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University Police recently confirmed that J’Courtney Williams was arrested and charged with credt card theft and credit card fraud. In addition to this, Williams was charged with marijuana possession in February of 2008. WCAV reports that Williams has been dropped from the University if Virginia football program.
Williams has open myspace and facebook pages.
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1564740016
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/jcourtney
His description of himself from his Facebook page:
I am whatever you say I am, if i wasn’t then why would i say I am..I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING TAKE A KNEE AND THANK GOD,
THEN GO TO THE MIRROR LOOK MYSELF IN THE EYES
TODAY I DIDN’T WAKE UP WITH A WOMAN ON MY SIDE,
YESTERDAYI DIDN’T WAKE UP WITH A WOMAN ON MY SIDE
Neither THE DAYS BEFORE THAT NOR BEFORE THAT
I JUST REMEMBERED THE MOMENTS, CALL ME KODAK
Know THAT I DO MISS YOU BUT ITS YOUR DENIAL
THAT I MUST HOLD AGAINST YOU
SINCE YOU BEEN GONE I HAVE BEEN ALL ALONE
BUT ALONE IN STERIOD CUZ IT MAKES ME STRONG..Girl
Hair GONE IN THE WIND,
YOU CHEATED ON GODS SON BABY GIRL THAT’S A SIN
Now I FORGIVE YOU, BUT I CAN’T GIVE YOU
ANOTHER CHANCE MA, YOU ARE IN MY REARVIEW
AND I PUT THAT RING ON YOUR FINGER, I WAS ALL IN
BUT NOW IT’S JUST A SYMBOL OF WHAT COULD HAVE BEENGODDAMN; AND NOW IM BY MYSELF BUT
I don’t understand why people with this much potential (cover of ESPN, cover of Virginia Sports Report, etc.) mess up.
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Maybe he got sick of the Wahoos.
i don’t understand why the guy has a j’ in front of his name.
i never get why people (with any level of potential from 100 to -0) take Anything that is not theirs.
/”oh look! that’s not mine, how about i take it.”
Do I have to write his mom a letter?
Do I have to write Thor a letter reminding him of that fantastic and useful adjective “alleged” along with its adverbial form “allegedly”?
So he’s Eminem? But Em doesn’t steal. I’m confused.
Belmont, of course you should write a letter. Smarty pants! Also it seems ole Slade has both a mother and
father, so when you write your letter do not exclude the sperm donor!
Was he kicked out of UVA or just the football program?
Dear J’Mom,
You don’t know j’me, but when I read the news about the fruit of your loins I felt… I felt…
Wait. Somebody tell me how to feel…
Um, WOW! He had to know that if he stayed straight and flew right he would totally be making enough money for whatever he wanted someday. Why would he do this?
I’m not even sure what to say about the profiles…some inappropriate comments come to mind. I think I’ll refrain, for the good of the community.
I don’t even get the “woman by my side” thing.
He seems like such a nice young man. At least he got the UVA wardrobe right.
I don’t even get the “woman by my side” thing.
I could be wrong, but I believe what he was trying to say was this.
hahahah @11, thats great.
@12 Damn it feels good to be a flowchart.
Check the whole site: http://www.jamphat.com/rap/.
So much win, your head asplode.
Knock it off Belmont Yo or I will unplug your DJ playing thingy!
Was not trying to tell you how to feel, I was sharing an idea of a show of support. If someone wanted to
also support, an idea of how to do so was on the table. Made much easier but Spicy Bear.
but=by by Spicy Bear
unable to talk on the phone and type, oh so talented
Shen, how come this guy doesn’t deserve everyone’s sympathy?
“Oh his poor mama. She must be so sad. Boo hoo hooo.”
because he’s not white.
YOU CHEATED ON GODS SON BABY GIRL THAT’S A SIN
Now I FORGIVE YOU
Ummm, maybe the “J” is for Jesus?
Uh oh. Orchid went there.
Hopefully the ensuing flamewar will warm me up, as it is a little chilly today. I this was supposed to be spring. Seasons in this part of the world are so mis-sleeting.
I *thought* this, rather.
maybe people are less sympathetic because there is a fairly decent chance he went to UVA on football
scholarship. tuition paying parents can identify with that. UVA is very selective and expensive for out of state, heck expensive for some in state families. Just guessing, he is taking a spot and money than another kid could have gotten.
maybe people are more sympathetic, who knows.
I doubt for many folks color has absolutely no bearing. For me I do feel more sorry because his is brown.
Take that photo replace with a white boy, check your sympathy meter.
Nope. I had no sympathy for either punk. Actually a little more for this guy, cause his [alleged - happy?] crime didn’t potentially kill anyone.
@16: He deserves our sympathy for being a dumbass. Still, notice I’m NOT going to say “oh no wonder he did that, he’s black and listens to hip hop” or make jokes about him getting cornholed in prison.
you, also have my sympathy, shen.
