Ah, yes the week of daylight savings time (the hidden Armageddon). Some dude told me daylight savings time was created to make more money for the business folk. I have no idea what he was talking about, but I am sure we had a great week. Between confessions, snakes and tornadoes, things were pretty intense. We cooled down a little with some cucumber lemonade at The Box and some various new scenes. Make sure you check out our CVS debate and don’t forget that China and Charlottesville are in a Jell-O match of death. Happy reading.
We wake up to a typical Broadway style shooting, right in our own backyard. If that wasn’t enough to wake you up on Monday, we heard some My Girl, Talkin’ Bout My Girl from over the weekend. Besides the Temptations, Lilith graced several local scenes with her heavenly body; she loves the new scene at Cassis.
Then, we decided to go a little farmer on ya’lls asses. That’s right, between them snakes, those pig farmers and some brewed beverages, we decided that, duh, snakes are scary, farmer Brown got his warning’, and Blue Mountain beer tastes good.
If that wasn’t enough, we had our fifth Armageddon: God’s Flood (which didn’t actually happen until late Saturday night). We took a close look at some pictures of Charlottesville’s graffiti wall . Check the pictures out if you haven’t seen them yet.
On the lighter side of things, we had a few cvillain birthdays. Many spanks!
cocoNUT came in and dropped the c-bomb on the UVA honor code and an alien attack. What did we learn.. to look at the details a little more before we write a post. 
And, then, a vortex and an international conflict hit Charlottesville. We had another Armageddon warning, this time Tornados and China threatened to kick Charlottesville’s ass!
Back to the food, we finally give The Box its much needed review. Verdict… It rocks, although a little pricey for some noodles. We also debate energy consumption at the City Market.
Guess what else we learned about ourselves? We are way hornier than our friends across the pond, we totally want to do confessions, but everyone is scared, and we are way more active than people think we are.
Local business and restaurant gossip-wise, we got a lot of heated debate about the CVS and learned some hot gossip on the local food industry.
To round up the week, Donk discovered a group of birdies that someone spray painted in the real world. All in all, it was a great week.
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Congratulations mc, on taking everyone’s cash dollars! Buy a lil’ sumpin fo yo sef.
thanks b-yo, you were a fantastic adversary! villainettes: where should I spend my winnings on a non-slutty but still attractive dress? industry?
what about the place on the corner (that was once called the corner outlet)?
it can be hit or miss, but sometimes it’ll surprise ya.
and if you are going to industry- you could peek around the corner to pearl. also, i’ve never been, but how about eloise, anyone?
oooo, good call. there’s finch, pretty pricey, but I think you’re talking about that new/used place off university. I haven’t checked them out yet.
/totally threadjacking this for a girly clothes conversation.
i haven’t either- if you go feel free to report back…
cocoNUT came in and dropped the c-bomb on the UVA honor code
Did I read that right? The C-bomb? Is that like when someone rolls a grenade into the room and it doesn’t go off? Is that ‘C’ for Contrarian? Critical? Caustic? Contumacious? Cockamamie? Contumelious? Cretinous? Cuntabulous? (alright, I made that last one up). The more cocoNUT writes the more credibility he lends to anyone supporting the opposite view on every subject he’s touched. C-bomb indeed.
I used to shop at Eloise more, but it’s stressful. It’s very expensive and I feel like the staff person watching me KNOWS I’m not going to buy $200 worth of ribbon belts and can see into my Lily Pulitzer-hating soul.
The more cocoNUT writes the more credibility he lends to anyone supporting the opposite view on every subject he’s touched
c-bomb (n.) - an opinion expressed on the internet with such fallibility that the reader is immediately drawn to the opposite opinion, regardless of its veracity.
@8 I just emailed you. And that is hilarious!
excellent! let’s bust out a cvillain glossary update.
Doof: Thanks for sticking around keeping us chickies safe. mc Happy shopping.
Go mc!!!! But you’re not gonna be able to get anything from Industry, that place is ’spensive.
Whelp, I’m heading off to the Satellite Ballroom to see Accordion Death Squad and Trees On Fire. I’m going to dance my ass off until I resemble a twitching puddle of orgasmic goo.
That is all.
um….I mean…have a great night, y’all!!!