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The Florida Marlins are recruiting men for its new cheer squad, the “Manatees.” [NBC4] For the auditions, applicants were recommended to have “big bellies with big jiggles and big feet with the best dance moves.”
I love this. None of that “big-boned” or “curvalicious” BS. Big bellies. Yeah. And big feet, too, so they’ll have big, jiggly… toes.
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HAHHAHAHA!!
ok b yo, you are forgiven for posting that other pic in the Hackers post. I think.
I dont know why they would do this, don’t they know small is beautiful.
nothing is hotter than toe fat.
nothing.
wow, my home state has a way of always making me proud.
that’s basically what the regular marlins cheerleaders (“mermaids”) looked like anyways, but with hooker boots & a lot of makeup.
oh, the huge manatee!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ulrichp/1362599/
Ha! Poor thing. I think I adopted a manatee or a whale or something when I was little. I got a picture of it in the mail and everything. I received a note from it recently asking to be returned to its birth mother. Since I can’t remember what kind of animal it was, I can see how it would find me to be a negligent adoption parent.
i did that too, lilith! i adopted whale for a while. a believe it’s name was “cats paw” or something slightly odd like that because of a marking on it’s tail. and they would send me pictures of it’s tail periodically. i don’t remember when i started being delinquent, but mine soon decided i wasn’t being supportive enough as well.
i remember a lot of hullaballoo about manatees being hurt by speedboats, and how we should outlaw modern technology to save them, or some other such tree-huggery. i guess if you have time to worry about stuff like that then that’s nice for you, but the rest of us are trying to figure out how a marshmellow and an elephant manged to create such an adorable lovechild, and how we can employ this spawn to generate cold, hard revenue.
it’s true, they all have gashes in their backs from the propellers. it’s sad.
they get hurt and killed a lot by speedboats. they can cause some really gruesome injuries. it’s actually a federal law in florida that you can’t harm a manatee because their population is dwindling so much. very sad.
Obese male cheerleaders are an endangered species too.
/because I care so much
Oh the huge man-titty
/so very, very sorry. poor impulse control.
why, b yo? why? more importantly why did i have to look? ahhh!
haha, yes, lilith, we know you care. and i quote: “i care about the little people. and by little people i mean really LARGE people.”
i once dated a girl whose world view was such that if i pointed out something she had said that was wrong or hurtful, then the shame or remorse she felt was not her fault, but actually mine, for turning the mirror around and causing her to feel guilt. it was the ultimate in transference, and quite simply, it was just plain old fashioned crazy.
so then, with that in mind, i re-read 10-12. my point is that you guys are bad for making me feel bad.
Oh, B’Yo. Eww. Big man-titty not good for my brain.
I think I planted a tree in some forest somewhere, when I was a kid. There was a certificate involved for that, too. I’m sure the Bush administration made sure that it was sold to some logger and used for printing The National Review, or something.
@16 – parlie, after reading whatever that was you just posted on the hacker thread, i refuse to feel bad for making you feel bad. my brain hurts.
b yo, don’t force me to burn down your velvet closet. I’m glad I ate before viewing that pic. I think.
Oh the huge man-titty
I’ll be in my bunk
I’ll be in my bunk
Bwah! Thanks, oy. I’m hearing Jayne, from “Firefly” saying that in my head.
i think perhaps, today i am taking the day off from allowing anything i have read on the site to sink into my brain.
thanks for playing and for being.
i’ll check in tomorrow…
going to use some mental floss now.
I’m hearing Jayne, from “Firefly” saying that in my head.
and now I’m seeing Morena Baccarin who played Inara.
Damn, I’ll be in my bunk. Again.
Damn, I’ll be in my bunk. Again.
Just be careful if Vera is in there, too.
i adopted whale for a while
I did too… but I forgot to feed it and it died. Oh well
Just be careful if Vera is in there, too.
I have too much work to do for you to be putting bunk-worthy images into my sick little brain….
linkypoo
You know where I’ll be….
Oh, wow. Flashback of the poison lipstick variety! I do tend to forget that there ever was a Mrs. Mal. Thanks, oy!
I adopted the Japanese fisherman that got Silmo’s whale…
i can’t tell you how happy i am that this kinda jacked into a firefly thread. woohoo!
also, byo: thanks for the mammaries!