OMG, like WCAV didn’t know Craigslist has hookers

Posted by Thor on February 25th, 2008 25 Comments

A little birdie sends in a report from WCAV which details a conversation one of their reports had with one of the supposed hookers (or police officers). If you are over 18, (not safe for work) to go to the Charlottesville erotic services section to see for yourself.

There are plenty of advertising ladies of the night. So many in fact, that craigslist decided that they needed ALL of the following categories:

w4m m4m m4w w4w t4m m4t  mw4mw mw4w mw4m w4mw m4mw w4ww m4mm mm4m ww4w ww4m mm4w m4ww w4mm t4mw mw4t

I don’t even know what half these  mean.  Anyway, it’s no surprise to me that hookers use craigslist to advertise.  It’s free, it’s well trafficked and now it hit mainstream media.  WCAV had a conversation with “Alecia” about these services.

Highlights include:

Alecia: 150 an hour, a 100 for thirty minutes.

Mark: What exactly do you get?

Alecia: Typically we’re talking in French, and we’re talking Greek

Mark: What do you mean by French and Greek?

Alecia: French is a **** *** Greek is **** and anything between that is just regular…sex.

I have no idea what that means, but maybe you do.

[via WCAV]

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25 Responses to “OMG, like WCAV didn’t know Craigslist has hookers”

  1. 25 Feb 2008 at 7:39 am1shenanigans said:

    Now’s a bad time to mention that my new job involves talking in french…?

    /not a hooker

  2. 25 Feb 2008 at 8:15 am2colfer said:

    Some brilliant people on http://www.cvillenews.com/2008/02/21/craigslist-hookers/ figured what those mean by counting the asterisks. Also, we like how Alecia blames ‘“your husbands”. Truth to power.

  3. 25 Feb 2008 at 8:24 am3Esteban said:

    I know a local madam. Well, not personally. But when she walks back, someone seemingly always goes, “oh, that’s a local madam.”

    The linked cvillenews does raise a good point - this town could use a Hooters.

  4. 25 Feb 2008 at 8:35 am4Blanco Nino said:

    hmmm…i didn’t see this article on their website. i guess i was too busy reading their exclusive report on the pope’s religious affiliation.

  5. 25 Feb 2008 at 9:06 am5oy said:

    BN - check out the article on the fecal depositing habits of ursines

  6. 25 Feb 2008 at 10:11 am6Street said:

    Um…perhaps I have not drank enough coffee, but what the heck does “t4mw” mean? Time for morose wombats?
    Trade for my wookie? Training for muscular widows?…and how does “mw4t”(Mr. Wiggles’ four tattoos?) differ from the former? I am made of confused.

  7. 25 Feb 2008 at 10:19 am7Greg Brady said:

    T=tranny

    I’m the a-hole.

  8. 25 Feb 2008 at 10:20 am8colfer said:

    Trannies. What, you never lived in Richmond?

  9. 25 Feb 2008 at 10:35 am9Street said:

    Thanks for your quick responses. Never lived in Richmond, but I had a tranny roommate in Austin. (I didn’t know he was a tranny ’til I got home after work @ 3 a.m., and he was prancing around the living room) That was the last time I moved in with a stranger.

  10. 25 Feb 2008 at 12:27 pm10belmont yo said:

    You will need some of this…

    http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/9383/trannyhoneyvn2.jpg

  11. 25 Feb 2008 at 12:41 pm11Silmo Syrup said:

    @10 - Trany Honey calims to “Stops Leaks”.

  12. 25 Feb 2008 at 1:18 pm12Street said:

    Thanks, honey b yo. :P

    @11 - I am not going to touch that one. No, not even if you pay me,

  13. 25 Feb 2008 at 1:20 pm13Street said:

    crap! I cannot use the strike command here? scratch out that honey. I need to get my head checked.<–that was almost an awful typo.

  14. 25 Feb 2008 at 1:30 pm14Stanley said:

    <strike> used to work. Did it go bye-bye with the redesign?

    Test

  15. 25 Feb 2008 at 1:31 pm15Stanley said:

    Works for me, Street.

  16. 25 Feb 2008 at 1:45 pm16Lu Sid said:

    Street that wasn’t an ALMOST awful typo, that was an awful typo. Of all the places to bring you and B yo out of the closet this post was the most appropriate. :)

  17. 25 Feb 2008 at 1:58 pm17belmont yo said:

    Aw honey, I’ll teach you html when you get home.

    ./ nothing will bring me out of the velvet closet though Lu.

  18. 25 Feb 2008 at 2:00 pm18Street said:

    Gah! I am a maroon moron.I really must stop trying to use the wrong codes here. I help run a site with 80,000 members, and we use different coding there. (no, I’m not going to post our url) :P
    I forsee drinks in the near future. Like, 2 minutes from now.

  19. 25 Feb 2008 at 2:19 pm19belmont yo said:

    But you hit me when your drunk! You’re tearing this family apart!

    Thats it, off to the Faux ‘Mo Battered Posters Shelter with me tonight.

  20. 25 Feb 2008 at 2:23 pm20trillian said:

    sure beats the hell out of standing on a street corner. it’s cold out there…

    /not actually a prostitute. do think it should be legal.

  21. 25 Feb 2008 at 2:28 pm21Street said:

    @19 - You can’t make me go back there! The wombat therapy in truffle oil is insane! How is catching one of those greasy little buggers helping our relationship anyways? Get back into your velvet closet, and don’t come out until happy hour.

  22. 25 Feb 2008 at 2:58 pm22ff said:

    Things are getting spict on craigslist and it’s not the chorizo.

  23. 25 Feb 2008 at 7:32 pm23parlie said:

    you guys i’ll admit that i stole this, but it’s hilarious:

    Potential title for a porn star’s autobiography:
    Don’t Come On My Face And Tell Me It’s Raining

  24. 25 Feb 2008 at 8:08 pm24Silmo Syrup said:

    Companion book:

    What if pee on your face? And Other Questions of a Porn Star’s Lover

  25. 25 Feb 2008 at 8:15 pm25parlie said:

    one in the hand is worth two in the bush: proverbs of the bordello

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