How can you have any desire to work?

Posted by Thor on April 11th, 2008 21 Comments

charlottesville weather

Today is probably the worst day ever to actually get any work done.

Why?

  • The mall is packed with hotties of all genders.
  • This is the first really nice day since January.
  • It’s supposed to rain later.
  • Everyone is smiling.

I mean honestly, it’s like it’s mating time. Am I the only one who believes this day rocks because of biological arguments . So, what’s the best excuse to leave work early on a Friday afternoon and, you know, do biological things?

[pic from CVILLE TOMORROW]

Popularity: 25% [?]

Tagged as: ,

21 Responses to “How can you have any desire to work?”

  1. 11 Apr 2008 at 1:19 pm1parlie said:

    hangover.

  2. 11 Apr 2008 at 1:23 pm2Street said:

    I have some people that are interested in cVillain advertising opportunities, and you need to meet with me right now.

  3. 11 Apr 2008 at 1:25 pm3that guy said:

    get back to work Street.

  4. 11 Apr 2008 at 1:27 pm4Chartreuse said:

    I haven’t bought any sunscreen?

  5. 11 Apr 2008 at 1:28 pm5belmont yo said:

    Steve Irwin should have bought sun screen… why?

    ..because it helps block harmful rays! Crikey!

  6. 11 Apr 2008 at 1:30 pm6Street said:

    @3 sshhhh! Mods need to play hooky too. :P

  7. 11 Apr 2008 at 1:31 pm7Chartreuse said:

    byo- sigh. :)

  8. 11 Apr 2008 at 1:42 pm8Street said:

    Scowly, you really should meet me downtown for some liquid business opportunities. This could be the cure for what ales you.

  9. 11 Apr 2008 at 1:42 pm9ThatGrrl said:

    “My doctor claims I am dangerously low on vitamin D; max sunlight is required, stat.”

    Or, if your boss is hot, the whole thing just sort of takes care of itself. Awesome blackmailing opportunities to follow!

  10. 11 Apr 2008 at 1:45 pm10Jay la tete dans le seau said:

    Biological things? In the RESERVOIR?? Ewww.

  11. 11 Apr 2008 at 1:49 pm11Jay la tete dans le seau said:

    So that’s why the water here has that punk taste… Thor’s doing “biological things” in the water supply.

  12. 11 Apr 2008 at 1:59 pm12Street said:

    @11 I’m sure it will only improve the quality of life here.

  13. 11 Apr 2008 at 2:12 pm13Thor said:

    It’s me:

    http://cvillain.com/2008/03/10/does-charlottesville-drinking-water-contain-drugs/

  14. 11 Apr 2008 at 2:23 pm14Lys said:

    It’s a moral obligation to leave early today as well as not accomplish anything meaningful after having enjoyed a leisurely lunch outdoors.

    /if you don’t set the precedent now, how will you pull off leaving at noon every Friday come summer?

  15. 11 Apr 2008 at 2:25 pm15Wingnut said:

    it was extremely difficult to return to the office after lunching at Rapture today. lots of hotties on the mall indeed!

  16. 11 Apr 2008 at 2:25 pm16Street said:

    C’mon, everyone knows Fridays are outdoor-advertising-sales-days. It would be folly not to admit it.

  17. 11 Apr 2008 at 3:31 pm17eduardo said:

    I am sitting here in my boxers and I STILL havent taken a shower or shaved and I am SO supposed to be at work in like 15 minutes… hmmm…. DAMNIT.

  18. 11 Apr 2008 at 3:32 pm18Street said:

    eduardo! We have a slaes meeting, don’t you remember?!?

    /milkin’ it

  19. 11 Apr 2008 at 3:34 pm19Street said:

    …please…someone make a clever acronym from my ’slaes’ typo.

  20. 11 Apr 2008 at 3:37 pm20Lys said:

    I always thought slaes were what you do when both you and the client have had too much to drink over a business lunch or dinner and so you just give up on any attempt to close actual business and order another round.

  21. 11 Apr 2008 at 3:39 pm21Street said:

    hehehe! Brilliant! :)

    /glad I have my towel

Leave a Reply