Dangerous Gang Lurks In Our Midst (maybe…)

While I can’t be entirely sure if they are in cville, it seems the MS-13, a tough Latin American gang is everywhere in the states. This gang of mis-directed youth is declared as the most dangerous in the world. To me it sounds like they played too much Grand Theft Auto and decided to make that real life: they focus on mayhem and violence. Could video games be the cause of this? Could the gang of kids that beat people in the evening be part of this movement? We really don’t know, what we do know is that if you see a nice young gentlemen that has tattoos like this idiot below, run for your life. He might be hiding a machete in his boot (pocket version, and yes its a new model), and want to decapitate you. But before you run away, could you atleast snap some pics for cvillain?

Make sure you read our gang information presentation first!

“I like to exude my inner femininity on the outside, it puts me in touch with my real persona”. What a wanker.

Picture from flickr.

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18 Responses to “Dangerous Gang Lurks In Our Midst (maybe…)”

  1. 04 Apr 2008 at 10:06 amStreet said:

    Of course video games(and movies and gangsta rap) are to blame! Before these, we were a completely peaceful society. World Wars 1 & 2? Those are lies created by the 12 Masonic tribes of Uncle Bobo.

    I’ve seen one person walking around town sporting major facial tattoos, but I don’t think he’s violent.

  2. 04 Apr 2008 at 10:10 amMax Bacon said:

    Has someone been watching a little too much Fox news. “Hispanic gangs taking over…video at 11!”

  3. 04 Apr 2008 at 10:13 amLys said:

    I will never understand the face tattoo - I mean at least marriages have divorce and children turn 18. Even plastic surgery is largely reversable. The “totally fierce” flames surrounding your eyes that you got in your early twenties because the world is dark and meaningless are probably not going to laser off so easily.

    Why not just write “Incapable of long term reasoning” on your forehead and leave it at that - I bet it’d hurt less than the attempt at reptile scales or tiger stripes.

  4. 04 Apr 2008 at 10:41 amEthan said:

    MS-13 is based in northern Virginia. They’re considered the most dangerous gang in America. I wouldn’t be surprised at all that there are members here. If we just legalized drugs, they’d go back to Central America or find landscaping jobs or something.

  5. 04 Apr 2008 at 10:47 amDarkstar said:

    Actually Mara Salvatrucha started back in El Salvador. They have many members in NoVa because of the large Salvadorian population in that area, but they are really still based in El Salvador. They have been behind a whole shitload of violence in the DC area, and pretty much any other area where they exist.

  6. 04 Apr 2008 at 10:50 amStreet said:

    I love the gang information presentation! Magnificent!

    /didn’t read it first :oops:

  7. 04 Apr 2008 at 10:54 ambelmont yo said:

    “Gangs? In our world class city? We’ll find out at eleven…”

  8. 04 Apr 2008 at 11:18 amStreet said:

    MS-13….I have been waiting for Microshaft to start their own gang. Buy Vista or else!

  9. 04 Apr 2008 at 11:36 amparlie said:

    you guys remember the white t-shirt gang? no? i don’t either.

  10. 04 Apr 2008 at 11:37 amicenine said:

    Yeah, they’re definitely here, but I don’t think they’re posing major problems…yet…

    More at eleven!!!!

  11. 04 Apr 2008 at 12:43 pmcolfer said:

    White T-shirts my ass. Do you guys remember the burned up cars found on county roads around here with dead burned up people in them? There was a spate of that about two years ago. About 5 people died that way if I recall it, all workers from Latin America.

    The locations I recall were:
    - Greenwood, off 250W.
    - Rt. 692, SW Albemarle or NW Nelson, Greenfield Rd.
    - At least on other place. Fluvanna or Buckingham?

    I think that’s were Slade got the idea for his spree of stealing trucks for joyrides and then leaving them on fire on the side of the road. Either that, or from crime movies and TV shows.

  12. 04 Apr 2008 at 12:50 pmcolfer said:

    A car left on fire also played a role in this story, but I don’t really understand it Both this story and the June 7 story it links to have comments about a car fire found nearby the murder scene.
    “Justice for Justine: The reward is boosted as new clues surface in the unsolved killing of Justine Swartz Abshire”
    http://www.readthehook.com/Stories/2007/06/14/NEWS-justineupdate-c.rtf.aspx

  13. 05 Apr 2008 at 3:55 pmTuffy McFucklebee said:

    How long before we see some Scowly stencil tags around town?

  14. 05 Apr 2008 at 5:15 pmThor said:

    Tuffy, check your email.

  15. 07 Apr 2008 at 4:51 pmhater said:

    why dont we just round up all the people in charlottesville with many tattoo’s and give them bus tickets out of the city? especially the young ones, they dont know shit right? you can make better decisions for them

    gangs are tight, gives people a sense of belonging. Frats are like gangs, you gotta be initiated and liked by all members, even pay dues. oooh but they’re old money and gangs are no money. if you have no money you’re worthless.

    im in a gang, its called straight edge. watch your back.

  16. 07 Apr 2008 at 4:59 pmbelmont yo said:

    Im a person just like you
    but i’ve got better things to do
    sit around and fuck my head
    hang out with the living dead
    Ive got straight edge!

    /still the best concert I have ever seen.

  17. 07 Apr 2008 at 5:03 pmhater said:

    Born addicted, beaten and neglected.
    Families torn apart, detroyed and abandoned.
    Children sell their bodies, from their high they fall to drown.
    Demons crazed by greed cut bystanders down.
    A chemically tainted welfare generation. Abslolute complete moral degeneration.

    best concert you’ll ever see.

  18. 07 Apr 2008 at 5:57 pmDonk said:

    I’ve got sass and savvy,
    pack flash by the paragraph
    I’m more novel than War and Peace
    I fight beasts
    up to the teeth on the daily
    My pen is my sword and my sword never fails me.

    /best reunion tour ever to be pending.

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