Amazon has just caught my eye. Here I thought this dull drum internet company only sold books and music. I was so wrong, welcome to the internet!
Here is a list of some of the off the wall crap Amazon sells:
Praying Mantid 2 Egg Cases 100 to 400 Babies
The Original Road Kill Cookbook
Mangroomer: Do-It-Yourself Back Hair Shaver
Sex For Dummies (some of you that commented on the TV post may want to look into this one)
Wolf Urine Lure-32 oz (my birthday is coming up, take note )
Tapeworms: A Medical Dictionary, Bibliography, And Annotated Research Guide To Internet References
Why Size Matters: From Bacteria to Blue Whales (book)
Body Mint Deodorant Tablets 60-ct.
I Love Furby Sweatshirt Small White
Philips Norelco Bodygroom Shaver
I’m no relationship expert, but if any of these do happen to catch your interest (I say with raised eyebrows), I would not recommend purchasing any for a significant other. That is unless of course your other half happens to have a tapeworm (or you want to be single), in which case the book on this may be a good investment. Also, I am not a parent, but I would hold off getting mom any wolf urine. She would probably not be very inclined to praise for her gift. I am not sure who would even purchase some of this or why, but hey, you know what they say, one man’s trash…
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Amazon sold my mom for crack.
Is it bad that the only one I clicked on was “Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre”?
the items for sale are creepy enough but has anyone else noticed the items shown under “Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought”
/is going to give me nightmares
The Mantids and wolf urine are for gardening and pest control.
The Mangroomer is for this guy. Woohoo! The Intimidator!
That guy must be related to the “furry acorn”.
I’ve found coyote urine effective for deer & mountain lion pee works great for iguanas (obviously not a Charlottesville garden). The Pee Guys do it best.
Baby B… where you been? Where are iguanas a problem?… I would love to have a few scuffling around the old homestead.
The Pee Guys do it best
Do they now?
/someone had to go there
Ah, Amazon… If you are ever bored, you can jump right over and read the customer reviews for “Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon” all 990 of them at last count. Some really funny stuff in there, totally random.
http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_summary?%5Fencoding=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending
Just clicked on the link and it told me that-
‘Customers who viewed this item also viewed
JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank by NAO Design
(186)
Buy new: $19,999.95
Usually ships in 3 to 5 weeks.
Which means……….
Shopping list
Tuscan Milk 1gal
Eggs 1doz
Condoms 6 doz
$20,000 tank (1)
Iguanas are a nightmare in Mexico gardens, Floozy. I gave up trying to have all of those wonderful, tropical specimen Hybiscus & such - the bloom opens & the iguana chomps. The mountain lion pee really did work, but since I have to depend on other people to re-fill the containers or squirt it on the ground, I had a losing battle. So, after Hurricane Wilma destroyed my garden (as well as undermining the foundation of the wall which held my recently-installed mosaic, boo hoo), I started from scratch with over 100 Oleanders, three varieties, which are glorious but poisonous. The iguanas know they should leave that alone, so it works. Besides, as much as I liked the pee, it stinks like, well, pee. Nasty stuff.
Wow…. I used to have an iguana. I went to the pet store to buy hamster food and there he was- a tiny little cute as a button bright green 2 inch long baby iguana with puppy dog eyes…so home he came and within a year he was 6ft long with claws like a scifi fantasy alien and an attitude to match.
@12 i made the same mistake recently with a baby velociraptor. now i have a full grown dinosaur living in my house and my neighbors are starting to ask if i’ve seen their cats.
i wish he would just move out.
Parlie…in retrospect, the puppy dog eyes in the bottom of the cage should have been a red flag.
Are you homeschooling yours? Cat cleanup sounds like a non academic community service project.