Posted by lilith on March 12th, 2008
This one has to be epic.
“Each of our companions is not only beautiful, but also a product of an exceptionally fine background, well-educated and an accomplished success in her right… When seeking an evening date, a weekend travel companion, or a friend to accompany you to our next business or social event our models are perfect preference.”
But can they has cheeseburger? Seriously, Emperors’ Club website, stop speaking in, umm, model. Shut up and look pretty.
Slate Hot Documents: The Website for Eliot Spitzer’s Escort Service 3-10-08
“Converse celebrates 100 years in the shoe business this year.”
100 year old Converse. I know how THAT will go. “Nice shoes, wanna fwhat the? Eww! Keep them on!”
USAToday: That iconic Converse shoe steps into centennial 3-12-08
“Those numbers translate into an estimated 3.2 million adolescent females infected with one of the four most common STDs – many of whom may not even know they have a disease or that they are passing it to their sex partners.”
Hoo loves protection?
Boston Globe: Study: 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD 3-12-08
We now break from your regularly scheduled programming of lewd news commentary to remind women that a teeny tiny shot sucks less and costs less than cervical cancer. Call your OB-GYN and make an appointment for your HPV vaccination today. I’m sorry to get all serious on you, but it’s kind of a big deal.
“An estimated 1,200 Irish-born men and women are living with a same-sex partner in the United States … Two-thirds of Irish-born same-sex partners in the US are women Irish-born same-sex partners are highly educated – more than four in ten have a college degree…”
Quit stealing all our hot lesbians with all your Bono accents and Riverdance moves and boiled potato stews!
365Gay.com: Study: Third Of Irish In Gay Relationships Now Live In US 3-11-08
“One of the old jokes from the late-’90s bubble was that there are only two numbers on the Internet: infinity and zero. The first, at least as it applied to stock market valuations, proved false. But the second is alive and well. The Web has become the land of the free.”
Whatev. Free means being the governor of NY and using it to pick up prostitutes. : ( lol kthxbye
Wired: Free! Why $0.00 Is the Future of Business 2-25-08
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Not to be nitpicky, but Spitzer is the governor of New York state, not the mayor of NYC…
But he can still be the mayor of HoTown. If Huggy Bear doesn’t still have dibs.
Oh God. I’m reliving seventh grade see-through Umbros embarrassment level right now. Thank you Lurker.
For $5,500, she better paint my house as well.
/spitzer, I hardly even knew her!
Spitzer resigns today @ 11:30
“CNN Admits: We Shouldn’t Have Used Alleged Stripper Biter as Spitzer Commentator.” http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/11/cnn-admits-we-shouldnt-_n_91069.html
Hee, hee. I love the interwebs.
my hump day date was not hot
Spitzer’s honey bunches of ho’s: http://www.myspace.com/ninavenetta
Q: how many eliot spitzer jokes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: shut up.
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