Come to OXO After Dark’s first ever theme Dance Party: BONDAGE.
It’ll be flirty, sexy, and provocative – but nothing hardcore. Think pretend bondage. SWPL.
If you’ve been really good, you may win the $100 cash prize for best Fantasy Outfit. Tim’s not coming so you actually stand a chance.
If you’ve been really bad, you may be put into cage for a time out! You will get spanked by Shenanigans!
Dancing and Diversions, with your Mistresses and Masters dressed in Vinyl and Leather.
Friday, April 18
Doors open at 10:00, but VIPs and special friends (that’s you guys) are welcome at 9:00 for munchies and makeup help from a certified M.A.C. artist.
So, how daring are you? Prove it! Tickets only $15, available at the door.
If you comment on this article before 4PM today, you will be entered into a random drawing for TWO FREE TICKETS! Winners will be announced at 5PM. Tickets will be held at the door. One entry per person.
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Tagged as: Bondage, Charlottesville, Events, Oxo, Parties, Weekends
consider this commented on.
sometimes I am jealous I can’t win these things.
bondage party woooooooooooooooo
/looking forward to the madness
Thor, you really could win it. The down side is that we’d never know! Where’s the fun in that?
/wonder what Thor would look like in leather…
I’m coming naked.
@5 But were will you hide your hammer? Wait. Um. Nevermind.
my bondage gear is an oversized white TShirt and lopsided baseball cap
@5 trying to steal my costume…
Thanks Thor, I forgot to mention the free tix. But seriously, if you guys don’t know what to wear, just wear black.
I am commenting. I hope everyone comes to this party. I am a total prude but will attend anyway. I will be dressing in my usual attire. I will sit at bar or on couch and mind my own business and talk to anyone who decides to join me in conversation.
/may chain himself to bottle of vodka
I will be there, but if I start drinking at 5, I may not know I am there.
oxo turned into a hardcore sex club so gradually, hardly anybody noticed.
I’ll see y’all there after “Mother Courage” is over! Can’t wait to change out of my whore costume into… um… well… yeah.
/My mom’s visiting this weekend. She’s amused, slightly concerned, but mostly amused.
I think that tonight could end my love affair with the bathroom completely. Shenanigans, is there plenty of bleach on hand?
ahh man this looks like so much fun, hope I can make it there…
/wondering where I put that black leather skirt I used to have..
I could see this being an oft talked about evening…or one that shall never be spoken of.
some people need to be spanked and often.
I hope I win the tickets so I can scalp them outside!
/wishes he wasn’t working.
if it makes you feel any better Yo, you would be locked in the timeout cage the whole time anyway for naughty behavior
I REALLY HOPE I WIN
I really not in need of a spanking but I do love to win the prizes!
Hey, Shenanigans, thought you weren’t gonna publish advertorial content. What gives?
Advertising is a form of communication whose purpose is to inform potential customers about products and services and how to obtain and use them. This is a one time party promotion and ticket giveaway. So suck it.
are people really dressing up? don’t wanna look like an idiot
Touché girth. Cripes.
I OK’ed it because of the free tickets. I don’t know if it’s right or not. I think next time we should figure out a better way to do this.
@24: I am. Dog collar, stilettos and fishnet baby!
Isn’t one of the points of the site to educate readers as to what’s going down Junior Brown? It can’t be helped that bars make money in the process, but if we were limited to just discussing free events that didn’t include any local businesses, there would be a little something lacking…
People are definitely dressing up. By which I mean, I def will be dressing up, as well as my partner. Everyone else be damned, you won’t look like an idiot.
@27 well if that all you are wearing won’t you get chilly?
@ 27 Just as a wee tidbit of information… those that wear the collar, rarely dole out the spankings.
@26 perhaps the next time you do this you could display pictures from the event to give the post relevance.
