CLAW III in Super 3-D

Posted by Silmo Syrup on April 7th, 2008 30 Comments

Claw 3

That’s right Claw returns for its third tournament this Tuesday (April 8th) at the Blue Moon Diner from 8-10 pm. CLAW - Charlottesville Lady Arm Wrestlers - is Virginia’s premier sports and entertainment league, dedicated to raising funds in support of woman initiated projects.

If you haven’t witnessed CLAW yet, I think it’s safe to say it’s unlike any experience you may have had in this lifetime. This is not a sports event, but it’s not without sporty-ish action and effort and competition. Heavily inspired by pro-wrestling, C.L.A.W. is mostly theater with fundraising thrown in.

This month, the beneficiary of our proceeds is P.E.A.C.E. Scooter Girl, Alix Bryan.

The outcome of the tournament is not pre-determined, and the spectators may influence the outcome with their bribing of the Ref or the Under-the-Table Empire. You also “bet” on your favorite lady armwrestler by putting CLAWbucks in her bucket. No, that’s not a euphemism. The Blue Moon, as you know, is small, so if you want to see this up close I urge you to get there early.

Tournament is free. Ringside seats (there are only 12 of ‘em) go for $5 and a first come, first serve.

Check out our fierce lineup of wrasslers:

Cowgirl Sady-istic
The Prim Reaper
The Banana Blitz
Sssssidewinder
The Homewrecker
Kaity the Harrible
Bunny Hampton
The Amazon

Emcee: Nurse Cheryl

Celebrity Judges: Jim Waive and Adam & Nick from the Midnight BBQ, found on radio a.m., f.m., internet, and cable TV.

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30 Responses to “CLAW III in Super 3-D”

  1. 07 Apr 2008 at 11:03 am1Street said:

    Schweeet! I am excited to witness my first CLAW event, and possibly meet more villains.

    /must get a ringside seat

  2. 07 Apr 2008 at 11:09 am2oy said:

    is that referee having gastrointestinal problems?

  3. 07 Apr 2008 at 11:13 am3trillian said:

    Yay CLAW!! Can’t wait for tomorrow! Everyone be prepared to give me lots of money to stick in my bra-strap.

  4. 07 Apr 2008 at 11:31 am4Silmo Syrup said:

    I think the ref is undergoing a proctology examination

  5. 07 Apr 2008 at 12:18 pm5buster said:

    i’m glad i won’t be the only CLAW-virgin in attendance (provided my sinus wonkiness doesn’t get worse). woohoo!

  6. 07 Apr 2008 at 12:41 pm6belmont yo said:

    Stop for me, its the claw!

    Fun times, good cause… would see again!

  7. 07 Apr 2008 at 1:06 pm7Street said:

    @4 - That makes me happy that I missed that particular CLAW event. I’ve never seen anyone undergo a proctology examination in front of a crowd, and I’m glad.

  8. 07 Apr 2008 at 2:42 pm8sian said:

    Thanks Silmo!
    xo,
    Cheryl

  9. 07 Apr 2008 at 2:52 pm9oy said:

    I think you’re right Silmo - he looks like someone you and I should avoid, no?

  10. 07 Apr 2008 at 3:09 pm10Silmo Syrup said:

    @9 you and me and everyone we know

  11. 07 Apr 2008 at 3:13 pm11trillian said:

    Nurse Cheryl, so looking forward to you emceeing! I only hope you’ll share some of your stories. And maybe your emergency shots.
    xo,
    ~Trixie

  12. 07 Apr 2008 at 3:56 pm12Street said:

    Perhaps the ref is CLAW-straw-phobic.

    /doesn’t actually know if straws are used in a proctology exam.
    //please kill me now

  13. 07 Apr 2008 at 4:13 pm13belmont yo said:

    I think he is CLAWstrophobic, if anything.

  14. 07 Apr 2008 at 4:17 pm14belmont yo said:

    Smoked me on that one street.

    Why is there not a a lady wrestler dressed as Santa’s wife?

  15. 07 Apr 2008 at 4:26 pm15Street said:

    @14 - Maybe there was a “CLAWS” in the contract?

    /really, just shoot me

  16. 07 Apr 2008 at 4:28 pm16belmont yo said:

    @ 15 Maybe, but probably just a simple case of CLAWS and effect.

  17. 08 Apr 2008 at 5:10 pm17Silmo Syrup said:

    Attendance is required

  18. 08 Apr 2008 at 5:13 pm18Street said:

    I’ll be there! Long hair and all.

  19. 08 Apr 2008 at 10:14 pm19lolo said:

    CLAW was awesome - Katie the Horrible is my hero !!

  20. 08 Apr 2008 at 11:43 pm20Silmo Syrup said:

    Nice meetin you Street. I hope you had fun

    Lolo: Thanks for coming. Did I meet you?

    To all the CLAWs and all those who came out. Thank you. You’re the best.

    And best of luck to PEACE Scooter Girl. You rock!

    Mr. Belligerent

  21. 08 Apr 2008 at 11:52 pm21trillian said:

    Y’all kick ass. Thank you, thank you! Another amazing CLAW. I had more money stuffed in my bra tonight than I ever thought possible.

    Lolo - it was great to meet you! Sorry we couldn’t actually hold a conversation in all that madness.

    Street - Thanks for coming out! I’ll wrassle soon, promise.

    Silmo - As always, you’re fantabulous.

    MC - You rock. Thanks for coming out.

    Nurse Cheryl - Amazing. That’s all.

    xoxo
    Trixie

  22. 09 Apr 2008 at 1:04 am22mc said:

    CLAW is truly outrageous! Truly truly truly outrageous!!

  23. 09 Apr 2008 at 6:45 am23Street said:

    CLAW was a blast! T’was nice to meet you Silmo, and ever-so-briefly meet lolo. hihi. :)

  24. 10 Apr 2008 at 8:40 am24Silmo Syrup said:

    Oh, the inanity

    http://www.mydailyprogress.com/index.php/multimedia/comments/charlottesville_lady_arm_wrestlers_charity_tournament/13733/

  25. 10 Apr 2008 at 9:36 am25belmont yo said:

    Is the ref singing an aria?

  26. 10 Apr 2008 at 9:38 am26Silmo Syrup said:

    Oh yes! Oh yes, I think he is.

  27. 10 Apr 2008 at 9:43 am27sian said:

    Really cool. Was there something in print, too? Thanks Silmo

  28. 10 Apr 2008 at 9:46 am28trillian said:

    Man, that Trixie chick makes some weird faces.

    Also, that’s amazing.

    :-)

  29. 10 Apr 2008 at 9:46 am29Silmo Syrup said:

    I dunno for sho

    I think it’s on the cover of the paper paper

  30. 10 Apr 2008 at 9:49 am30sian said:

    I’ll go grab me one. Lookin good shug!

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