Kickball Trophy Kidnapping Ransom Note

Posted by Scowly on April 14th, 2008 18 Comments

While we wouldn’t normally cooperate with kidnappers, this note was sent to us this morning and is particularly relevant. We have no other information as this was sent to us from an anonymous email address. Full image of the note after the break.

Charlottesville Kickball Ransom Note

Our thoughts and prayers go to the kickball team that lost its trophy. Justice will prevail.

Charlottesville Kickball Ransom Note

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18 Responses to “Kickball Trophy Kidnapping Ransom Note”

  1. 14 Apr 2008 at 1:22 pm1Gobbler said:

    Oh god, not again.

  2. 14 Apr 2008 at 1:31 pm2parlie said:

    these people are monsters. they must be stopped.

  3. 14 Apr 2008 at 1:32 pm3shenanigans said:

    I’m guessing this happened at McGrady’s last night.

  4. 14 Apr 2008 at 1:43 pm4parlie said:

    it’s really hard to keep track of everything that happens at mcgrady’s.

  5. 14 Apr 2008 at 1:48 pm5Chad Day said:

    deja vu.

    I don’t even know what team’s trophy got stolen.. hm.

    If Viva got their kickball trophy jacked again, serves them right for not learning their lesson the first time. I know they had taken to putting a dog leash around their trophy when they brought it out.

  6. 14 Apr 2008 at 1:49 pm6Silmo Syrup said:

    Tim. It must have been Tim.

  7. 14 Apr 2008 at 1:52 pm7The Negotiator said:

    Whose trophy was kidnapped? Anyone know?

    My advice to them is to preface all dealings with the trophy-nappers with a request for proof of life. No proof, no deal. Ever.

  8. 14 Apr 2008 at 2:12 pm8that's what she said:

    i think it’s the “Barbies” or something???

  9. 14 Apr 2008 at 2:22 pm9zImage said:

    I’m with Viva. To my knowledge, we didn’t have our trophy with us last night. This makes me think that I should put a GPS and EVDO card in our trophy.

  10. 14 Apr 2008 at 2:24 pm10zImage said:

    BTW, I’m one of the email admins for UVA. If you could send me the ransom email including all the headers, I can see what I can find out. Send it to tan7f@virginia.edu

  11. 14 Apr 2008 at 2:45 pm11anoop said:

    Viva’s trophies are accounted for (assuming that our winter league trophy is still with Chad getting a nameplate).

    In any case, I am glad to see this happen. Hopefully hilarity will ensue. I gotta give props to our trophy’s kidnappers. I wouldn’t be able to pull off something that brilliant and not take credit.

  12. 14 Apr 2008 at 2:52 pm12cb said:

    It’s not the Hell’s Satan’s trophy.. to my knowledge…

  13. 14 Apr 2008 at 3:14 pm13Gobbler said:

    It certainly was funny last time. Does anyone have a link to the story line?

  14. 14 Apr 2008 at 4:17 pm14anoop said:

    It certainly was funny last time. Does anyone have a link to the story line?

    post by perp
    ransom note
    our first response
    trophy attempts suicide with with pictures
    and photoshopped in front of my house
    we spring a trap
    trophy considers being a traitor…
    …and then kills himself out of shame

    Enjoy!

  15. 14 Apr 2008 at 9:04 pm15Tim said:

    Hahhaaha. It definitely wasn’t me. I was too busy leaving a tshirt, 2 jackets, and my cell phone at McGrady’s. If I can’t keep track of those, how am I going to take a trophy?

  16. 21 Apr 2008 at 10:31 am16cVillain » Blog Archive » Kickball Trophy Ransom Horrors said:

    […] seems as though the kickball ransom demands were not met.  Please refer to the prior article to read the ransom note.  It seems as though the kidnappers have gone to horrific levels of torture to get what they […]

  17. 21 Apr 2008 at 4:30 pm17o said:

    Balls of Steel’s spring ‘07 trophy was stolen last week from Azalea.

  18. 23 Apr 2008 at 9:40 am18molokoultra said:

    oh gees…

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