In the name of journalism, of course.
i agree with layla here. i read this site because (among other things) I want to know what’s going on with the nightlife downtown. it’s certainly a fine line to walk certainly between advertisement and helpful information and we should tread carefully. but seriously, how else am I supposed to find out the low down on the bondage party while I am at work?
answer: cvillain, of course
@28: Actually, the event isn’t for profit. It’s for fun. The restaurant loses all the revenue from being closed for dinner service, so that’s why it costs $15. That will go towards paying the staff. And it’s a party. Are we not allowed to mention parties going on? I wanted to give you the inside scoop since I helped with the planning. I’m not working it. I get no $$$.
@30: I’ll keep warm by smacking ass.
well then it’s a “one time party whatever-the-fuck” promotion that sounds like an ad to me
why didn’t you buy a banner ad to put on the side of the site instead, just like how OXO bought ads in The Hook and C-Ville to promote it?
alright its official, Girth is going in the timeout cage
and for the record, i have no problem that you are promoting an event that sounds like fun to some people.
but just don’t hate on Clarence for doing the same exact thing about a place that’s fun for him and probably a lot more people than a bondage party.
@26 ALL - Informing the community that Shenanigans can be seen wearing “Dog collar, stilettos and fishnet” is not advertising, it is public service.
just sayin’
Dear Girth,
You pay for ads. You don’t have to pay to tell your friends about a cool party that you know about. If you had friends, you would do the same.
if anyone wants to come party with me and clarence, we’ll be at afficianado’s at 5 oclock. it’s free, and you don’t have to wear leather.
Don’t forget to bring a paddle.
@38 Amen, Silmo
Last I heard, Clarence only wears leather, so just look for the short guy who kind of looks like a cigar himself, and you two should be fast friends!
@34 I get no $$$.
I thought you were unhappy about $20 bill tuckage the other day.(which is a big no-no )
You didn’t keep those?
By the way, do you folks think the phrase “assless chaps” is redundant?
I mean what other type of chaps are there?
if anyone wants to come party with me and clarence, we’ll be at afficianado’s at 5 oclock. it’s free, and you don’t have to wear leather.
nah, you just have to stink like cigars for a week afterward…
/make my purchases quickly on Friday afternoons
Cheerio old chaps?
But ferreals, there are chaps that wrap around the legs, like pants, but leave the cheeks bare, and chaps that are devoid of content all the way down the back of the legs, more like traditional cowboy chaps. Both are technically “assless”, but the former is specifically assless. Hope this helps!
/the things you learn at the folsom street fair as a youth, eh? (NSFW center row, fourth column - link no where even remotely safe for work)
FINALLY, a public event where I can wear my gimp mask.
I want to come but have no money - but hopefully that admission price will be remedied by this comment.
@24 - I am! Let your freak flag fly 434, baby! It’ll be great.
sure, why not… enter me for tickets.
@49 - You can come for free, though maybe not tonight at OXO.
@51 - Just to clarify, all we gotta’ do is enter you to get tickets? Seems like a good deal. Are you female and cute?
Between spring fever and talk of a bondage party at OXO, my mind quickly wanders right into the gutter.
I guess it’s time to dust off my pleather shoes, from my days as a former back up dancer for C+C Music Factory. Watch out guy with the gimp mask!
@40: in anticipation of the immense amount of people that will probably be lined up outside of oxo tonite, i’m positively certain that this post appeals to more than just a few
and shenanigans– def stopping by for a shot with u
And hey, if you get bored standing in line, I’ll have plenty of room for you down the street.
Yay! Bondage Party II: Venue Imprompu.
Venue Impromptu, that is.
oooh, comment comment comment.
now I’ll spend the rest of the afternoon trying to figure out what to wear…
“Pretend Bondage”?? So the girl in the OXO advert is PRETENDING to be bound and gagged? Or is it merely a typical case of false advertising.
OK, shanz you shameless promoter of perversion, if I bring my mates tonite will you “pretend” to let us tie you up? Just like the girl in your ads? Lemme know, if I’m a-commin’ I gotta buy rope. Bondage aisle at Lowes?
