Sorry about any problems with 4.0
To start the randomness:
“If you can’t hear me, it’s because I’m in parentheses.”
“I just redecorated my apartment. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall… just so nobody would know”
“In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.”
“When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic.”
“One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightening in my house.”
“My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon’s appointments.”
“I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
“When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, “Well, what do you need?”
-Stephen Wright
Popularity: 41% [?]
Hey, we’re famous….
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/story/2008/05/06/ST2008050601974.html
Now, of course, everyone is going to want to be here….
what the f kind of tuesday was this supposed to be without tuesday?
what the f kind of tuesday was this supposed to be without
tuesdayecho?Fixed that for you. But really, what happened Tuesday?
@1: oooooo, I see Villains! yay!
Oh! Sorry guys–I had to play mommy to the siblings
I was sooooo sad to miss all the fun! A sober Tuesday night?! What is this world coming to?
Don’t worry I’ll be out in full form next week.
Missed you all!!!
This is exactly what everyone needs! well, everyone except me.
/ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Wow way to go c-ville food places!
Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back. Yes, it’s byo.com.
Has anyine mentioned the lengthy article in today’s Washington Post, “If It Tastes Good, It’s in Charlottesville” (front page of the Food section)?
Photos and flattering descriptions of Mas, Bang, Feast, Albermarle Baking, Ten, Gearharts, Aromas, HotCakes, Mudhouse, Revolutionary Soup, South Street, Timberlakes, C&O, and Hamilton’s.
@9 yes @1 & i haven’t stopped thinking about aromas since i read it.
@1 - damn, you da Bird Dog
Yeah Hooligan… that was a well hidden link. Could you make it more obvious next time.
Circle the wagons and assume the fetal position: When Foodies Attack!
I’m not under the affluence of incahol, but thinkle peep I am. I only had tee martoonis. I’m not half so thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don’t know who is me, and the drinker I stand here the longer I get. So miss on you pister, you ain’t so smucking fart, you and your whole fam damily can buck a fuffalo! Why don’t you go back off in your own jackyard and see how your feeter peels.
@1 of course everyone wants to be here. Where did most of you come from? All the native born cvillains raise your hands!
The Washington Post article was very good. No mention of OXO, I wonder if a certain cvillain is bothered by that;) Of course many good places weren’t mentioned, perhaps I can still get a table at those places now.
Is it just me or is there no great Chinese or Italian in cville?
@12…I’m not sure obvious is my style. I’m SO much more low key than that.
@15, while it may not be ‘great’ I think that Vivace is pretty solid for Italian food. And getting a group of friends together for dinner and the movies on their deck can be very fun. But my opinion of what constitutes ‘great’ Italian food is basically what was made in my grandmother’s kitchen. I only wish I could come close to recreating that.
There’s a site for everything, isn’t there? Freaky.
That article is great. Love how they point out that Jose is crazy but neglect to mention how crazy Tomas is though. And Mr. Roboto, OXO was just featured in Southern Living.
@18 I was unawre of that- do you have a link?
Working on it
@18…But not in THE POST!!!!!YES!!!!WHOOOO-HOOOO!!!!!
has anyone else noticed the bird around here that sounds as “skynard” when it calls?
/actually, it’s usually a triplicate, ” skynard, skynard, skynard”
//don’t tell me this is why freebird was writen…
written
@ 6 - um, i have one, and it’s pretty much the greatest thing ever.
/blames trillian for everything
There are cvillains in the slideshow!
@25: I spy two!
@21: Man, drinking your own pee makes you GO CRAZZZZZAYYY!!!!
25, 26 mc beat you to it @4!
oh, I = dumb.
@15 “great chinese” seems like an oxymoron.
@30 you haven’t been to China or San Francisco
Where is Byo? Anyone heard from him today?
Uh oh! Send out the search party. Local villain possessing sense of humor and talent MISSING!
Where’s B-yo? Everyone be on the lookout. Or you could just go to Escafé tonight.
@31 wrong on both counts, mr. roboto! peking duck was good, but that’s it.
@35 really, well I will admit that when I think of fine dining it’s not Chinese that comes first to mind.
But I have had some wondrous dim sum and some the whole fish dishes are quite good. Perhaps it’s just a lack of a significant Chinese population.
