Pink Balls Return to Belmont?

Posted by Thor on February 26th, 2008 19 Comments

BALLS OVER BELMONT!

Tuffy sends us in visual evidence from last night (2/25/2008):

pink paintball belmont

He explains:

Pink Paintballs spotted in Belmont right by Mas. Keep youryes peeled. But don’t get pink eye. The pic may look like gross gum spit, but the paintball casing was about feet (1.2 meters) away.

So, are they back? Did anyone get pink paintballed?

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19 Responses to “Pink Balls Return to Belmont?”

  1. 26 Feb 2008 at 7:53 am
    1 parlie said:

    sorry no balls, but i woke up to a bunch of gunshots the other night. it was the best feeling ever.

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  2. 26 Feb 2008 at 8:49 am
    2 Silmo Syrup said:

    whoops, sorry parlie, didn’t mean to wake you

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  3. 26 Feb 2008 at 8:56 am
    3 oy said:

    yeah, we thought we saw Thor, so we popped off a few caps

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  4. 26 Feb 2008 at 8:57 am
    4 Thor said:

    Do I have to bring out the hammer?

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  5. 26 Feb 2008 at 9:09 am
    5 Smiley said:

    “Sorry no balls”? Careful there, parlie. Be very careful.

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  6. 26 Feb 2008 at 9:17 am
    6 belmont yo said:

    I don’t know if I have the energy for another pink paintball thread.

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  7. 26 Feb 2008 at 9:32 am
    7 oy said:

    how about a “no balls parlie” thread?

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  8. 26 Feb 2008 at 9:34 am
    8 parlie said:

    careful with… my balls? not a single advance has been made by man being careful with his balls.

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  9. 26 Feb 2008 at 9:42 am
    9 belmont yo said:

    how about a “no balls parlie” thread?

    That I think I can handle, especially if it ends up on the local news like last time.

    And parlie, do not taunt happy fun balls

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  10. 26 Feb 2008 at 9:42 am
    10 Gobbler said:

    careful….advances have been made by parlie on single men’s balls.

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  11. 26 Feb 2008 at 9:46 am
    11 parlie said:

    that escalated quickly.

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  12. 26 Feb 2008 at 9:53 am
    12 Gobbler said:

    you had it comin’

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  13. 26 Feb 2008 at 9:57 am
    13 oy said:

    shock and awe, baby, shock and awe

    (penis!!)

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  14. 26 Feb 2008 at 10:22 am
    14 Street said:

    I’d rather have pink balls than blue balls.

    /crawls under rock

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  15. 26 Feb 2008 at 10:28 am
    15 oy said:

    I’ve got both – long story

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  16. 26 Feb 2008 at 10:42 am
    16 Smiley said:

    “long story”? Careful there, oy. Be very careful.

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  17. 26 Feb 2008 at 10:48 am
    17 oy said:

    sometimes the story is longer, sometimes shorter

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  18. 26 Feb 2008 at 10:53 am
    18 Smiley said:

    Nevermind. I need to leave the sarcasm to parlie.

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  19. 26 Feb 2008 at 10:54 am
    19 Gobbler said:

    Yeah, parlie the sarcastrator.

    Reply

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