it does give new meaning to “nailing the casket”.
Also gives a new shade of meaning to “stiff”
this was a nice family friendly conversation, and smiley had to take it too far. Way to go!
this was a nice family friendly conversation… which was started by you talking about your enormous junk.
someone’s got to
fair enough.
@10dumbest website ever
Well, maybe second dumbest… after this one.
/i don’t mean to offend any of you young earther’s out there, but jeez.
@20 - You mean two finger in a v-formation stands for peace? I always thought it was a gang symbol.
i think it’s “coffin case,” not “casket case”
(also have one)
Yeah, I think you’re right. Casket sounded weird when I typed it.
it’s coffin
You think dead guys get big penises?
Oh….just you wait…
Wait for what? Are you in hospice care?
They don’t get any bigger than they already are. Thats called elephantitus.
B-yo, I believe it’s a reference to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDOC7JRDzYI
I would have expected you to get that, of all people.
That song makes my junk get so hard. But seriously, stop wasting that scrampagne, Ying Yang twins!
is it a threadjack if you go BACK on topic?
just in case you were confused about the difference between juicy campus and uva’s “actual” gossip site, this explains it nicely: http://www.streakthelawn.com/2008/02/19/this-is-not-juicy/
on a scale of 1 to suck, streakthelawn blows, though i’ll admit that JC takes the cake.
which reminds me of a joke: why was jesus so popular with the ladies?
/hiding again
That song makes my junk get so hard.
oh yeah, I forgot about nanigans - gary cooper has the 2nd biggest penis in charlottesville…
(jack back!)
I hear Streak the Lawn is a repository of hate speech, homophobia and general potty-talk
/don’t blame me, I just post what I hear
@29 because he was hung like this?
/stretches arms out
/hides too
@ 31 - it’s a wretched hive of scum and villainy!
@ 32 - n…no? no. no! not at all what i was going for! get out of this velvet closet; it’s mine. and put that damn space bag away before someone gets hurt.
…oh, that’s not your space bag, is it…
@27 but of course! I am definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed. My only defense was that I was reading the login like a vanity plate. Which is not much of a defense, really. Should have gone with the Chewbacca defense. Bad dj.
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