I know a may be a little behind the times, but have you seen the new five dollar bill?! I had one in my change back from Barnes and Noble the other day. I tried to give it back. I told the lady I thought it was fake. She looked at me like I was crazy. I looked at her like, “b!@&*, I will knock you out”. She retrieved the manager and he proceeded to hit on me (probably just to calm me down–he knows how to use sex as a weapon) then told me the bill was legit.
Basically, I made fool of myself.
Had I known I would not have made such a big deal about it, but this stuff looks fake! What exactly is going through the treasury’s mind? A giant purple five? They must have been doing psychedelics when they thought the redesign up.
I can appreciate that they gave Lincoln a face lift…he was looking a bit old.
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i wish they’d put a picture of queen elizabeth on it. it’d be worth twice as much.
I saw these things first at Foxfield… they are freaking ugly!
JMU alumnus here thinks the purple 5 is just fine
i wish they’d put a picture of thor on it! he is dreamy.
thor is clearly a greater american hero than that bogus dude with the beard they have on the 5 now
The first time I saw one was at CLAW and I did a double take. I thought someone was trying to cheat us by trading fake money for fake money and almost handed it back to them.
Five dolla daddy big bird, love you long time!
I don’t get it.
/Guess I still have some Monday…
The most awesome thing about the new five dollar bill is that its only worth $2.50.
/my package needs stimulation.
i sleep in and stay away from the interenet- belmont, yo steals my line.
/didn’t mind paying thousands of dollars this year in taxes- cause the jerks who are “making the big bucks” have cut the worth with their greed by half. WTG! have it.
//jerks.