Pink Balls Return to Belmont?

Posted by Thor on February 26th, 2008 19 Comments

BALLS OVER BELMONT!

Tuffy sends us in visual evidence from last night (2/25/2008):

pink paintball belmont

He explains:

Pink Paintballs spotted in Belmont right by Mas. Keep youryes peeled. But don’t get pink eye. The pic may look like gross gum spit, but the paintball casing was about feet (1.2 meters) away.

So, are they back? Did anyone get pink paintballed?

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19 Responses to “Pink Balls Return to Belmont?”

  1. 26 Feb 2008 at 7:53 am1parlie said:

    sorry no balls, but i woke up to a bunch of gunshots the other night. it was the best feeling ever.

  2. 26 Feb 2008 at 8:49 am2Silmo Syrup said:

    whoops, sorry parlie, didn’t mean to wake you

  3. 26 Feb 2008 at 8:56 am3oy said:

    yeah, we thought we saw Thor, so we popped off a few caps

  4. 26 Feb 2008 at 8:57 am4Thor said:

    Do I have to bring out the hammer?

  5. 26 Feb 2008 at 9:09 am5Smiley said:

    “Sorry no balls”? Careful there, parlie. Be very careful.

  6. 26 Feb 2008 at 9:17 am6belmont yo said:

    I don’t know if I have the energy for another pink paintball thread.

  7. 26 Feb 2008 at 9:32 am7oy said:

    how about a “no balls parlie” thread?

  8. 26 Feb 2008 at 9:34 am8parlie said:

    careful with… my balls? not a single advance has been made by man being careful with his balls.

  9. 26 Feb 2008 at 9:42 am9belmont yo said:

    how about a “no balls parlie” thread?

    That I think I can handle, especially if it ends up on the local news like last time.

    And parlie, do not taunt happy fun balls

  10. 26 Feb 2008 at 9:42 am10Gobbler said:

    careful….advances have been made by parlie on single men’s balls.

  11. 26 Feb 2008 at 9:46 am11parlie said:

    that escalated quickly.

  12. 26 Feb 2008 at 9:53 am12Gobbler said:

    you had it comin’

  13. 26 Feb 2008 at 9:57 am13oy said:

    shock and awe, baby, shock and awe

    (penis!!)

  14. 26 Feb 2008 at 10:22 am14Street said:

    I’d rather have pink balls than blue balls.

    /crawls under rock

  15. 26 Feb 2008 at 10:28 am15oy said:

    I’ve got both - long story

  16. 26 Feb 2008 at 10:42 am16Smiley said:

    “long story”? Careful there, oy. Be very careful.

  17. 26 Feb 2008 at 10:48 am17oy said:

    sometimes the story is longer, sometimes shorter

  18. 26 Feb 2008 at 10:53 am18Smiley said:

    Nevermind. I need to leave the sarcasm to parlie.

  19. 26 Feb 2008 at 10:54 am19Gobbler said:

    Yeah, parlie the sarcastrator.

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