@36 ah, i don’t eat fish. & in china we had mcdonald’s for breakfast every day. i can’t deal with bite-size chicken-with-bones until i’ve had my orange juice.
the dim sum at east garden is pretty good for a place that looks like a denny’s and is patronized by foodlion-shoppers.
@37 wait till they bring you small bony salt dryed fish and smelly soup for breakfast in Japan.
Or the jellyfish in the bento boxes- I was sick for two days on that one.
Here comes the grave yard shift. The guys who comment when everyone’s asleep… trashed. We know how much you villains love the site, but have you ever tried commenting… Drunk? There’s nothing like it. The creative juices flow through the roots of your hairs who are dancing beneath the skin and alcohol is the DJ. You have to drink more to keep the party going. Man! It’s such a rush.
fart.
& there goes parlie stinking up the place. Some people should never be fed.
Thank you, b yo, for another fantastic night of booty shakin’ groovalistic beats! Nice to see you again, eduardo!
wtf?
I challenge Street @43 with this: http://cuteoverload.com/
OMFG. Best article on being vegetarian I’ve ever seen.
I haven’t heard one of these in ages. Thank gawd.
I need a nap. And a job. In that order.
I need a nap too and you can take my job…I’m getting a SUGAR DADDY
So I have this new job where I don’t sit in front of a computer (like, ever, we have one ancient laptop that I use for work email, and that’s it). I do not (repeat, do not) miss my old job. But I do miss you crazy kids. A lot.
I was wondering where you were Trilly - when is the next CLAW?
trills! congrats on new job and you suck for not keeping in touch.
jk i still luh you
hey guys there’s a tornado warning. get off the internet and stand in a doorway, or maybe get under your desk. buddy system. no child left behind.
better yet - get wireless - fuck the tornado
i’m in the bathtub
jump in lolo
meow - hope you’re having bubble fun
no bubbles just hiding from the tornado parlies blabbin’ about
blah, blah, blah - ruining all the fun. he’s such a downer.
The TV man, who is yammering on endlessly about these weather problems to my chagrin, told me that in case of tornado, I should “get low”. Does this include the apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur? Im so confused.
He also said I should seek out a gully or a ditch, but I should stay out of the elements. I have no gullies or ditches IN my house, so I am unclear as to where to cower in fear of god’s wrath.
Fortunately, there is a camera on top of the omni which reveals absolutely nothing… so Ive got that going for me.
get very low - safety first.
hit the floor
I’m glad I’m not the only one in the bathtub! I have a cat and 2 dogs in the bathroom with me. The beagle pup is smart enough to be UNDER the mattress on the floor, but the big lab is just lollying about on the bathroom floor. And my cat, well, he just left the bathtub.
OK, cat is now on my legs…
Anyone let me know when this has passed…
i use the hook’s webcam to track my weather. it updates every time a hobo pees in the flower pot by christian’s.
and by hobo he means parlie
Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore….
hold on to yer bottle flooze!
They just interviewed CPD about “tornadic protocol”. Sigh. I think it should involve getting a decibel meter on the thunder, and if it exceeds 75 dbs, god should be cited. Or at least given a severe talking to.
well, this is charlottesville.. the number 1 place to do everything in.
has anyone seen Thor?
@50 - Hi Lolo! The next CLAW is May 13th. We will be supporting the Charlottesville Derby Dames. A bunch of them will be wrassling, and in all likelihood summarily kicking my ass. See you there, I hope!
@51 - Thanks Caroline! And I’m sorry
I luh you too. I’ll try to do better.
Just left Mas about 20 minutes ago… lots of cool flashes but nothing amazing… came home to family cowering in the basement because NBC29 told them to get low and prepare to die….. my 8 y.o is going to need therapy.
awww - a beagle and a lab - I heart you Moi
THOR IS FUCKING BUSY… HAVE YOU SEEEEN THE LIGHTNING AND SHIT.
I think the power is getting to him.
@24 - Buster! Just read that comment (sheesh). And I do believe that you actually started it with some crazy-ass email when you were loopy at work. I just located the object. I think we need to hit the town with it again, because it was pretty freakin hilarious.
i was at zinc when i got an EMERGENCY TEXT to stay away from windows. great.
/yeah echo i’m weak. i like food, what can i say? but now i’m working.
Orchid - make no apologies. Food gud - Own it girl.
Hey, 29 news (who is taking this all way to seriously) just had that hydrocephalic kid give a live update from right outside their offices. That was helpful.
