You got it!
What Kind of Eater Are You?
Popularity: 25% [?]
Tagged as: Charlottesville, Food, Meat, Polls, Questions, Salad, vegan, Vegetarian
You got it!
Popularity: 25% [?]
Tagged as: Charlottesville, Food, Meat, Polls, Questions, Salad, vegan, Vegetarian
These jokes write themselves…..
Other? Dare I ask?
I suppose that Kosher and other such dietary restrictions would fit in the “other” option. At least, that’s how I’m reading it. Of course, so would cannibal.
cannibal could also fit under omnivore, if you ate other things besides people.
@4 Very true. But strict cannibals would be in the “other” option.
\imagine most cannibals are very strict, indeed
Cannibals are so lame. I once saw an ad in Craigslist that said “Roomates wanted, Cannibals Need Not Apply.” Can you believe the ignorance?
I have been waiting patiently for a joke to write itself, but its not happening.
*sigh*
@6 I hate when they leave stray body parts lying around the kitchen and cook brains in the same frying pan I use for paella. Cannibals suck as roommates.
@8, agree. And the smell is just disgusting.
I hate when they leave stray body parts lying around the kitchen
I can give you a hand cleaning those up, if you want. You know, so you can get a head on the spring cleaning. You shouldn’t have to shoulder the burden alone, its back breaking work. I have a nose for these things. Hiring a maid costs an arm and a leg, butt a little elbow grease while we jaw about foot ball, and the job will be done in the blink of an eye. All you gotta do is ask, you have my ear.
I was a veggie for 7 years, but I lost absolut(e) control at a Texas BBQ.
Put down the pulled pork, Street. Come back to the other side.
B’Yo, stop pullilng my leg!
I just ordered a veggie burger, when my friend ordered a juicy, juicy burger. If I don’t destroy my computer from the resulting drool, I should be okay.
It shouldn’t be painful, street old bean. You should eat what you want.
Old bean? That’s twice you’ve called me that. What kind of bean am i?
Why a human bean, of course.
@17
@10. just don’t give me any lip…
I knew I forgot a part. Musta been behind the fridge.
B-yo, you’ll never get a leg up on the competition if you’re not more thorough. When you go toe to toe with the other guy, you gotta keep your eye on the prize.
Heh…Eye missed that comment. Don’t get cheeky now, eye nose when eye’v been slackin’. Eye wont say that eye knuckled under pressure, nor was eye placed in a humerus situation. Eye have a mind for these things, low brow or not.
/please shoot me
take heart, B-yo- cleaning can be a nasty thing, some folks just don’t have the stomach for it. feel free to pull out a natty light -a little something of the hair of the dog that bit ya, eh?
/finger to the pulse.
//should have said “some folks just don’t have the stomach for it, others can’t lift a finger”…
the new Geico campaign:
our insurance is so tasty, a cannibal would eat it.
Cannibals replacing the Caveman campaign
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