Amazon is Nutso!

Amazon has just caught my eye. Here I thought this dull drum internet company only sold books and music. I was so wrong, welcome to the internet!

Here is a list of some of the off the wall crap Amazon sells:

Fresh Whole Rabbit

Praying Mantid 2 Egg Cases 100 to 400 Babies

The 2007-2012 Outlook for Bathroom Toilet Brushes and Holders in Greater China
Taxidermy Today (book)

The Original Road Kill Cookbook

Mangroomer: Do-It-Yourself Back Hair Shaver

Rat Dissection Manual

Sex For Dummies (some of you that commented on the TV post may want to look into this one)

Ninja Hand Claw

Wolf Urine Lure-32 oz (my birthday is coming up, take note )

Tapeworms: A Medical Dictionary, Bibliography, And Annotated Research Guide To Internet References

Why Size Matters: From Bacteria to Blue Whales (book)

Body Mint Deodorant Tablets 60-ct.

I Love Furby Sweatshirt Small White

Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre

Philips Norelco Bodygroom Shaver

I’m no relationship expert, but if any of these do happen to catch your interest (I say with raised eyebrows), I would not recommend purchasing any for a significant other. That is unless of course your other half happens to have a tapeworm (or you want to be single), in which case the book on this may be a good investment. Also, I am not a parent, but I would hold off getting mom any wolf urine. She would probably not be very inclined to praise for her gift. I am not sure who would even purchase some of this or why, but hey, you know what they say, one man’s trash…

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14 Responses to “Amazon is Nutso!”

  1. 01 May 2008 at 8:44 amStreet said:

    Amazon sold my mom for crack.

  2. 01 May 2008 at 8:51 amecho said:

    Is it bad that the only one I clicked on was “Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre”?

  3. 01 May 2008 at 9:40 amCortez said:

    the items for sale are creepy enough but has anyone else noticed the items shown under “Customers Who Bought Items Like This Also Bought”

    /is going to give me nightmares

  4. 01 May 2008 at 10:03 ambelmont yo said:

    The Mantids and wolf urine are for gardening and pest control.

    The Mangroomer is for this guy. Woohoo! The Intimidator!

  5. 01 May 2008 at 10:10 amStreet said:

    That guy must be related to the “furry acorn”.

  6. 02 May 2008 at 2:14 pmBaby Boomer said:

    I’ve found coyote urine effective for deer & mountain lion pee works great for iguanas (obviously not a Charlottesville garden). The Pee Guys do it best.

  7. 02 May 2008 at 2:34 pmFloozy said:

    Baby B… where you been? Where are iguanas a problem?… I would love to have a few scuffling around the old homestead.

  8. 02 May 2008 at 2:39 pmlolo said:

    The Pee Guys do it best
    Do they now?

    /someone had to go there

  9. 02 May 2008 at 2:48 pmbelmont yo said:

    Ah, Amazon… If you are ever bored, you can jump right over and read the customer reviews for “Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon” all 990 of them at last count. Some really funny stuff in there, totally random.

    http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_summary?%5Fencoding=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

  10. 02 May 2008 at 2:53 pmFloozy said:

    Just clicked on the link and it told me that-

    ‘Customers who viewed this item also viewed
    JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank by NAO Design
    (186)
    Buy new: $19,999.95
    Usually ships in 3 to 5 weeks.
    Which means……….
    Shopping list
    Tuscan Milk 1gal
    Eggs 1doz
    Condoms 6 doz
    $20,000 tank (1)

  11. 02 May 2008 at 8:59 pmBaby Boomer said:

    Iguanas are a nightmare in Mexico gardens, Floozy. I gave up trying to have all of those wonderful, tropical specimen Hybiscus & such - the bloom opens & the iguana chomps. The mountain lion pee really did work, but since I have to depend on other people to re-fill the containers or squirt it on the ground, I had a losing battle. So, after Hurricane Wilma destroyed my garden (as well as undermining the foundation of the wall which held my recently-installed mosaic, boo hoo), I started from scratch with over 100 Oleanders, three varieties, which are glorious but poisonous. The iguanas know they should leave that alone, so it works. Besides, as much as I liked the pee, it stinks like, well, pee. Nasty stuff.

  12. 02 May 2008 at 10:53 pmFloozy said:

    Wow…. I used to have an iguana. I went to the pet store to buy hamster food and there he was- a tiny little cute as a button bright green 2 inch long baby iguana with puppy dog eyes…so home he came and within a year he was 6ft long with claws like a scifi fantasy alien and an attitude to match.

  13. 03 May 2008 at 3:16 amparlie said:

    @12 i made the same mistake recently with a baby velociraptor. now i have a full grown dinosaur living in my house and my neighbors are starting to ask if i’ve seen their cats.

    i wish he would just move out.

  14. 03 May 2008 at 9:05 amFloozy said:

    Parlie…in retrospect, the puppy dog eyes in the bottom of the cage should have been a red flag.
    Are you homeschooling yours? Cat cleanup sounds like a non academic community service project.

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