My kids? “Are they still doing this? Jesus.”
OK, I just happen to like CSI: and the CBS weatherman is just yammering about this and that. He’s been talking for over an hour! I’m missing CSI: ! What is he talking about? It doesn’t help that I can’t hear too well and there’s no closed-captioning. Sigh. OK, will CBS 19 re-air the CSI show at a later time/date?
the tornado hasn’t even happened yet, and i am bored to tears with it.
let’s get the fucking show on the road, tornado.
After all this programming preemption, there better fucking well be a tornado. I will settle for nothing less than an atmosphere that is 35% mobile homes.
Oh, and nice red coat and green tie there, buddy. What are you a storm christmas elf?
This Laura French, though, is clearly very naughty.
/over the line?
@78
@80 you can always watch it on the computer at cbs.com. that’s what those of us without tvs do. (shows usually come on around 4am friday.)
this is a terrible let down.
hold me
@ 85 I know. right! I have always wanted to see OZ.
/nobody can see the wizard!
group hug….ok, i feel better
@59 oh jesus, how am i supposed to know what to do in case of a tornado without a tv? if i die, we all know who to blame.
your a tornado! (yes, all of you)
Obviously, orchid, you will perish. We will miss you, just as we will miss the closing number of whatever aging cuntry songsmith was rocking the pavillion this evening.
/not a typo.
@84 Orchid - tell CBS.Com to caption their shows online then I’ll be able to enjoy them! I now go to hulu.com because SOME shows have closed-captioning, but they’re mostly FOX shows… I think I’ll go catch up on my latest Bones episode on hulu.com now… closed-captioned!
i prefer to say Torn a doh sally
by “all of you” I mean parlie, floozy, and caroline.
Hey Trill, you still ’round? I don’t have my phone with me (think its in my venicle with the windows down :/ )
I successfully dealt with that situation that started Sunday night… so thats a good thing at least. gud day?
hey C, you comin up on tuesday?
doof, I am baby! I’ll see you there! pre meet up?
@91 thank you for not capitalizing my name. it looks weird capitalized.
@92 in that case, i predict CSI WILL be rebroadcast at a later date. (is warrick still fat? he used to be so hot, but the strike wasn’t good to him…)
big sheep.
The “Omni Cam” on 29 has to be the biggest waste of bandwidth on the tubes. And yes, that includes Tay Zonday and lolcats.
think its in my venicle
That has got to hurt.
@95 - Hiya. Um, that’s not a good place for your phone. Success is a very good thing. Glad it’s Armageddon out there now as opposed to earlier today. Yup, very good day. I successfully buried myself in and then dug myself out of two massive boxes of leotards. I love my job.
@96 - YAY!!
@101 THAT’s a job.
I wish I had a hot tub right now.
white carrots.
Damn, why wont they let that mellon headed kid reporter from 29 news just walk across the street and go inside?
/aint gots the sense to come in out of the rain…
what?
/going away, hi
be nice babycakes
lolo everytime you say babycakes I make out with someone
If by “get low” they mean drink a half bottle of Jose and run around naked in my yard, then I have things covered.
then, my work here is done…..
get low b’yo, not high
@96, Yay! yes to pre-game where ats?
@106, that melon-headed kid reports like to drink till he stumbles around all glassy-eyed zombie like. They should put him on the air like that. wait. do they?
@112 Too late. Im drinking “triple doppler” tequila.
/has been waiting for god’s wrath for a while now.
@113.
he likes tom collins
/the drink
//have no idea his feelings for any human called tom collins
pre game zinc?
sounds gud to me! what time should I ’spect you?
Fuck zinc! Have you noticed? Shit is tornadic! They are sacrificing alcoholic tards to the rain gods! Get with the program Caroline. Trees might be down! There is water coming from the sky! Tornadic water! Triple doppler! Update! Red blobs over Louisa! Glarrrrgh!!!
doof i will email you deets, so gobbler won’t celery stalk me
I had tornadic clusters once… the doctor gave me an ointment.
@77: I swear to gawd, if that paper isn’t done when I get back, I’m…I’m gonna…ok, I’m not gonna do anything, but get back to work.
@121 i can’t work–there’s a tornado! it’s not safe! i’m in my refrigerator, with the blackberry crumble i made today and that torrontes i got at crush a few weeks ago.