You got Sympathy for the Devil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-ARdG5oseo
woot woot
A dumb-ass football player breaks the law (allegedly) and deserves our sympathy? How much sympathy did you have for Michael Vick, ‘nanigans? This guy was given opportunities most people never get and squandered them. I won’t feel bad when he gets what he (perhaps) deserves.
I’m confused.
He’s not wearing a red shirt. I don’t get it.
plus, it’s UVA - shouldn’t he be a “Lime Shirt First Year”?
Bound to be his parent’s fault hahaha
I was joking Doof. And Michael Vick can go fuck himself.
I wrote Michael Vick’s mom a letter, but by the time it got there, it was all dog-eared.
ouch.
B-yo, i don’t get it.
Shen, you are right about Vick.
Whoa. We agree? No more argue?
Belmont Yo, you are so unplugged!
Going to send you stamped engraved stationary, you letter writer you.
Gobbler, Belmont Yo is picking on poor old Ernest. Remember windsong stays on my mind. Belmont, Letters
~ Letters~:) Now, letters it go
stays on your mind. Going to invent a fragrance,
It wasn’t a joke. I really feel Mrs. Vick and all she must be going through. I mean, she is a mother! Her world must be upside down right now. I just wanted to give her support, and seeing as she already has an entire staff of servants at her estate, I thought a letter might do it. But the post office mongreled it. By the time it got there it looked like it was torn apart by pit bulls.
Now, letters it go
Now that was good.
And I am not “picking” on anyone, but rather taking my 49th stab at a tired old villain meme. Remember when you got in that fight with your sibling way back when and you threw a clock at his face and it left a bruised imprint of the hands Across his cheek? It wasn’t funny then, but now you guys laugh about it? This is that, but with an eye towards a more rapid intarwebz time frame.
Yes, shenanny, our common dislike for Vick has perhaps brought us closer together.
Ernie, you’re on you own. I know better than to take on J’yo. Try making fun of the fact that J’C prolly borrowed that sweater vest from the VC.
/who holds the patent on vel-clo?
@37: I know you’re making fun of me and that’s kinda crappy. I don’t know Michael Vick’s mom, sorry. If I did, I would feel bad for her. For having a fucking awful son.
J’Yo, eh? Its got a flavor, I mightsta could roll with it.
/”don’t judge me by the rocks that I got, im still, im still jelly from the block”
@39: Sweet. Let’s make jokes about how we hope he gets buttraped in prison. I wish he’d get 100 years.
Shen, don’t open Pandora’s Box again. We don’t need to compare shooting at people to fighting dogs.
our common dislike for Vick has perhaps brought us closer together
wow, Gobbs, you must be a pickup artist. Go out on a limb, take a stand!
“hey, baby, I like to breathe, you like to breathe - we have so much in common, want to hook up?”
/don’t bother - I know, “lame”
When, oh when, can it be ‘laugh about it’ time? When it it is, you let me know and we will. Until then, I will drop it all entirely. No more mom jokes for criminals posted here, as badly as I will be tempted. Cool? We’ll just do mom jokes like in the old days…
Your moms so stupid, she spent 40 minutes staring at the orange juice cause the can said “concentrate”.
What about Mr. Vick? Is it always about the mother? See what I have to look forward to!
If I believed which I do not, that parents are responsible for their kids evil actions then I vote
EVERYTHING is the father’s fault, yes indeed!
oh common, am I the only person to bring up their honor code AGAIN!?!?!?!?!?!
Hell Belmont Yo, I used to have two brothers. When I got pissed there was no clock throwing or the sort,
Now poor Ernest has no brothers. Looking back, I do laugh about it.
I just shot them
oh common
I believe you mean “come on”
/pet peeve
oy-welcome to the internet tee hee hee……..are we seriously going to enforce perfect grammar on this site for comments!?
Criminal psychology has a tendency to blame the mother, it’s a part of Freudian psychoanalysis and our larger culture. Not all that surprising. If you look at books on male serial killers they almost always cite a cold, distant and abusive or overly involved, manipulative and controlling mother as the source of said killer’s psychosis. Really, they say, he kills a whole bunch of women because he doesn’t have the stones to kill his mother.
/Sorry, academic spasm. I’ll stop now.
@43: Um, it’s not necessarily about the crime. It’s about the comments people were making about someone in our community. But yeah, if you wanna know, I think fighting dogs is worse than shooting at things.
@47: Hey, cocoNUT wanna go to Bohème tonight?
oh common
I believe you mean “come on”
/pet peeve
rotsky’d on cvillain? Oy, you are causing me e-schitzophrenia.
trillian, you just rained on my parade. whoops raining already thank god.
“cold, distant and abusive or overly involved, manipulative and controlling mother as the source of said killer’s psychosis”
my husband is officially band from my room! I’ve been living dangerously. Sounds like the stone could land on the
wrong person:)
Criminal psychology, fascinating and scary. I going straight to Amazon, library =getting off my lazy ass, no good
Oh, and cocoNUT? Why don’t you just have a seat in Room 267.
