A little birdie sends in a report from WCAV which details a conversation one of their reports had with one of the supposed hookers (or police officers). If you are over 18, (not safe for work) to go to the Charlottesville erotic services section to see for yourself.
There are plenty of advertising ladies of the night. So many in fact, that craigslist decided that they needed ALL of the following categories:
w4m m4m m4w w4w t4m m4t mw4mw mw4w mw4m w4mw m4mw w4ww m4mm mm4m ww4w ww4m mm4w m4ww w4mm t4mw mw4t
I don’t even know what half these mean. Anyway, it’s no surprise to me that hookers use craigslist to advertise. It’s free, it’s well trafficked and now it hit mainstream media. WCAV had a conversation with “Alecia” about these services.
Highlights include:
Alecia: 150 an hour, a 100 for thirty minutes.
Mark: What exactly do you get?
Alecia: Typically we’re talking in French, and we’re talking Greek
Mark: What do you mean by French and Greek?
Alecia: French is a **** *** Greek is **** and anything between that is just regular…sex.
I have no idea what that means, but maybe you do.
[via WCAV]
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Now’s a bad time to mention that my new job involves talking in french…?
/not a hooker
Some brilliant people on http://www.cvillenews.com/2008/02/21/craigslist-hookers/ figured what those mean by counting the asterisks. Also, we like how Alecia blames ‘“your husbands”. Truth to power.
I know a local madam. Well, not personally. But when she walks back, someone seemingly always goes, “oh, that’s a local madam.”
The linked cvillenews does raise a good point – this town could use a Hooters.
hmmm…i didn’t see this article on their website. i guess i was too busy reading their exclusive report on the pope’s religious affiliation.
BN – check out the article on the fecal depositing habits of ursines
Um…perhaps I have not drank enough coffee, but what the heck does “t4mw” mean? Time for morose wombats?
Trade for my wookie? Training for muscular widows?…and how does “mw4t”(Mr. Wiggles’ four tattoos?) differ from the former? I am made of confused.
T=tranny
I’m the a-hole.
Trannies. What, you never lived in Richmond?
Thanks for your quick responses. Never lived in Richmond, but I had a tranny roommate in Austin. (I didn’t know he was a tranny ’til I got home after work @ 3 a.m., and he was prancing around the living room) That was the last time I moved in with a stranger.
You will need some of this…
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/9383/trannyhoneyvn2.jpg
@10 – Trany Honey calims to “Stops Leaks”.
Thanks, honey b yo.
@11 – I am not going to touch that one. No, not even if you pay me,
crap! I cannot use the strike command here? scratch out that honey. I need to get my head checked.<–that was almost an awful typo.
<strike> used to work. Did it go bye-bye with the redesign?
TestWorks for me, Street.
Street that wasn’t an ALMOST awful typo, that was an awful typo. Of all the places to bring you and B yo out of the closet this post was the most appropriate.
Aw honey, I’ll teach you html when you get home.
./ nothing will bring me out of the velvet closet though Lu.
Gah! I am a
maroonmoron.I really must stop trying to use the wrong codes here. I help run a site with 80,000 members, and we use different coding there. (no, I’m not going to post our url)I forsee drinks in the near future. Like, 2 minutes from now.
But you hit me when your drunk! You’re tearing this family apart!
Thats it, off to the Faux ‘Mo Battered Posters Shelter with me tonight.
sure beats the hell out of standing on a street corner. it’s cold out there…
/not actually a prostitute. do think it should be legal.
@19 – You can’t make me go back there! The wombat therapy in truffle oil is insane! How is catching one of those greasy little buggers helping our relationship anyways? Get back into your velvet closet, and don’t come out until happy hour.
Things are getting spict on craigslist and it’s not the chorizo.
you guys i’ll admit that i stole this, but it’s hilarious:
Potential title for a porn star’s autobiography:
Don’t Come On My Face And Tell Me It’s Raining
Companion book:
What if pee on your face? And Other Questions of a Porn Star’s Lover
one in the hand is worth two in the bush: proverbs of the bordello
If you don’t want the seevices don’t call but don’t mess it up for all of us johns who love the company of a cheap beauty.
I want the SEEVICES! Ooooohhh!
why fuck a whore when there are plenty of sluts to go around?
/you don’t pay them for sex, you pay them to leave afterward…
@29 It’s going to be a good day when you start it with a quote from Charlie Sheen.
Oh! I just got it. French is a hand job and Greek is anal. Whoa.
French = Oral
Oh! Blow job.
I love it when you talk dirty…
@32 your knowledge in this area seems quite extensive
You’ve figure me out. I’m a crack whore.