@ 75 - too bad i wasn’t in town tonight, else we could have had the epic showdown of tornado v. bananaphone holder…
oh wait, i could have done that here, too!
[i’m south of charlotte, NC, where the same system pre-empted gray’s anatomy and caused a horde of peeved folks to call the local CBS affiliate to complain]
but yes, we need to go terrorize downtown with that thing again, and definitely before i leave for the motherland. oh hmmm. i wonder if it would find CLAW a-peeling?
Black hole, baby. Black night, black soul. Blown out, like a candle.
Good night evil consciousness, I wont miss ya.
And hello twisted subconscious! How YOU doin?
/i hope in my dreams at least I am forgiven…
Why were you guys on the internets during the storm? You should have been out dancing in the rain with me.
Just what every web savvy social drinker needs… The Mixilator.
this is great Street - perhaps a preprandial beverage…
It told me to drink one of these:
Southern Leafhopper Cocktail
Chill cocktail glass. Prepare as follows:
Moisten rim of glass with rose wine and coat with clove.
In pre-chilled cocktail shaker combine
* 1½ oz Hendrick’s gin
* 1 oz lemon flavored vodka
* ½ oz lime juice
* ½ of one egg white
* 2 tsp mint-flavored gin
Shake, rattle and roll with small lumps of ice.
Strain into chilled cocktail glass.
Someday, I will throw a party where everyone drinks what The Mixilator tells them to drink. Either that, or I’ll roam these wireless streets, protectively hugging a bottle of wine, drifting through various states of semi-consciousness, while muttering in strange tongues about how the Mixilator is coming to get you.
Nah. I think I’ll throw the party.
Ew it keeps giving me nasty drinks. Rum, instant coffee, and framboise? You have got to be kidding me.
I told it to make a random drink:
North Carolina Burro Cocktail
Chill cocktail glass. Prepare as follows:
In pre-chilled cocktail shaker combine
* 2½ oz Bacardi 8
* 1 oz grapefruit juice
* 3 drops ouzo
Fill shaker with coarsely crushed ice, grip tightly with both hands, and execute a seizure for fifteen seconds.
Strain into chilled cocktail glass.
ew is right! I cannot stand Ouzo, but the seizure sounds like fun.
Not to hijack the frivolity, but wanted to share that a local Albemarle HS kid was killed this morning in a car crash up by Forest Lakes. Sorry, don’t have any more details than that.
Yeah, that pretty much hijacked the frivolity.
Yeah, sorry about that, but the news is flying around certain corners of our community. As a change of subject, I just bought tickets to see Buddy Guy and Geoge Thorogood, the order I wish they were playing in. Still, with that purchase I reveal my inner mid-80s frat boy despite current pretensions to the contrary.
Dominion Power sucks. (Almost as bad as Comcast) First they turn off my power with no warning. I guess people that used to live in my new place didn’t pay their bill. So I call to get an account set up so I can get power and they’re like, yeah, not till Monday. So I’m supposed to go all weekend with no power. Right. I just moved in, I didn’t know it was going to be shut off. So, I say, is there any way you can expedite since I don’t have power now? And then they’re like, you won’t get power period until this old balance is paid off of $200 some. WTF? That was somebody’s else’s power, somebody who doesn’t live here anymore.
I LIVE HERE NOW AND I NEED POWER MOFOS. !@#$%^&*&^$#@##!@!!!
Just get a bunch of cats from the spca and put em to work on a treadmill generator.
/off the grid!
@134 - That sucks Shen!
134: Sorry to hear that. At least you can still get “lit” in the good, non-bureaucratic-involved way.
Luickily it’s neither too hot nor too cold so you don’t have to worry about HVAC
Oh wait, Dom. Power is being soooo nice. They said I can open my own account if I pay off the past due bill AND A $300 DEPOSIT for the switch. That seems perfectly reasonable.
/NOT! @##$*^$%#@@!!@#!!!
shenster, you can stay at my place while you get power back
//swear I’m not creepy
Fuck the power company. I’m gonna live by candlelight. All 1800s and shit. Woo! But thank you 434, baby!
shen, it’s okay to say you’re stayin with me baby! meeeeeeow!
IN YO BATHTUB!