Picked this one
Criminal Psychology: A Beginner’s Guide
looked easy to read, no comments guys! Think you sparked my brain cell. going to be so in the know, that was
a funny
gimme a break, I SAID it was a pet peeve…
Criminal Psychology: A Beginner’s Guide
An excellent choice, Clarice.
don’t go shooting anyone over a pet peeve. Someone migth write a letter to your mother!
telling me not to shoot people is a pet peeve of mine. Prepare to be shot.
Shooting your mouth off is a canine companion annoyance of mine. Prepare to be told what to do.
cleverly renaming cliches is a canine companion annoyance of mine. Prepare to be pooped on.
“pet peeves” are a pet peeve of mine. Who names thier pet “peeves”?
oy vs. yo= hilarity
Not being prepared is a pet peeve of mine. Prepare to be prepared.
clever renaming is as cliche as peevish pets. you killed my father. prepare to die.
No killing! someone will write your mother.
matrilineal communication with a pen requires a medium on which to hold the ink. prepare to be papered.
Yeah, we heard you the first time you said that @ 59. Still not as funny as 60-62.
you killed my father. prepare to die.
An excellent choice, Clarice.
Sit on it, Potsie
Congratulations, yo. You have achieved the humorous pop-culture reference hat trick. Now, if you could just get in a Welcome Back Kotter, I would truly be in awe.
grin touched shen’s pet peeve and she’s reaching for that small can in her purse. prepare to be peppered.
peter piper picked a pickled pepper
Now, if you could just get in a Welcome Back Kotter..
Alright porcine persperators, did I ever tell you about my pet peeve. Prepare to be Barbarino’d.
peter piper pickled my pepper
/in my defense, peter was wearing some very convincing drag
porcine perspirators peppered a pickled pet peeve
can of peeves?
@73. Brilliant . . . brilliant.
I want one, one ton, wanton wan-ton, juan.
@69 was not trying to be those guy are funny, Just reading along.
Stop throwing black pots through glass houses. Ya’ll talk like you’ve never committed multiple felonies before.
jackin’ the thread back! augh!
i’m still laughing @ 13 - byo, that’s got to be my favorite useful exploitation of math ever.
and i have zero sympathy for this kid. yes, i’m generalizing here, but if you’re given as much as he is and you willingly fuck it up, you deserve what you get. i don’t understand why people can’t hold themselves responsible for their own actions.
and no, this isn’t an honor code violation unless someone brings him up on theft charges for the wallet. i’m willing to bet he’s going to transfer to a school with a coaching staff that has a slightly lower tolerance for idiocy, anyways.
/a little tetchy about this subject. sorry.
Prepare tartare.
/i think this thread might be slightly off topic.
No need to be sorry.
trillion check this out FINALLY, it is all about the father.
Naomi Campbell beat up, an official (cop?). She said:
“The model has blamed her temper on resentment of her father who abandoned her as a child”
ahahahahahahah
@47, Coconut, maybe you’re the only one to bring up the honor code because you still don’t understand how it works.
To recap from the last discussion involving a misbehaving student-athlete,
1. an honor trial is a process. It’s not an instantaneous thing.
2. charges have to be brought by an actual person; a report in the media doesn’t trigger honor charges.
The honor charges in this case are moot, anyway: he’s off the football team, which means he’s lost his scholarship, which means he’s going to leave/has already left the university. There won’t be a trial, because it won’t be necessary.
T.J. is weeping! Nicely written.
Now fill that spot with a kid who should be there.
From what I’ve heard, the honor code ain’t what it use to be. But is anything, if it ever was?! Damn, wish one of my four kids could kick a football. Sure could save me a boat load of money!
Why can’t UVA use the honor code they created? After nabbed a credit card and something else, the person he
stole from (guessing), is much more concerned getting the charges off their VISA (or whatever card), then showing
concern if this guy can honor code it. He will end up where he belongs. My bet is UVA is most over whelming.
Would be interesting to see his SATs, GPA etc (college app). Maybe he was simply there for football.
Let’s disclose, will NEVER happen!
sorry follow up to @86
Damn it follow up to @85, now I will pour another
his designer safety glasses are making me want to party.
Parlie, go party but you will need designer safety glasses. Party with safety, dude put on your glasses!
Everything is much more rosey.
Heck, turned on my XM and heard M. Haggerd (sp, sorry oy;)
Damn, he was singing about about turning 21 in prison, life without parole (sp, sorry again oy, in the nicest way)
and then he sang Momma tried. Where was Dad or Daddy tried (or was not there or didn’t try)? How much can a mother own? I’m thinking
moms are no better than a litter box of excuses.
I suggest we all “just get stoned”. Not that I enjoy the feeling of a pot buzz and I do think that it should be legal,
just in case I change my mind. But damn it g,etting stoned does sound FUN as hell or heaven, whatever.
I think M.Vick, Slade and the UVA kid should just get high together. Could be they will figure out a way for world peace. Ya just never know what can happen when great minds get stoned together. Bush should join the A team.
Oh and the model that beats people up should be there also. Oh what a feelin’. love it!
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