Albemarle County Cop Hits Car, We Have Pictures

Sorry, Albemarle County Police, we have to make fun of you when you get into fender benders.  Looks like a little accident!

Cop Hits Car

More pictures after the break..

They are going to make fun of me for years.
Cop Accident

I think I made a boo boo

Calling Dispatch

Checking Out the Damage

Checking Out the Damage

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32 Responses to “Albemarle County Cop Hits Car, We Have Pictures”

  1. 02 Apr 2008 at 10:19 amStreet said:

    Hahahaha! Scowly’s got mad M$ Paint skills!

  2. 02 Apr 2008 at 10:21 ambelmont yo said:

    Did they take it to the tow yard and then cite it?

  3. 02 Apr 2008 at 10:36 amThatGrrl said:

    Well, given that they had all that time to practice on pedestrians and the handicapped, cars really are the next logical level.

  4. 02 Apr 2008 at 10:38 amTuffy McFucklebee said:

    is that MS Paint or Mario Paint?

  5. 02 Apr 2008 at 10:40 amoy said:

    Is that an honest-to-gawd Mustang II? Haven’t seen one of those in a decade…

  6. 02 Apr 2008 at 10:56 ambelmont yo said:

    Its from the period ford doesn’t like to talk about… “the blind designers years”. Which is not to be confused with “the acid designers epoch.

    /yes, thats a ford

  7. 02 Apr 2008 at 11:00 amshenanigans said:

    Ahaha, it looks like he’s giving the blonde a back massage in the first pic.

  8. 02 Apr 2008 at 11:00 amTuffy McFucklebee said:

    that beast @6 has a washing machine for a door.

  9. 02 Apr 2008 at 11:21 amthe internet said:

    I saw later that the cops were taking photos of the scene. the took pictures of the bumper of the Mustang and the front of the cop car. They probably cited the lady with reckless driving.

  10. 02 Apr 2008 at 11:25 am434, baby! said:

    I’m sure it was ALL OVER the local news… I mean, it’s not like there’s anything else to report on

  11. 02 Apr 2008 at 11:31 amHighly Opinionatedly High said:

    Wow, that one officer is FAT??? How the heck can you be that fat and still pass the physical?

  12. 02 Apr 2008 at 11:33 amcolfer said:

    Not a Mustang II. Those were the big ones.

  13. 02 Apr 2008 at 11:40 amMax Bacon said:

    Is that woman elaine from the C&O?

  14. 02 Apr 2008 at 11:43 amcolfer said:

    My mistake, the late Mustang I is when it got big. Does look like a Mustag II, sorta:
    http://www.shnack.com/history/ads/lg1978-1.jpg

  15. 02 Apr 2008 at 11:49 amdoof said:

    Its a ‘74-’77 Mustang II, and speed, power and design-wise, about the equivalent of a Gremlin. They should have patted her down for weapons.

  16. 02 Apr 2008 at 11:51 ambatesville said:

    If you drive a Maverick, Pacer or Nova, the police are looking for you.
    The Gremlin and Mustang II have been caught.

  17. 02 Apr 2008 at 11:55 amThor said:

    @13, Yes I think so.

  18. 02 Apr 2008 at 11:57 amMax Bacon said:

    @17 well call her Thor and get the story!

  19. 02 Apr 2008 at 12:08 pmThatGrrl said:

    I dunno. An actual reporting assignment? That’s so structured! We like getting our news the old fashioned way: rumor and innuendo. However, if Thor gets the scoop over drinks, that fits the bill. Real work rarely involves drinks. I hate real work.

  20. 02 Apr 2008 at 12:09 pmThor said:

    It’s more fun to wait for the local media guys to rip the story from us and then do the reporting. It’s like they are my minions and they don’t even know it.

  21. 02 Apr 2008 at 12:13 pmdoof said:

    yeah, no one does that any more anyway:
    http://cvillain.com/2008/03/18/changing-of-the-guard-from-gimlets-to-jagerbombs/
    just make some shit up

  22. 02 Apr 2008 at 12:14 pmMax Bacon said:

    Drinks and sweetbreads while getting the lowdown on the 5-O. The best part is you could write it off.

  23. 02 Apr 2008 at 12:24 pmshenanigans said:

    @20: Ah ha ha ha. I like your attitiude.

  24. 02 Apr 2008 at 12:31 pmUva LaGrape said:

    one is never too fat to hold a gun

  25. 02 Apr 2008 at 12:39 pmfive said:

    This is too funny. Was he on Donuts?

  26. 02 Apr 2008 at 1:07 pmTuesday said:

    Wow! So do our precious tax dollars get to be put to good use to buy this cop and the guy that got hit a new car? Uck, next time I hit someone I am so saying, “well, a cop did it first.” I doubt it will work, but a girl can dream.

  27. 02 Apr 2008 at 2:32 pmR.P.Coltrane said:

    Speaking of tax payer dollars, the photos failed to show that at one point there was 4 squad cars on the scene. That’s some good police work there Lou, way to get the ugly cars off the streets.
    @16 I think you’re right

  28. 02 Apr 2008 at 3:09 pmthe internet said:

    Yes, there were 4 cop cars that showed up to help with this incident. Amazing! Poor lady.

  29. 02 Apr 2008 at 3:33 pmSilmo Syrup said:

    Only 4 cruisers. They usually have that many for a speeding ticket… plus a prisoner transport vehicle… and a motorcle cop thrown in for kicks.

  30. 02 Apr 2008 at 3:43 pmThatGrrl said:

    It does take a lot of people to destroy, um, oops…collect evidence.

  31. 02 Apr 2008 at 4:03 pmR.P.Coltrane said:

    Isn’t throwing motorcycle cops illegal? Similar to Florida’s ban on dwarf tossing?

  32. 02 Apr 2008 at 4:48 pmTim said:

    @6: Isn’t that from the Thunderbirds movie from a couple of years ago? (Which was directed by none other than Commander Riker himself). That doesn’t count as a real ford.

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