@141, buy an extension cord. You’re just talking about your space, right?
do you guys have trouble with the site running EXTREMELY slowly during the day? i can go direct to the homepage from another site, but navigating between threads once i’m here is a real pain in the ass.
sorry! if this is a dumb question! it’s my first day.
seems ok Parlie, but I am IT and all powerful.
oh, that explains it. i’m in HR so i don’t do shit.
@144: No, it’s the WHOLE house. But it’ll be ok, I think Jay’s gonna pay the bill for us.
@148 Your landlord should totally be working that out for you, Shen. Get him up off his lazy ass! Make him earn that rent check! Seriously, he’s supposed to be providing you certain things under your lease and under the law. Make it his problem. He should be solving that puppy pronto.
sorry! if this is a dumb question! it’s my first day.
Welcome to the Internet!
/never afraid to take the easy shot
TWSS.
parlie, TIA
no, odie. TITI.
Shen… negotiate on the security deposit. They will let you pay it in installments if you ask nicely, or you can get a reference from your previous supplier if it wasn’t Dominion and this can reassure them. If you already ran an account with them and they are still being tossers then I concur with BYo’s idea about getting your pussy to work for you and get that treadmill generator set up.
/
@154- i second Foozy:
i was pretty certain i had had an account in my name within three years before setting up me now account. they looked, couldn’t find it, but waived the deposit anyhow.
good luck!
if the cats don’t work out, try to harness some of that treadmill power from acac.
/back in old days, humans were enslaved and made to walk treadmills to generate power.
hmm.
I am exhausted! I spent 4 hours volunteering today at a kid’s fair. We had over 200 rugrats running amok. No dancing for this man tonight. Note to self: Self, get some rest.
speaking of rugrats running amok:
DO NOT HAVE PARTIES WITH CHILDREN IN STARBUCKS. EVER.
1) that is a sucky party.
2) it’s rude to have cake & not offer it to everyone in the room.
3) starbucks patrons do not want to hear your brats screaming for more cake & you shouting over them.
4) when they play on the chairs & hit their heads, they deserve it. still, you should TAKE THEM OUTSIDE while they cry.
5) WE ALL HATE YOU.
Damn, Orchid, tell us how you really feel
I can relate, I hate it when people take their kids to NON-kids movies. They then cry, jump around, and are generally obnoxious because their dumb parents took them to an unsuitable movie.
ooo look, they chose Brad Pitt to play me..
I am flattered..
http://www.latinoreview.com/news/the-a-team-and-thor-movie-updates-4614
once again, was that fireworks or a terrorist attack? i’m scared.
I didn’t hear anything
@ 160 - I heard it, too - you’re not crazy. Actually, I don’t know you, so for all I know you might be crazy, but not about hearing those fireworks/terrorist/hoodlums sounds tonight. Don’t know what they were, though. By the time I stepped outside to see, they had stopped.
There was a wedding in the Woolen Mills tonight and they celebrated with fireworks during the reception. Looked very cool from my hilltop lair.
If it was near 20N at Pantops; Yep. Fireworks. Good Times.
I wonder how many places I could go into wearing these.
What Are Men Are Really Thinking?
there was a storm?
As the plight of the Hope Center continues, I find myself perusing more local blogs in search of ideas, opinions, and places to voice my thoughts and concerns. The blogosphere is vast indeed!
/new kid on the blog
We are only at #169! You people aren’t talking enough. Is everything okay? Are you all getting along? Do we need a group hug?!
I think people might actually getting out more, or working. But hugs are nice too.
hugs back atcha street.
Random factoid of the day: Being drunk is the most common cause of unexplained rug burns on the forehead.
Random theory of the day: parlie is actually e. e. cummings.
i knew it !
What happens when lightning engulfs an erupting volcano? This.
/just found my new wallpaper
@174: I saw that the other day with the caption “He’d just stubbed his toe, seen his team go down and had the wife find out about his ‘late nights at the office’. So naturally, God was pissed, and made a Chilean volcano erupt. And then threw some lightning at it.”
When you walk out in the morning and see this in the sky, Just go back in the house, pour another cup of coffee, and stay there. It probably isn’t going to be a good day.
This study is so wrong on so many levels. Stupid fast food industry. Thor, could you smite them in a righteous display of vehement destruction? That would be peachy.
anyone ever notice that there’s a painting of a bunch of brightly-colored vaginas in the pantops christian’s?