So the girl in the OXO advert is PRETENDING to be bound and gagged
Not even. Its crepe paper.
Bondage aisle at Lowes
Your best best is rope for rock climbing. But if you are forced to go to Lowe’s remember, thicker is better (half inch or more) and always go for the softest nylon possible.
I’ll be wearing nothing but a real live black widow spider.
Uh, uh, I don’t get tied up, I do the tying up.
it’s 4:05 - did I win?
@59 i agree, but not the big climbing ropes, just cordelettes. this one glows in the dark:
http://www.rei.com/product/716962
@61- That’s dominance. Bondage is about being immobilized. Submissive. You talk a good bondage party, but you’re afraid of losing the upper hand. Naughty, naughty shenz. You should be spanked for false advertising.
Shen’s “topping from the bottom”. hee hee…
Um. not into bondage actually, just going to support OXO. Do like to spank some ass though. Sorry that I don’t follow your rules, Jay and B-yo. You two are starting to creep me out. Well, at least you see eye-to-eye on something.
are starting to creep me out
Well that profoundly sucks, its just on topic joking.
I guess I can’t come to the early part of your party after all. Wouldn’t want to creep anyone out with any talk of sexual perversion, even in jest, at a feckin bondage party.
Jesus.
@66- you are easily creeped out, I notice from the record in these pages. But you’re definitely good for a laugh. You’re creeped out by bondage, but you’re “taking one for the team” (so to speak). And you like to spank some ass and you are “practicing walking in your stripper shoes”.
Well, well. That’s almost as good as the pithy comments on art, society and culture from the erstwhile “Foxfields trough slide” set.
@65- I COULD remark about the possible reasons why a certain little butt-less wonder would find it hard to be the bottom. But she’d probably never speak to me again. Wait! I’m a creep anyway. Hell, damn the torpedoes!
@67: Um, I was joking. Did I forget my :p ? You need some air!
BUTT-LESS WONDER??!!! !@#$%$#@!!
@ 68 Well well. We do agree on some things.
Fuck y’all. I’m going to work out now. And sculpt my perfectly nice little ass.
Ooops!
Did i forget my :P?
You’re lucky you’re not where I can smack ya.
Shen,
Ha-ha-ha… that is SO fucking funny. That day at Bellair Market when you walked past, and I said to my mate “Nice boots” and he said “Fuck that ……NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE ASSSSSSSSSSS” as you toddled out the door.
So I can indeed testify that Shen has an ass…. and drugged up hippy carpenters find it very desirable.
mmm… whippings… beatings! TURN ME ON!!!! I mean… see you all there tonight.
it’s over guys. floozy is fucking shenanigans.
I hope you have proof and are not just spreading rumors about who is fucking whom
so yeah … just got home and OXO was fun!!! why cant we have a real fetish bar in town? Shannon you are too hot for words…. just sayin… and the rest of the Villains VERY good form… I am hiccupping as I try to type…. happy!
@79…too much fun was had by all last night! So hungover
Sorry not allowed to be on the comp when it’s this nice out. Love all ya’ll who came out last night and will post deets and photos as soon as I recover/sober up/get a minute. Smoooooooches. Yes, I have been drinking white wine.
So much fun. So much hotness. You rock, Villains.
Thor, check your box, sent you lots of sexy pics. Anybody else have pics?
Spank you very much. I will put these up in the near future! If you have pics, send them to us!
@79: Haven’t you heard of the “No Names” policy?!
@84: Don’t be whacking off to them or anything.
@85 oh my god…. I was drunk… actually… a walking blackout really… damn that 100 proof Absolut… those drinks were soooo goood!
@85 woops I forgot to apologize. sorry! XO
@87: I forgive you
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does the make up include sphincter bleaching?
the reason I ask is, I dropped by the other week & there were nothing but a bunch of overly clean assholes
@90/91 That was funny. Mean spirited, but funny.