I love how we always read the craziest news from our brothers and sisters across the pond in the UK. Could it be that Laura Michaels, age 23, took the idea of stalking strapping lads on Facebook to a new level…why not just invite them over for a romp in the hay?And successful she was…she lured 50 men into her sex-laden trap.
I guess the message to all of you local Facebook stalkers is…make your stalking reasons public by creating a group, and then invite random strangers to your home for foot massages, baking get-togethers, or any other strange fetish….IT ACTUALLY MIGHT WORK!
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So let me get this straight – a young woman offers free, unattached sex via the internet and is successful, and I’m supposed to be surprised by this?
Um, she’s lucky one of those dudes didn’t murder her.
oh, facebook… we talked about this. i’m not mad, i’m just– i’m just disappointed. you promised that you wouldn’t hang around with myspace anymore, and now look.
now you have chlamydia.
Good point Parlie…it seems Facebook did become the new MySpace…”wah wahhhhhhh”
or any other strange fetish…
We need a “whats your strange fetish” thread. Grape, get on it.
Um, she’s lucky one of those dudes didn’t murder her.
Or worse, preach the gospel to her. Jezebel.
Seriously, though what’s the big deal?
i thought the point to this “sex-laden trap” would be “…and then she killed them! & ate them!” now that would be news-worthy.
@6 i couldn’t agree more. they could have called her “the sex spideress” or even “venus vaginatrap.” there would be made-for-tv movies, and t-shirt merchandising aplenty. comic books! movies! action figures! porn sites, duh! won’t somebody think of the advertisers?
this is an entertainment franchise for the new millenium. PATENT PENDING, parlie mcparletron.
if only she weren’t so damned innocent.
@7 Parlie, you owe me (or, technically, my employer) a new keyboard. “venus vaginatrap”? that’s hilarious. i love the marketing ideas too. thanks for brigtening my afternoon!
Venus Vaginatrap would make a great comic book hero. Her superpowers would be the envy of all.
You need to read Robert Bloch’s (dude who wrote Psycho) book of short stories where it turns out models are actually aliens from outerspace and they take off their heads and their breasts become eyes and their vagina becomes a mouth and they eat you. Oh shit, that just made me think ” In Soviet Russia, vagina eats YOU!”
I am so pervy.
Models aren’t aliens from outer space?
/thought the no-eating thing gave it away
No, they’re not aliens. They’re just genetically altered, so they can survive off a diet of heroin and nicotine.
diet heroin? oh, diet OF heroin. now you got me all excited.
Isn’t all herion “diet heroin”? Not that they lable it as containing no trans-fats or anything.
Parlie, remember what we talked about with the heroin…a lifetime on the hips.
Parlie, why bother making up names, when we can just borrow from ‘mother nature’. Exhibit A:
(from the Urban Dictionary)
1. African Vagina Monster
an african vagina monster looks much like a large, more vagina-shaped tiger lilly, with the same coloration of the petals but it has teeth, it is not at all like a venus fly trap, do not confuse the two, while venus fly traps trap flies with theyre long, thorn like “teeth”, AVM’s do not trap, but just eat (with teeth much like a sharks)things, they are most like to eat penis, fingers, tongues, or condoms. Fear this creature. it is exotic, but fierce.
“That African Vagina Monster just bit my nipple! And then i pissed all over it!”
vagina detanta flora?
@10, shen, i love the “in soviet russia” bits, yours is great.
@17: thank you! nobody else noticed.
it was noticed – I found it both arousing and terrifying.
/yannow, like all vaginas…
What is this? The Vagina Blogalouges?
/”…I was thirteen when the red fountain of womanhood sprang forth. gramma said it was a curse, mother said it was a blessing…”
I would give serious money to see the Vagina Monologues read by some of you male villains. B’Yo, oy, Stanley, Silmo and Doofus chief among them.
/easily entertained
the contract for putting up the Vagina Monologues doesn’t allow for male readers.
21 – great idea – I would give serious money for that.
@22 Even better. It would be a truly villainous reading.
the contract for putting up the Vagina Monologues doesn’t allow for male readers.
Alas, perhaps we can all don V-suits and just have a conversation. We’ll call it The Vagina Dialogues.
and we could have an award for the best reading – we could call the statue the “Quiffie”
just read the story. Wow. Is this still a world where men believe women don’t hunt for sex? The number 1 reason I love Facebook and Myspace is because they are free online dating sites. And nobody hides their pictures. If my mother knew that the same comment board on which she tells me she loves me is sticky with the sex-sauce of the lovers I met on that comment board, she’d flip. She’d get “that look” on her face. Poor mommy…your daughter’s as slutty as you were, except I’m proud of it.
Parents need to realize that they don’t need to start preparing their child to be in the world at 16 or 17, but at 3 or 4 when they really start being a part of the outside world. Once your child is out of your sight for 3 or more hours a day, you’ve gotta realize they are part of society. They need knowledge to arm themselves.
also, we’ll need a name for our troupe. Cunning Linguists? Pu Tang Clan? Stunning Cu…, er, nevermind…
My. This is really bringing out the creative side in you, oy. I likey!
what can I say? I love women!
@21 My ex was in the VM when it played out in Nelson at Hamner (stole the show). I was asked to play the after party (which is a story in itself). After the after party, when it was just me and a few tipsy thespians, I presented an impromptu version of “The Penis Diatribes” which came straight from the top of my head, so to speak. It went over well, I thought. I think one in the audience might have even peed a little. I have been waiting for an opportunity to expound a little on that…
/contract? bring it. we dont need no feckin contract for underground genital discussions! we’re villains for christ’s sake.!
yes – keep it underground.
Box Banter – host it at The Box..hmmmn
Hmmm…thought this was interesting considering the topic (the facebook, not sex part).
http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/Extra/FacebookCEOHowWeBlewIt.aspx#
the facebook, not sex part
You clearly have your priorities mangled. But who am I to talk?
facebook sucks btw… sooooo boring. Myspace! Multimedia… fun! not boring! happy! and stuff…..
I’m with you on that. Ooh somebody was up late!
except it’s nice how when you get facebook mail the text shows up in your real mail. multimedia is beyond me anyway.