@178 re vaginas @ christians. You are SO gonna flunk out for not getting your paper done…
@179 i worked through lunch! don’t make me cry again!
/39pgs
@174 - that looks like Thor just got ahold of some bad mexican food for lunch…
orchid, seriously, what ARE you writing about? and 39 pages in one day? i bow before thee!
/knows who to contract out when dissertation time comes…
historical preservation of baseball parks. not all today–i started saturday afternoon.
this is a test to see if i know how to post a link.
but seriously, things younger than McCain is a hilarious site
fantastic use of politics to annoy Thor, links in comments, and non local funnies in the free for all. yep!
I hope everyone is coming to CLAW tomorrow night!!!
8pm (earlier if you want to claim a good spot). Blue Moon. Be there.
YES! <i.wouldn’t miss it
/Happy to know I’ll have support in my first foray into wrassling.
//Not sure it was entirely intelligent to pick the month we’re going up against the Derby Dames as my first foray into wrassling.
///Should be highly entertaining.
“Awaiting moderation”? For realsy? No links or anything!
Ah well, seems so. Well, I responded to you doof. Perhaps it’ll show up eventually.
I heart Zork.
scary but true: the new doubleshot + energy drink at starbucks
1) cannot be sold to people under the age of 18, &
2) there is a limit of 1 per customer
which doesn’t make any sense to me because there’s less caffeine in a doubleshot of espresso than there is in a short coffee, and you can add a shot of “energy” to any drink for 50 cents. so it must be advertising, like how they used to say that the taurine in red bull came from bulls’ testicles. (& red bull has only as much caffeine as a single shot of espresso.)
/back to work…
w00ticakes! I just discovered that a good friend does tattooing, and I may get Scowly done today! I’m off to the library to do some printing. Laters!
@192 ah, i’ve had it explained to me. the drink has FIVE espresso shots plus 200 mg of taurine, plus some other crap. but apparently it tastes really good. unlike this new mint mocha frappuccino.
/if anyone wants a free, barely touched mint mocha frappuccino (with chocolate whipped cream!), you know where to mind me.
(with chocolate whipped cream!)
Exclamation point? Really? I’m at a loss for words…
as i SAID, the drink is free for the taking. the barista gave it to me; i couldn’t tell her to fix it. anyway, she said there’s so much chocolate in it it’s more like mousse than whipped cream.
Don’t you two have text messaging? Seriously.
@197 no i don’t
Wow, did we just get yelled at? Sorry mom, I’ll try to refrain from talking to orchid.
would this be a bad time for me to welcome echo to the internets?
Why thank you orchid. And may I extend to you a long overdue welcome to the internet.
thank you, echo, that’s mighty hospitable of you.
/DONE!
//time for aromas
I don’t think shen is watching, so I’ll sneak in one last comment. Congratulations!
The only redeeming part about this video is that he probably won’t be able to reproduce. What an idiot.
Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who came out for CLAW!!! Y’all kick ass. I hope you had as much fun as I did.
CLAW is the best way to spend the second Tuesday of the month. Better than South Street, better than … well whatever else you kids do on Tuesdays. If it were first fridays, it’d be the best way to spend it. Point = CLAW rocks.
so fun - Trilly, you kick ass.
sorry I missed it trilly, y’know i luh you girl. Deets! I’m dying to know derby dames or claw chicks?
‘mornin lolo baby
C - Where were you baby?
CLAW r0xXorz my soXx0rz! That was a fucking riot! Way to gargle-blast the competition, trillian! Congratulations!
Saw CLAW on the 11 p.m. news! Way to go, guys! And congrats Trill. Always knew you kicked ass!
NASA has scheduled a media teleconference Wednesday, May 14, at 1 p.m. EDT, to announce the discovery of an object in our Galaxy astronomers have been hunting for more than 50 years. This finding was made by combining data from NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory with ground-based observations.
Live audio of the teleconference will be streamed online: here.
ALIENS!??!!??!
Interesting…any guesses?
http://cvillain.com/2008/05/14/what-has-nasa-been-hunting-for-50-years/
Perhaps they have been searching for intelligent life…
I met one of the owners of Maya last night at South Street. One of nicest people I’ve met. Everyone should eat there more often.
@216 Guess they’ve ruled out the White House.
@217 you stlll haven’t eaten there, have you?
@221: No, I’ve been there twice. Might be going back tomorrow. I just hadn’t met the owner.
