Ladies and Gentlemen, Let me introduce you to the mystery of the red panties. Red panties began on this site as a mention in our New Year’s Post by one of our own, Lu Sid. Well, the legacy continued and there have been several other mentions over the last few months.
Most notably we had some very brave (and beautiful) ladies at the Crush Party sporting Red Panties. Picture evidence below:
Now, it’s your turn.
Crush has sponsored the competition. The winner will get a $25 dollar bottle of wine for free from Gregg @ Crush. Stop by and thank him for sponsoring. Yipee!!!
The rules are: there are no rules.
You must submit a picture to GOSSIP@CVILLAIN.COM (max three pictures per person) of red panties in and around Charlottesville. Picture should be no larger than 500px wide and 500px long.
The picture can be photoshopped, people wearing red panties in real life, guys with red panties on their heads. paintings of red panties, red panties placed in funny locations around town, graffiti red pants, etc.
Use your imagination and try to make things relevant to Charlottesville. No nudity!
We will stick entries into one big thread and let the readers vote on the coolest use of red panties in Charlottesville. Winner gets the wine.
All entries must be submitted no later than March 24th at Midnight! Have fun!
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UVa grad Spitzer’s hooker booker
I’m sure she had something to do with red panties!
“The rules are: there are no rules.”
…
“No nudity!”
Make up your mind!
First rule of red panties competition: no talking about red panties competition.
Are multiple entries allowed?
B’yo if you want to stick 4 pictures into the same 500×500 thats cool, but let’s do one submission per person? cool?
The idea of nudity sounds great till the the moobies start hitting the in box-
“what has been seen cannot be unseen seen without the use of much tequila!”
No. Not cool.
I will submit if I must, but I don’t want to.
I want to uncork the idea machine and decant from the left, diggity?
Ooooor, I could pick my best for the contest and then flood the comments with non eligible entries.
Or my head could explode.
Ok, no more than 3 submissions per person? This time we are going to show the pictures without the names of the people.
I don’t care, what do others think is the best way to do it?
Wait, you did say red pantry, right?
Cool. Im on it.
How long do we have?
Sorry. It helps when one actually reads the article.
I say three per person. Nudity allowed, but linked and marked NSFW. No names!!!!
What about a pretty panel of panty perusing participants pick the perfect panty pictures for peeking peeps and perps?
Ahh, the allure of alliteration.
longest meaningful alliteration (non p words end it) gets eternal fame….
10 words - Pretty pink panties present precarious platitudes producing perplexed, punished people
Alliteration articulates an artistic and alacritous approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accoutrements as alarmingly affective alignments. Alliteration allows aspiring authors abilities above average approaches. Alliterative adroitness accentuates accomplishments (an appealing aspect appalling artistic arrangements attempt abominably). Allowing additional anterior alphanumerics, although adumbrating aesthetic accuracy, affords abortive artistic acuity. Ancient alliterations affirm archeological assertions accrediting archaic artistic alliterative ascendancy. Albeit acutely arduous, alliteration affects antonymous allegory, an absolute actualization alluding asomatous abstruse anima.
Yes, I stole this, so no eternal fame for me.
Alliterates are anal.
Alliteration’s adversaries assume absolute alliteration absurd. “After all, any arrant application as abrasive as absolute alliteration assures awkwardness and altercation”, an avid automatic alliteration antagonist alludes.
Arguments against alliteration:
-Arguably, alliterative A’s are assonant and aren’t actually authentic.
-Alliteration arouses absolute amazement amongst asinine associates.
-Average Americans absolutely abhor any (and all) alliteration.
-Alligators aren’t alliterators, although alligators are absolutely awesome.
Street succeeds; sceptics scurry.
cVillain consciously creates comtemporary contests controlling creative conquests, conspiculously conspiring cohorts continually.
(if it makes no sense my excuse is that I’m sick.)
Street sick; syntax suffers.
thor’s thread thunders thus thoroughly thrashing thoughtless theses
Panties proposed pulled, popping pink posies proffered portentously, puffy pudenda painlessly plied, petted, piping pangs pushed prodded, promised, pellmell positively pulchritudinously poured paradisaically propulsively profound, pasty pallor privately perfervidly pounced purple, pelvic play, patient, purloins passion, prelapsarian peace, peeled pears prone, possibilities pawed.
pulchritudinously
Oh come on, now.
Disco doesn’t dare designate dandiness. Wednesday’s waxings will wow with winsome winding wistfulness. Tables tempt tomorrow’s tappy toes today. Elevate erotically, emotively, elegantly and enmasse with esc at escafé!
Or not.
Princess Peppermint proposed pantyless pictures. Pillow persuaded Prince Peter Polvolnich perused Princess Peppermint pouty pertness, pointedly perplexed. Paparazzi Pauper Paul prepared precarious perches previously positioned. Papers purchased Princess’s Peppermint pantyless pictures. Pauper Paul painted Prince Peter’s Porsche purple perhaps postponing punishment permanently. Pardoned Pauper Paul purloined previously prepared papers. Purgatory postponed.
Glad to see the photo finally made it online. I suspected this was what was going on down the hall when the girls disappeared with the photographer. (My delicate sensibilities were unable to imagine anything else going on.)
Only question: what took so long?
Y’all (in this thread) are a bunch of wordsmithin’ fools.
brutus barks, besmirching boneheads before beckoning beer by barely-bellied babes.
Lys is in that picture as well
THE RULES!
its on the can in the back
Why do pictures of Cvillains always have to be of hot girls. Why don’t you ever use pictures of the fuggo Cvillains?
fuggo cVillains? Pffft! There’s no such thing. We are all beautiful. (in our own ways)
beauty is in the eye of the beholder, grape.
even I’m beautiful?
James Blunt thinks so.
He said so. Bluntly.
Hey, Thor did I win the eternal fame thing yet? Or do I have to wait till the 24th
@34 - Well of course you’re beautiful
Your panties are beautiful too.
You do, Max. I had to look up perloined to make sure things made sense!
no matter what they say?
If they say you’re not beautiful, they are grossly misinformed. Those stooges.
Now that I have eternal fame I wonder if it can trade it for a green pub crawl hat on Saturday?
@27: I’m not quite sure what you’re saying, Street, but those babes can bring me beer anytime they want. Or… I’d be happy to buy them a beer.
/glad to see the madness is over
I’m also just now reading this thread, too. The Lysol can comment, batesville hoo, GENIUS. And b yo, the James Blunt, GENIUS. I am so humbled. That sounds facetious, which sucks, but seriously, you guys make me do my manly belly laugh. Which could have been heard on 106.1 the Corner earlier when Brad played MY SONG (and me requesting it). I love you Corner.
Speaking of the word “humble,” it took me the longest time to get that it’s “humble,” not “high,” in IMHO. That is so misused.
@44 I’m never quite sure what I mean either, but know that it’s always meant in the nicest way.
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