Apparently I’m talking to myself. You know what I meant.
@223 and it’s gud?
Yeah I’ve really enjoyed it. Got seafood both times I went so don’t know whether you would like it. You need to go.
/sorry shen
It’s the Echo and Orchid show!
And the owners of Maya are very nice dudes. Christian is hawt too.
It’s not like anyone else is talking on here. May as well put it to good use. You’re welcome to join shen, you know you’re my favorite.
/I’m just to make her feel good. You’re still my favorite, orchid.
//actually it’s oy…wait…what?
@ 205 that was the most fun EVAR. i’m sad to have to miss the next two incarnations, but come august… *cue soviet superhero music*
also, the “mafia” was back at x-lounge last night! but, according to my spies, they spoke english with perfectly american accents. i’m going to guess they’re just a group of guys who enjoy overdressing and assembling outside of places three at a time so they can stare at whoever happens to be outside while they wait for their cronies to join them.
/yeah, i don’t know either. time to go sit by the pool for the rest of the afternoon.
So much nicety. Somebody better go sample some sub par tartare and flip the fuck out quick or I will get a rash.
in soviet russia, rash flip fucks you!
i am terrible at this joke.
In Daily Progress Court Report page A7
Disco Panda, Fire Penguin,
Charlottesville, assault -misdemeanor,
no fine, costs $601, jail 12 months,
nine months suspended, 2/14/08
WTF
@226 i knew you were oy’s favorite; i didn’t know the feeling was mutual
You’re not jealous are you?
omg i so am.
I lub you the most though.
so what are you doing right now echo? i want pizza…
I’m at work, alone. Everyone else is out of the office today. When do you not want pizza?
i know! i love pizza and i love talking to you. you are my bff.
@233,235 f you, shenanigans.
Did I mention I was all alone? You should come over.
@238: i meant, i lub you shenanigans! sorry.
Hold on…I didn’t type 239. Who did that? Although you certainly can if you want.
I LOVE YOU ORCHID
(tee hee)
‘nanigans I don’t know how you did that, but I know it was you.
No shit Sherlock.
But how? Will they just let you make another account with the same name?
I am going into a diabetic
coma over here. Jesus.
im curious, why just a slice, bastard?
I guess it really isn’t that difficult after all.
@246: Um, no. I am just a genius like that.
I figured it out. My comment using your name awaiting moderation.
guys.. we are gonna require login if you keep impersonating others!
im curious, why just a slice, bastard?
I think, in time, you will find that that is more than a sufficient serving.
Funny!
It’s just me and shen having a little fun. Calm down thunder god.
i feel like somebody gave daytime TV a lobotomy and a TTD, and for some reason i read it.
i feel the same way
real orchid here with some breaking news:
just curry is moving into the mesob spot on june 1s!
mesob will be open there until the 29th & is planning on moving not closing but hasn’t finalized another location yet!
justcurry is my new obsession but i feel like i have to go to mesob every day now just in case they don’t come back after they move.
Orchid, I just had lunch at downtown JC. Is it leaving there???
@252: ‘Twas just for shits and giggles Thorry-poo!
@259 no, that one’s new as far as i know staying put. the corner location is moving to mesob’s corner location. (which will be nice bc it’s much easier to park there.)
ahhh, sweet release……….
:::chicken curry hits G-spot:::
@262 i had the lamb. mmmmmmmmmmm
Twas just for shits and giggles
I am sure you don’t know, but your “shits and giggles” often cause real people real anxiety and stress. Often.
just saying.
/I know. internet. welcome.
It’s ok, Shens. I lub you.
I know Thor. I lub you two.
too
Come ride in my chariot.
I’d love to.
@264: Whatchoo talkin’ about?
Everything I meant to say is there.
It won’t make any difference, but there it is.
It didn’t cause me any anxiety or stress. Just a little confusion. orchid knows where she stands in my book.
I am not speaking for you, echo, but I am glad you are at peace.
WTF are you alluding to Bastard? Have some balls and spit it out already.
i had so much anxiety and stress i could hardly sleep at night.
Balls? Nope.
Way to stressful to discuss. Sorry I brought it up. Please, carry on.
/wheres my lithium?
Wow. Why don’t you go cry about it?
/I’ll give you something to cry about….
“But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Which… makes them not really shenanigans at all.
Evil shenanigans! “